who could possibly have foreseen

fuck gavin newsom. all my homies hate gavin newsom.

i’m confused why do people keep talking about will stencil as if he’s good

cops blocking ambulances should bring automatic attempted murder charges at the very least

some day, maybe soon, the power will simply go out and not come back on again

The one totally meaningless thing that would completely rule would be if the pope excommunicated jd Vance. Low stakes, would change nothing, but would provoke a lot of really funny reactions from people I universally hate. It would be really great. He should do it.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

that crazy lady giving trump her medal in a big gold frame saying "i am giving my award that i won to a strong and handsome boy, signed me" is such a great story because any outcome is equally funny: either she just bought a presidency for a framed certificate or he's going to fuck her over anyway

i’m struggling to imagine a human being more stupid than matt yglesias but i guess i’d have to go with ‘person that wants to read more matt yglesias posts’

if they run fucking harris in 2028 my head will explode like the guy in scanners

so are we gonna nuke greenland or what. get on with it

its true in the sense that he presumably has blood. in his body

This is the first time Scott Adams made me laugh.

they've declared war on us. we aren't part of the plan any longer. in their telling this is no longer your country

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

rotating a device in my mind

More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis. #FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump

there’s really no reason to think anyone who supported anything short of abolishing ice the past ten years isn’t going to go straight back to We Just Need Better Training when a dem is in office again. better to make that politically untenable before the campaigns even officially start

smiling & staying positive through it, not feeling deranged at all 18x24 acrylic on canvas

roses are red violets are blue shut up for a second and listen

there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees

dirty broken low down ugly and ruined

people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol

pulling new cops out of a gross sac in the mud underneath my giant tower

This is my blood

metric lovers are just bad at math. ooh boy blu blu everything should be divisible by 10 or it’s too confusing. grow up

general strike now

patiently waiting for the cops to arrest themselves

there’s what, 190 something countries in the world? i bet we’ve got at least that many chinook helicopters or whatever. let’s just arrest all the presidents at the same time. why not

dream blunt rotation

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

grandparents love to buy landfill-bound plastic crap from famous brands like “qixoo” or “bbbbrtoyz”

this is my emotional support wife

general strike when

what the fuck

my four sons Hunter, Trigger, Bullet, and Murderer figure we’ll stop revving our atv engines when the sun rises or maybe a little bit after

one of many legions of failed artists

stopping the dentist after each tooth to ask if they’re mad at me

i think those backup alerts should be required on all vehicles and they should also turn on when the vehicle is moving forward too

this is what having three kids feels like

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

deep dish “pizza” please you’re eating tomato soup in a bread bowl. disgusting thin crust pizza like eating greasy paper. an embarrassing facsimile of pizza. repulsive

this is just basic psychological self defense. ads - not all ads, but many ads - want to make you FEEL BAD. they want to create in you a feeling of loss, a feeling of absence, that they can promise to fill with their product. don’t let them! turn that shit off the moment it comes on.

jordan peterson’s daughter please show him this before he dies

thank god

you bow to fucking no one

pickle for breakfast

canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is “could queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart”