WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING 재미없어?! I'M TIRED OF IT!

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

Lol he got dragged here.

AI boom discourse has gotten so out of hand that it’s making the New Yorker relatable🫢 (with alt text)

An incredible opportunity for anyone sad to have missed out on the Titan submarine mission

I do not know how else I can say "GLP-1s are a very useful drug that can be life-changing and life-saving for many people and should exist" and "they are also mass marketed, prescribed, and sold as a miracle weight loss drug and being used to perpetuate fatphobia" are statements that can coexist

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

If you can look at the money deficit and rising unemployment and acknowledge that it is a huge problem but then turn around and shit on people who crowdfund, I don't know what to tell you, but it's not good.

I know that it is wrong, but I'm selling nukes to Stacy's mom.

As a math teacher, I'm uniquely qualified to explain: two times (almost) zero is (almost) zero.

"We believe in the marketplace of ideas!" *ideas don't sell in marketplace* *buys marketplace* *forces not selling ideas in everyone's face* *trashes marketplace to force liking of not selling ideas* *punishes people who don't like not selling ideas* "Why is everyone leaving?"

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed…History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” - 1984, George Orwell

evergreen

betty been boop!!!

Lol yes 😂😂😂

like ok we get it we know you don’t play about him & we jealous, damn!!

Oh wow… that’s wild… I’m now looking for a… ✨Black Illustrator that has experience in designing tabletop games✨ Y’all hear that? 👀

Do they make all-dressed chicken wings and can I have exactly one? Preferably a flat. And I know this is gonna sound like blasphemy but if you give me a lil ranch on the side I'll take 3. Also can I get some sweet chili wings. And some buffalo. With a margherita pizza and some crinkle cut fries.

Am I about to do Halloween Horror Nights just for Sinners?

Hot take: I don't think teen takeovers are evidence of bad teens. I think their independence and social spaces have been removed and they're acting accordingly. They're showing us what happens when you take resources from a group of people and tell them to just deal with it.

When I play ttrpgs and I refer to myself as the DM or GM, I mean "Dungeon Mommy or Game Mom," get that master shit outta here.

Found an absolute beginner ballet class that I'm thinking about taking since I haven't taken a ballet class since high school. I just haven't signed up yet because anxiety is a monster.

This is actually true, imo. And also, COVID reminded people of their own vulnerability, the porosity of their own skins and bodies, their mortality and they HATED it. They still hate it. Thats why they scream about masks, about COVID and any reminder of that vulnerability.

You shouldn't be allowed to fix your fingers to type that Lupita Nyong'o is ugly if you're out here on a regular basis looking like aged raw chicken. Ol salmonella lookin' ass...

"Anthropic blames dystopian sci-fi for training AI models to act evil." Oh really? So the stuff you stole because you are a dystopian fucked up company has fucked up your dystopian fucked up company?

So one of my goals is to get good enough at Korean that I don't need English subtitles anymore (I'mma still need the hangeul ones, because your girl is splayed across the spectrum and my auditory processing is BAD), but I haven't been able to find worksheets that I like....

I know this is going to sound wild, but considering we are in wild times, fuck it let's go.... We are witnessing in the US our very government trying to erase history, and I'm 100% positive they hope to use AI to keep their version of history relevant for as long as possible.

Everybody wants their rights, but not their responsibilites.

They were all attacked by misogynist and zionist smear campaigns

Lupita be out here ACTING acting and that snow roach fixed his fucking mouth to criticize her when he can't even successfully act like his own mom on the social media platform he bought on ACCIDENT!? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

“I drew Elon Musk from memory”

“why are trans people so aggressive and annoying” idk man probably because you keep saying shit like that and whenever we tell you to stop everyone goes “wow you were right, they ARE aggressive and annoying”

curiously poking to see who a. makes Actual Play and b. either currently or has a background working with kids? like grade school~ish?

It seems to me, that hiring one of the best actresses on the planet would be a good move if you want an award.

After 16 hours, still at $835/$1520, please help. 💕💸

Rep. LaMonica McIver says ICE detainees who agreed to voluntarily leave the country and signed their deportation papers are still being held for months in detention centers, while private prison contractors report growing revenues and lucrative government contracts.

This sounds like the opening to a SAUCY Regency romance novel.

My fiancé, the man I'm going to MARRY said to me yesterday I was an "at risk youth!" I said "I grew up in the suburbs" and he replied "That doesn't mean you weren't at risk Ms. Molly" Chat, my name is not Molly!

OKAY!? Whatever them kids think about me I don't care. They're SUPPOSED to think I'm uncool so they can go and make their own things! Then I can swing back around ND go "Oh that's fun" then make the new shit they made uncool. This is the ourobouros of life. This is the way!

My favorite part about learning languages, is figuring something out but not realizing I figured it out, then picking up a book that puts the thing I figured out into words. It scratches a weird corner in my brain.

This is weird to me because as much shit as y'all gave us and told us the internet wasn't real when we were there..... Don't y'all have friends in real life you can have these conversations with?

Hella Folks & Drama Happens zine PDF is available for sale now. (If you're a paid member on my Patreon, you already have access there, no need to buy it again) payhip.com/b/3h5jJ

I was a straight up slattern. Not even gonna lie.

This man, one of the FEW WHITE MEN I TRUST, had one of the most important people in the world to me HIGHER than giraffe pussy, because he forgot that he's got the constitution of a Tolkien Dwarf and not everyone has his tolerance.

My new short video faves are Nate the Hoof Guy and that thicc Chinese lady that skateboards in a dress. She be out here elegant as fuck and MANEUVERING on that skateboard. In heels! Yes, bitch! Let's go!

If you think Elliot Page playing Achilles isn't hot af you're straight (derogatory).