Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

They said conspiracy theory, not verifiable facts.

That’s right

Kash Patel is suing the Atlantic, because what you really want to do is open up discovery to a bunch of investigative journalists.

They quite literally just fired a ton of people a few months ago.

I assume the Seattle Times and others who were wringing their hands about how doomed we were when Washington refused to give similar handouts will be lining up to offer public apologies any day now

When people ask me why the US is like this, I tell them about the disappearance of public pools after the civil rights act. White supremacists would rather sweat to death than share a cooling dip near a black person. That's why we're like this. share.google/g2G4H6S52WJM...

black people for whatever reason have forgotten that Hilary Clinton is a rampant racist

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

AND IN AN NBA FIRST, VICTOR WEMBANYAMA HAS DUNKED FROM THE 3-POINT LINE! PANDEMONIUM! THE ROOF IS GOING TO COME OFF THIS PLACE! Tim Duncan:

Good morning Bluesky. Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!

just an incredible run by the four cruise ship captains that decided it was time to go

you could watch this happen live using ais tracking yesterday and you could almost hear the captains yelling leeeerrrrrooooooy jeeeeennnnnkiiiiiins

Unless it’s dog pictures

They really don't understand the hate for Israel. Abd that's crazy to me. What do they drink? Magic Spirits given to them by Aipac?

Here's another angle: bsky.app/profile/roth...

First reported by Beth LeBlanc of @detroitnews.com, U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for U.S. Senate, was loudly and prolongedly booed at the Michigan Democratic Party convention.

This is what Israel has done to Bint Jbeil, my hometown in southern Lebanon

One of the most blatant examples of sane-washing I've ever seen from the NYT. This was an unarmed cargo vessel in international waters, crewed by noncombatants!

This is what policing is. When I say that "liking football" and "liking football *players*" are two different things, this is what I mean. Half of the news orgs will try to frame this as wrong that Zachariah Branch did. The other half will correctly identify this as wrong done to him.

Sounds like a wildly insecure cop on a power trip - so, a cop.

Overly sensitive cop, got it.

in for a penny, in for a pound. while we're here. come on.

trying to double check official stats on MLSsoccer dot com is no longer reliable. Diego Luna scored last night. His profile page on the league site says he didn't. It's such mind numbingly basic stuff. These mistakes are so small time.

That’s just unlucky

Wait… did the AppleTV announcers just say St. Louis looked like the better team that half??????

DO IT AGAIN

We love unmarked goals!

Insane story: Using facial recognition technology, The New York Knicks apparently tracked the movements of a transgender woman attending a game at Madison Square Garden to ensure she never appeared on the game's televised broadcast

This is conceptually idiotic on multiple levels & should be a disqualifying opinion to express

"mute this word" and "hide post for me"

Oh sorry, so religion and politics should be separate? Is that what you're saying? bsky.app/profile/atru...

It’s weird how desperate these people are to try and use the Bible to justify war when Jesus was notably not a fan of violence.

The NFL barely cares about violence against women. They definitely don’t care about extramarital activity.

It's weird how often the European Green Parties' core policy committments happen to line up with policies that keep Europe reliant on Russian fossil fuel exports! Just a strange coincidence that keeps happening for some reason.

Everything goes back to SLAVERY —

OOF

Japan looks gassed, which, makes sense placing to play the U.S. at altitude.

A mental health therapist claims she criticized the policy changes of Blue Cross Blue Shield and then was retaliated against with an audit.

I don’t know why open AI thought shooting a commercial would be a good idea, especially now of all times. Probably got that bad recommendation from AI.

I need to find a good pair of comfortable shoes for every day standing/walking. Nothing flashy, but not gaudy either. Just max comfort. Hmm…

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Y'all. I really need to raise this money today.. the cancellation notifications are coming in by the buttload and I have no relief in sight.

🚨 BOOSTING 🚨

That moment of catharsis when Shaheed took that opening kickoff back for a TD against the niners >>>>>

Small victories: had my first group meeting presentation today with my new job and it went very well.

They literally out here fighting a pointless war that nobody wants while living in prisoner conditions. Because some rich idiot says so.

📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY: “The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.” He is NOT backing down.