We're all on the same page: Coppola DEFINITELY saw Rollin's movies before he took his stab at Dracula, yeah?

Man, I'm from the Midwest and not only fuck this but fuck you. I don't want someone checking out my groceries to be graded on how nice they were, I want to get my shit and go home. They don't get paid enough to deal with the assholes they encounter, and now you wanna hold them hostage for niceties?

If Johnson had the stones he'd drive out to situations like this with the commissioner and dismiss every CPD officer on scene.

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

Goddamn.

That theres one of them phallic knives Tipper Gore tried to warn us about.

What if instead of magic powers Carrie White had a gun?

*Caucasian dancing*

Every man in this film isn't a complete and irredeemable piece of shit who deserves to die, just the ones with speaking lines.

I'll tell ya, Travis Bickel couldn't have pulled off any of these looks.

The handwriting is such a great little touch.

"Don't know why they want to persecute me because I don't talk to women. All women do is laugh, and sing, and say the word 'Pussy'."

The moment on the street when Zoë Lund realizes she could just kill this man is just....

Yes, casting, I'd like you to send me your most repellent men. The kinds of guys who wouldn't be welcome in a single stall bathroom, please. -Abel Ferrara, probably

"Darling, I realize that you're working under a tremendous handicap which is precisely why you must try harder than a normal person." Never has there been a more justified mass shooter on film.

Ms. 45 has no business being as good as it is.

State Senator Louise Lucas, I must apologize, I was not familiar with your game

Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—" *clears throat* Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”

I've been listening to a podcast about the Spanish Armada. Fam. The English rolled up on them folks at Calais like

Greatest city in the world, etc. hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...

Rocked 'em.

Look, if Schumer got eaten by a bear on any given day I'd pop a bottle of champagne. But this is good politics. Look rational, look reasonable, make an offer most Americans would jump at, and put the Republicans in a position where they either have to let the Dems be the heroes or own the loss.

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A CONSTITUENT YOU PARASITIC FUCK

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

I made this right after he died haha

I will miss him forever.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Remember when Republicans drew Virginia's Congressional map so Black people were packed into one district and said we should be grateful they gave our community this district. NOW they can have one district and see how much they love it.

i don’t study fascism and i’m not fucking leaving, this country belongs to us, not them, fuck you

Its also abundantly clear what she's doing. She got told "no" about her Senate run right around the same time it started to become obvious that an "after" was coming sooner than she'd previously betted and decided to settle some scores and play the center. It's easy because she's amoral.

Well, that commercial for Welly was obnoxious enough to guarantee I’ll never try their product.

Rereading Slaughterhouse Five for inspiration and I truly think, “All this happened, more or less” is my favorite opening line for a novel

And they can't ever really escape it because no matter how bad the files are, no matter how many powerful people take a hit, a significant percentage of the population is going to believe theres still a coverup because of the dumb shit thats been done to try to squash it.

I do not believe that a principled prosecutor such as Jay Jones would think that Steve Bannon’s crimes warranted imprisonment.

I can state without a hint of irony, artifice, or prevarication that I do not want Steve Bannon to go to prison.

I don't believe any of them should go to prison. Heavy emphasis on that last word.

John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Midjourney

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

I realize it is not the most useful piece of analysis but I feel like we don't talk enough about the plain fact that a relatively large chunk of the country has just kinda lost their minds

This reminds me: A few CBP agents were recently overheard complaining about how much they *hate* the whistles. Apparently, in addition to the obvious, the racket makes it harder for them to communicate with each other.

The video shows an Oak Brook police officer handcuffing and placing the ICE agent under arrest after he refused to undergo a breath analysis, telling police, “I’m not going to do that.”

This story has extra juice when you know the pretext behind "operation Midway Blitz"

A Walton, a Kroger and whichever hedge fund runs Albertsons got on the party line and took it to hell with everybody.

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

This is unfair. Kennedy returned moments later with an enormous syringe filled with the blue 10,000 Flushes fluid and administered life-saving aid.

HP Lovecraft: now i don't usually pay a lot of attention to New york city Lovecraft: that seething, teeming metropolis Lovecraft: which i have been told is filthy with asiatics and saracens Lovecraft: but i'm just glad that new yorkers rejected the italian menace