People bitch all the time about iron workers and coal workers and steel mill guys but no one ever talks about all the jobs lost for roguish fops and merry pips

I'm eating spam cooked directly in the can over the smoldering embers of my enemies. I'm chilling until a SOFT BOI in the restaurant across the road orders steak with truffle butter. The energy among the Back-Alley Fight Club shifted. It's something that should be kept to Italians.

Your Christmas present is this play in two acts.

Christmas on Deep Space Nine Sisko: "Computer, eggnog." Computer: "Egging Nog." Nog:

91. british lads hit each other with a chair

Fuck yeah getting sent home with a bunch of kolacky.

Here we go with all the same process-based excuses people use when we talk about the DOJ's failure to hold the coup plotters accountable. Now they're all pardoned or in power, and Trump will probably pardon Maxwell on his way out too.

Minutes after reading "Hey, mom, it's me. You can cancel the bail fund, Aunt Katherine isn't coming."

Sometimes a man just has to fight his father.

I'm having no small amount of schadenfreude watching these mediocre children of privilege who've never had to struggle for anything try to overthrow a country and get constantly embarrassed. It's not enough, of course, but none of these people will die happy.

Them when that nutt in a carton come out

Nut. In. A. Carton

Lmao my aunt bought a fucking cop car at auction and the sirens still work

Stubbed my toe horribly in front of my neighbor's six year old and the swear substitute that came out of my mouth was "MICHAEL MY SHANNONS"

Does anyone else bristle at this framing? WSJ says blue books are “torturing” students with hand cramps, and “nobody likes them.” Listen, students have been outsourcing everything to AI and cheating their way through college. Blue books should be celebrated as a return to authentic human learning.

a little Christmas baking inspiration

I know you well enough to know this isn't a pass but it still feels like profiling...

Sorry, ma'am, as you liked to say: elections have consequences. One of the consequences of Trump's is that his boosters don't get to come back easily.

Again, please drag journalists more because these posts are fucking embarrassing

Does it still work if you give Dobby a condom

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

This asshole's face looks like it was crudely superimposed onto someone else's head like in the old Weekly World News.

Fuck off, George

2025 Headline of the Year nominee (March)

My favorite event on this website was the time a dude released a picture of himself naked and erect but had fuzzed out the erection and said he would have revealed his full dick and balls to everyone but the site was racist, and therefore he wouldn't. This was a very white man, you see.

Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect

They're making a prequel called "John Rambo", which I guess would be: John Rambo: Rambo -5: Last Blood -5: Rambo -3: Rambo 0: Rambo -1: First Blood Part 0

‘It’s not a part time job.’ Oof. Scott Pelley and Sharyn Alfonsi absolutely leveled Bari Weiss at an emergency 60 Minutes staff meeting today.

One of the few good things about fascism is that he moment people start thinking about what happens after is the moment the whole thing starts to fall apart. Predators can't help but snap at prey, and as things go downhill they all start looking weak to one another because they're all bleeding.

Did you guys know that BLACK CHRISTMAS is my favorite movie about abortion? I wrote about it from that angle and how the violence of the picture overlaps and is linked to the central question of the right to choose. It's one of my favorite movies in general. www.patreon.com/posts/patron...

NEVER

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

I remember Triangle Trade all the way until AFTER college. Then "Triangle Trade" was generalized to other colonization efforts forcing colonies into dependence on goods while producing cash crops or resource extraction. Black suffering quietly shuffled out of history to prevent acknowledging it.

Its darkly amusing to me that they bought their own line on DEI to such a degree that they thought there was some vast, untapped well of conservative white males who just couldn't get work because of woke and now they can't hire enough AUSAs and all their new cops are even more subnormal than usual.

They bought AAA. Theres no chance the flippy shit isn't going to be on the Fed, too. The votes are in, its all flippy shit all the time. Your choices are flippy shit done slowly for the enrichment of fascists or flippy shit done quickly with Japanese strong-style interludes made for a rich autist.

I thought about this re: the NYT's defense of David Brooks hobnobbing with Epstein and various rich weirdos as part of his job. I doubt they'd say that if he attended a DSA meeting. There's the big club that you ain't in, and then there's everyone else.

ok, this may be the best example of tech bro hubris that i've ever seen

I recall getting approached by BetterHelp and responding with "the compensation you're offering is significantly below standard and the services are not only not industry standard but arguably unethical" and getting a long, rambling e-mail from a director-level exec accusing me of "gatekeeping." 1/

The inverse is also true: people in tech naively think that the subject-matter expertise needed for a specific domain-targeted project (e.g. securities trading, radiological diagnosis) can be acquired in their spare time, or isn't needed at all.

People who call kids “bad” usually don’t know Fact One about child development. A lot—A LOT—of adults, despite their authority, want children to display more emotional maturity than they’ve ever modeled for them.

Uncle Buck counts as a Christmas movie because its got McCauley Culkin in it.

"Honey, call a plumber, I'm about to shoot the toilet. This is not a euphemism."

I am once again thinking about the single greatest Super Bowl commercial of all time. The 2007 Garmin banger from Steve Grimmet of Grim Reaper fame, performing amidst a kaiju battle.

A former PR professor that I had reviews wrestling media scrums for criticisms and her perspective is so much fun. She’s RUTHLESS on figureheads but she’s asked me a bunch of questions about some kayfabe ones I sent her too.

She’s fascinated by MJF. I sent her an NJPW Eddie Kingston one too and she loves him because I’m raising her right.

Fuck it. If they're stupid enough to do it in court let them do it in court. Theres been enough reporting on this, these are trained attorneys who obviously learned how to do basic research, folks know the dangers. It's time to let them experience natural consequences.

It’s time to learn the final lesson son… it’s time to learn how to cry