Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.

I have a student son Henry Nowak’s age & I can’t imagine what it took for his family to respond outside court with the grace they did, asking that their son’s death not be used for division and hate. That Reform & Restore chose to throw that back in their faces makes me feel sick.

💥 70,000 signatures! 💥 ...and the petition closes on June 8th. Imagine if we can get it over 100,000 before then - and open a Parliamentary debate in time for the 10th anniversary of the Brexit vote on June 23rd 2026. That'd be powerful. All hands to the pump! Sign and share, share, share! 👇

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...

This is quite the story.

"We accidentally made an animated graphic for Reform and then did a party political broadcast for them by mistake."

It's God's way of helping me with my procrastination.

There is no McTry.

When I first met you girl you had no shoes, but now you're charging ships to cross the straits of Hormuz.

Tantric chatbots are finally here

One last ride in the fuckjet....

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

What do you do when your media org is captured? You start your own. Introducing....The Nerve!!! @thenerve-news.bsky.social We're all-female, journalist-owned & launching next week. Please help us build a truly independent, progressive new media!👊👊👊

You can't share video clips of JD Vance being booed at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics on Instagram 🤷‍♂️

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

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I recently did an approximation of that clock, though sadly the disappearing minutes were beyond me...

Seeing that ICE has arrived on BlueSky let me be the first to say *shotgun cocking noise* go fuck yourselves and get the fuck out of my bar.

Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

GROK IS A CHATBOT NOT A GUY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A NEWS SOURCE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS

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A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".

As a disabled person, I aspire to be the person the DWP think I am.

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Being accountable to an international court means our Government has to answer to them if it tries to undermine your human rights. Be very suspicious of any UK politician who wants to remove that check on their powers. Share this and speak up for your freedoms.

So who's your girl crush Alice? I'm not telling mine...

WELL DONE, RED ROSES!!!

Darlington and Darlington-adjacent people - I'm selling two drastically-reduced tickets for Stewart Lee at the Hippodrome tonight cos I can no longer attend www.twickets.live/en/event/197...

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.

These fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but they’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.

it's real support from actual racists

🚨Happening Now! Mass Protest in D.C. ! Thousands have gathered! We Reject The Fascist Trump Regimes takeover of our cities! #FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests #3E

Me versus all the shit I'll have to deal with today

Take me down to the Paraphrase City with its verdant lawns and beautiful women