happy thanksgiving everyone

Nekojiru cats chilling in the garden

Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇 www.nature.com/articles/s44...

the 98 Civic of Theseus

cars should be physically limited to 25mph in cities, 50mph on highways.

entertain your guests this year with The Pink Slime

The NYT never lets me down on new ways to make sure no one comes to your Thanksgiving anymore

Alert: my freshmen don’t know what Apollo 13 is. Not the movie, the mission.

What’s up GAMERS

I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.

shout out to RI's health care agency, who put their own return address on the envelope they want me to send a check to.

Mamdani went to a small college similar to the one where I work and majored in Africana Studies. From now on my answer to the microaggressive question of “what can one (even) do with a Black Studies degree from a liberal arts college?” is “You can run New York.”

I’m gonna be honest my biggest reaction is that I can’t believe he threw his sandwich. if I just bought a sandwich I’m absolutely going to eat it. I’d find something else to throw.

he's dead in the way we know it, but also is transforming into his next form: Bio Cheney

there is actually a second, more secret CIA that really runs things. It's called the "Gay CIA" or GCIA.

got recommended a video with 4 views called "why you should become an urban wildlife photographer" and I'm ready to start my new arc

I had an idea that you could give people a real spooky scare this Halloween if you showed up to the party with your friends in L4 Hazmat suits

pro-tip: don't have work email on your phone. that is a regular computer activity.

reminder

Just another Democratic candidate failing the leftist purity test

Found some street milk please advise

look at this fucked up image the google AI barfed out

when you nut but she's an elder god

I have once again inserted a Duck Tape Bandit reference into my class lecture

rip D'Angelo www.instagram.com/reel/DIuQYif...

"aura farming" in the sense of giving yourself migraines on purpose

throw everything in together on cold. if it dies it dies.

Trivial Fur-Suit

Give folks their flowers No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier "They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

goodnotes randomly dropping an AI chatbot with no option to get rid of it and I want to self-immolate. i hate it i hate it i hate it

In the 90s they'd have comic book characters named like DEATH TOLL and he'd have skulls all over his outfit and a huge package. His power would be shooting his blood at people to cut them in half. We'd talk in hushed tones because of how cool it all was.

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Allyship, for the most part, only ever comes if it's convenient and comfortable for the person doing it. People were willing to cancel their Disney subscriptions because other than two shows that can be pirated, they don't watch it much. But boycott a chicken sandwich or boy wizard? Too much.

A lieutenant comes into my ready-room in need of my sage advice. I calmly walk to replicator: "Tea. Ice Cold. Twisted."

There should be lots of little websites instead of just a couple big ones

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Gonna need to know if it had a big dollar sign on the side

I don't need a fridge cam, I know what's in that shit

Wilco has objectively expertly written songs, that are deconstructed in innovative ways but the temperature of the delivery is set so low, I have to listen to Slayer or something right after so I don't slip into a coma

we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn

see what I'm thinking about is that we think of creativity as like a ladder. where if you just keep making things you'll get better & an audience appears but that isn't really true right? sometimes you just suck forever, or sometimes you make good stuff but no one sees it/cares?

is it worth it to make mid art that no one sees, forever?

An exceptionally shrewd operator. Also: the insanity of a society that makes this front page news fora week, whereas the far more transparently political assassination of the Minnesota House speaker was just a blip.

imagining a guy who wouldn't sell so now his house is in the median between two airport runways

this video is a huge banger

I don’t have a question so much as a “comment”…

I don’t have a question so much as a “comment”…

every fascist i outlive is a reason to keep on living