just like, shredded cheese right out of the bag

If you had a calculator that gave you the wrong answer 20% of the time, you’d throw it in the garbage. If the made it said “oh yeah, you have to check it,” you’d punch them in the face.

the Black Panthers were right

entering a period in my life where I'm getting obsessed with marimba/vibraphone. other tuned mallet percussion instruments.

the whole world rn

The mangaka behind this also did the manga adaptation of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Don't let your dreams remain dreams.

bringing my own unflavored yogurt to your superbowl party

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

I'd see 1000 billion dollar companies rot in the ground before I'd see a tiny pond poisoned for a data center

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

info: the Superbowl is this weekend and it's The Patriots vs The Seahawks.

on reddit they play a game where everyone tells the same joke

reeling from this, even though the quote is about folk dance history

it happened to me. I posted about how linux couldn't do something and woke up to like 100 comments

I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol

All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.

It probably helped that she's wearing the same material as the sofa.

timeline cleanse youtu.be/ZK6VILyHVDE?...

holy fuck it’s real

ignorance is goated when bliss is the vibe

PLURIBUS 2025

inventing an emotional support robot that follows CEOs around and calls them a brain genius on the condition they structure their business around making quality products and offering them at a fair price

if they made the star wars prequels today they'd execute Order 6-7 whatever. fuck u.

Was doing ok there for a couple months but we are back in the negatives and still no car to get to work and back so any help would be huge www.paypal.com/paypalme/Pil...

1 year to the day after the January 6 attack there was a guy in town standing at an intersection with a sign that just said "DEMOCRACY" he looked confused about why no one was honking. I don't think he realized people didn't know what side he was on.

So many leftists shared this very obvious AI slop all over the internet because it confirmed their existing beliefs. Bring back media literacy!!!

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

it's time for you to learn some music theory

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

yelling at the NYT opinion section is like yelling at your neighbors' dog that barks all day

last thing I dreamed last night was an army of super-nazis invading the town I was in haha

If you are in the US military, you are serving for a pedophile

disaster! Local man has to work out in public the first week of January!

hny

can we invent some blender tutorials where the person in the video goes at a normal pace and explains what they are doing so we don't have to study it like the Zapruder film?

Happy New Year from Tara and Raven! youtu.be/UyuIcE7P6_A

go big, then go home

They’re lifting the curse in 2026

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

if you give me some leftovers in tupperware it's never coming back I'm gonna tell you that right now. that's my food storage now.

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

I feel like I'm being gaslit by Cranberry Tart recipes. does anyone remember those existing before this year?

all those tesla robots are going to look wild piled up in a landfill

Inventing a “anti-joke” filter for when you use Reddit

reality in actual Providence: the feds are wandering around college hill kicking snow and looking at random ring cam footage. they are clueless.