Cancel Culture

They’re always putting weed in cookies and gummies and soda and shit. I want a weed salad with some lean weed chicken breast

For a lot of these billionaires, publicly acting like a cruel piece of shit is just another way for them to signal wealth status.

Me, strapping on my big boy pants and saying a prayer to the dark gods, “I guess I will eat that salad.”

damn that baby looks cool as hell

referring to all women as "ma'am" and all men as "babydoll"

Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dune, Jimmy Dune

You've been a very bad girl A very very bad bad girl, Gaga

How I’m walking out of 2025

I am not usually one to argue with the Simpsons, but I do think you can win friends with salad. You're not going to bat 1000, but some people will dig it.

Give life meaning by having more than one type of lettuce in ur salad

Brother in law: at the job interview they asked me "if life is a salad what part of the salad are you? I said croutons cause I make things fun. Me: for me I would say cherry tomatoes. I'm slippery and hard to stab.

Y'all ever put hot sauce on a salad?

F*cking finally www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/t...

Major Kusanagi is correct as always

all I need in this life of sin, is me and Jigen. Down to ride ‘til the very end, it’s me and Jigen.

Soups are just extremely wet salads

Didn’t expect so many to say nachos are salad 😻

Making a turducken (a chicken inside a duck inside a turd)

The time between xmas and new years is a liminal space. It is cheugy as well

The weather cooperated yesterday so ate outside for Christmas. The endive and citrus salad was really good!

made a lot of ceasar dressing too yesterday so it's all in on salads this week

how many more dead racists can we leave behind this year, let's find out

Brigitte Bardon’t

At one point, you could go to McDonald’s for a salad and leave with a full-fledged bottle of Kraft dressing. (1988)

Wrong. Nachos are a salad.

the fridge just admitted it’s been in a secret alliance with the shadows under the couch. they’re plotting a takeover of snack time to enforce a no-salad policy. i’m not sure if this is a culinary coup or just a late-night snack fever dream. either way, i need backup.

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bagel one, entering orbit

shh, my stories are on

Ravens v Packers, but also like half the nfl

big ideas always show up in San Francisco first. ”database” will be the “plastics“ of our era.

Heated Rivalry but make it sumo

I can’t stop saying “thick thigh pussy salad”.

Roses are red, Salad is dandy. Might I interest you in a

Model: Satan Glaus P10 Debut: Mazinger Z Year: 1973 Designer: Go Nagai

She speaks so poetically. Not in the sense of metaphor, but in verse, cadence, evocation, and compression of expression. "A body that was fit to take care of itself" is a sentence that requires years to explain.

LOL this snowman is Parson Brown

Guess what

I would absolutely pay admission to watch a Kraft Italian dressing drinking competition

I can't speak to the accuracy of this map showing the most popular Kraft-brand dressing in the 'lower 48' I will point out that 13 states prefer RANCH dressing & they cluster in the south & upper Midwest. Let's talk about WHY Ranch got so popular. It actually starts in Alaska ...