I see tea leaf salad in my future.

from now on I am only eating salads from the official sonic the hedgehog cookbook

text-wrap: caesar-salad;

Dinner was just a salad tonight with capers on a jammy egg and salmon salad as proteins. Home made dressing and crisped garlic. #Salad

I don’t remember all the mustard

Hey so, what the fuck?

BLT stands for But Lettuce's Tasteless

Good boy lunch. 🍽️🍜

bro I am not feeling very agentic rn

tomato plants love to get their stink on you

One of my favourite movies

Americans need to embrace the legume

We’re about to hear a lot of hand-wringing about how the internet did this to men but this is what men did to the internet.

I met a woman today who named her child Lettuce. So that person exists

warm bread dipped in olive oil my beloved

VITAMIN: A

salad

An ashtray, but for pickles.

Well, if I have to lie here with a splitting headache, at least there’s some thunder to keep me company

are people out there eating unchopped salads? that's just a head of lettuce?

They called me chopped but i enjoy salad

If your religion says you are superior to other religions or non-believers, that is the PURPOSE of your religion.

neon genesis dandelion

How life feels having never seen an episode of Euphoria

Me, when the world is outgrooving itself:

The pope is....WEAK ON CRIME

I dare u to do the habanero eyes again

the secret ingredient in my broccoli salad is that, when i shred the cheese, i like to make sure i also get a little bit of the wrapper in there

strategically eating a nice and tidy salad for lunch so that I can get fuckin nasty with it tonight for dinner

Show me your favorite video game skeletons.

guys why is everything so ancient

whatever you say, tiddy salad

Lettuce is fine but sometimes I want everything else in a salad but the lettuce.

More self care 🥗

received another really lovely lettuce in the food bag

Toad put his head close to the ground and said loudly, “Now seeds, start growing!” Toad looked at the ground again. The seeds did not start to grow.

This mf salad is delicious

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

It’s salad time again.

Detail from a recent dye 🫡

evrey time

my brother’s rat

I’m feeling your oats

🥵

Oops slept 11 hours

Music for tired people