Arthur Rackham - Watercolor of a cat - 1911

Before the rapture hits, remember to sign up for a multitude of low-amount pledges on various crowdfunding sites, such that if you get taken, your worldly goods will slowly be parsed out to your remaining friends over time www.patreon.com/sargoth

Bouncer: but before we let you into the geography trivia contest, we're gonna have to ask you some questions Me: shoot Bouncer: how do you feel about the upcoming EU5 release? Me: *visibly glows up* Bouncer: nope. next!

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

"are you going to allow yourself to succumb to the siren song of long-term financing schemes?" buddy, they won't let me onto the boat to travel to the exact spot on the seas where you can hear it in the first place

"are you going to act in ways that grow a debt-based economy? those are like, the only ways left" no~~

"are you going to buy a house?" no~

If you are inspired by the recent subscription boycott success stories, consider

Werner Herzog voice: give me

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

You had me at "I will now tell you everything you need to know about Sims 2 neighborhood corruption" ...but keep talking :3

I have been told that the sims turning to face the camera is an unintended (and thus very creepy) bug, rather than a canny design choice this scares me more than it should

Therapist: Strangetown from the Sims is not real and can not harm you Strangetown from the sims:

Go birds

They say “restricted interests” is a characteristic of autism but all the autists I know are veritable encyclopedias of random subjects. It’s the normies who have restricted interests.

Also just because you have a special interest in something doesn't mean A) You're actually good at the thing B) You possess the skills you need to turn that interest into a way to make money

But how will this affect real estate values in the Greater London Metropolitan Area?

some say that piracy is a threat to video games *takes a drag off a liquorice pipe* thing is, the threat is dwarfed by people who once upon a time started to play sims 2, and then never stopped playing sims 2

if you really want to stick it to Disney, and other corporate media giants, become fascinated by things they would never produce, so that they might fade into the background noise of life.

Kid: and I even got an amiibo for free! Me: I don't even know what the kids are saying these days Kid: I'm 31 Me: case in point

As a media studies scholar, my response to this is lol or even a cautious lmao

dear persons who look to spend immense amounts of money to create an ARG without a clear notion of what a finished product looks like hit me up

*looks over at US news* "his neck was made of the same stern stuff those bullet-stopping bibles are printed from" yeah, that's enough of that for today

About once a month I think about the girl from Bible Camp who, when we were 14 and forced to make name tag necklaces on the first day, made one that said “I 💚 YAOI” and managed to wear it the entire week after convincing the counselors she’d misspelled Yahweh.*

More longer friend see that sky

smh hate it when death flies the haunted sky

Jucika, social science methods master

"our AI tool will" listen, if it truly does the thing, then telling me about it is a serious waste of time. misguided effort. talk to someone in the business, or with money. here, we get paid in woims. scoot, move along, peddle your wares elsewhere

they did it

Yooo are we back??? A faithful sequel in this day and age?????

What you think DnD is: fast paced action with swords and spells swirling around each other What it actually is: a fight against a lvl 1 rat has gone on for 40 minutes, mostly consisting of a heated debate about whether critical hits mean double damage or instakill. the rat would've died either way

Reporting a few weeks ago said new Tesla registrations in Sweden were down 84% this year, if you’re wondering who’s going to win this

No really - a regular hangout with your usual cadre of idiots will fix you. I promise.

A shitpost so powerful it causes a pontypool language virus situation

I voted

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🎵 Now they're planning the crime of the century

my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong

Now I'm thinking about how Supernatural had a villainous duo, where the guy named Aleister got memory holed after something like four episodes, and the other guy stuck around for *checks notes* eight seasons

Doing a documentary on the Beatles, only to discover that licensing every clip and sample would cost a literal billion dolars

you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective

Sometimes I think about that one time someone with a frog profile pic snuck into my super secret discord server, looked around, and then just left without posting or interacting. Even though the interface does not indicate it, you could see the "this doesn't look like anything to me" thought process

Logging on

logging on

#BirdoftheYear 🇳🇿

Words to live by.

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Dress for the job you want. It no longer exists economically, so waiting around for the moment of actually having it is a losing bet

Can we now start dressing all cyberpunk as normal daily wear? Please? The dystopian corporate run setting is here, we might as well have the style too.

Aunt Tifa? Yeah, she's here. She's giving punching lessons to aunt Aerith. Approach with great caution