die kleinen erfolge im leben

i'm glad that we're not living through a global tech billionaire coup that secretly control laws being made that we only get informed about retrospectively. that would be insane

haferkleiesocken

can't wait for the eu to join the data center hype 2,5 years after the bubble popped

why isn't there a piss app that makes piss

i want an app that solves my problems. can we not crowdsource general problem solving. humans are capable of so much more

quantum penis

what does it mean if i always get diarrhea when i work on my dream project

When in doubt, remember that "I sense an evil growing here" is a gender-neutral greeting

blandmaxxing on main

go on corporations left-radicalize gamers

when they take the internet away i will daydream again

currently redesigning the family crest so i'm prepared for the new feudal age

now that temu is over i make everything myself

i need a sword

the floor is literally lava

haha do you remember when we thought a stochastic language generator should run society that also directly evaporates the poors in their homes

the ivy fell off the facade

they want to kill us all

your crush will think of you tonight if you sign the petition i posted

entweder polizei oder gewitter draußen

eating sunscreen

the city plans to cut down all the trees in my area. it's so absurd 😭🌳😭🌳😭😭😭 can you please sign this to stop it? international signatures welcome openpetition.org/!tvwqf

that's the ai summer

should i make cucumber water?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 43% full.

apparently strangers on twitter are making nfts from my work against my will

so does the triarchy represent brics?

meine gurke ist sauer

wake up new evil secret society list just dropped

Picard management tip: Obedience never lasts long when it's based solely on punishment.

exporting another arm

i need to do something where i need my own thinking and judgement and that's infuriating

every youtube video has the same title and thumbnail picture

it's really quiet

does anyone else think that elons jackets could be made out of human skin and none of us would know

pull yourself up by your emerald penis

The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.

i'm tired the way you're tired when the temperature changes by 25°c every other day

WHAT DID I MEAN 5 years ago by wegrand_1_1_2_neu WHERE IS wegrand2_1.blend??

i was taught that people without a penis can not feel anger and it's just hidden horny sadness. that's why i bought myself a penis for my handbag that i can hit people on the head with if they say stupid things

do we really NEED the stock market?

good morning comrades

line go brrrr

the economy is healing from tech

the socks you lost in the laundry are in hormus

but who is paying for the legos

why don't just 3 dudes on a yacht decide who wins the world cup problem solved

flooding the market with kuru pills