3d ham

if you had a big ham would you cut it into cubes or triangles?

out here yes-anding the epistemic collapse

i'm stupider than you

a couple of people unfollowed me today because i accidentally retweeted an ai image i'm sorry that WHILE EXPERIENCING A HEALTH CRISIS I SAW SOMETHING FUNNY WHILE IN THE WAITING ROOM AND PRESSED A BUTTON WITHOUT CHECKING ALL OF ITS 834 COMMENTS FOR TOTAL SCRUTINY JESUS CHRIST

currently wearing two bathrobes on top of each other which is very 2016 of me but it is also very 2026 of me because in 2016 we did that to be funny but in 2026 we do that for its utility, to be warm, because we have forcefully been grounded in reality

people talking to chat bots is sad

akademie der schönen würste

catching flies with my hands

why is czar a job title in the us? i mean that's like communism

going completely insane over a computer button

ugh

my aroma diffuser is fixed i'm so back

i like ass sweat

i think elon musk should de-extinct dinosaurs so he can ride one

in the future when someone says something dumb about ai i will immediately take this to the dyson sphere

i was in the sun and now i need to rest for 6 months

i'm going inside

the cerulean sweater was made by workers

i will see a palantir jacket tonight wont i

so what should i wear to gallery weekend to make clear that i'm there to fight for workers rights and not for the proximity to power

are you all still at the thursday orgy?

HAPPY MAY DAY FELLOW PEASANTS

in the early 2000s people were considered mentally unstable for wearing a color that was out of fashion

oh no obi is closed tomorrow

i love circular reasoning because i'm humble

i never use instagram i'm always confused when i open it. when it says i should follow back people does it mean these accounts are actually following me or is it an ad to trick me into social condemnation so i get trapped in the hyperreal ai dungeon with the rest of the underclass?

ham the planet

i'm creating reverse ham

GOOD MORNING

should i buy a balenciaga sweater from vinted to dismantle and knit socks from it?

i planted multiple trees in my apartment

my new work is a solar power bank with ce marking that i ordered off temu. as long as the parcel remains unopened it is suspended in a state of being simultaneously safe und unsafe to use

blocking everyone on tiktok who is doing the porn whisper on serious political topics. this epsteinesque shit is giving me mental health

low effort story telling is camp actually

i'm offering micro transformations

if i was to write a play about an assassjnation i would not have it involve a gun that is so unimaginative

the quantum candle looks like a glass candle from game of thrones except that it doesn't do anything because you didn't manifest hard enough

pivoting to quantum ai spirituality merch

the matrix but the machines are not intelligent

wer von euch hat einen wechselrichter

i can tell if you use pinterest

what do rich people sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice

gurke

tech update my phone forgot the word banana

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

the end of pluribus will be that it was never aliens but evil billionaires

is drinking hot chocolate in bed still legal

if it saves any lives to collectively pretend to care about space aliens again i'm ok with it