need subway armor

i like nice things

men should be funnier

low carpe diem

The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.

eating your own poop in fact refines the poop

your phone doesn't work properly anymore because of money demons

gonna deviate from my original content about poor people trinkets for a second to let you all know that i made the best alien goo out of soup eggs and i'm putting it all over the art

bought a really weird cheese today

i'm glad that although 2020 was only 2 months ago 2025 is already 3 years ago

i hope the pants i ordered off vinted arrive tomorrow and not ww3

there is no debate there is only ads

you little cowards

he named it x on purpose

line go down

good morning snow princesses

i just want to add to the discourse that my photo of pizzaleberkäse was banned from the internet for nudity

my neoprene pants make me look so 2002

it's only been a week

can someone produce a many part tiktok drama that i can binge

kartoffel

i'm smelling burnt toast because i burnt my toast

every time the us threatens europe the anti china propaganda here is ramped up at the same time

if the usa starts a war with europe germany will probably still help them "because they are our friends"

MOVIE/GRUMPY.GIF

found online 📢

ich hab ja ein solar-und-kurbel ladegerät für den fall dass usa oder russen hier den saft abdrehen

can we pop the ai bubble now

freeway cola can fill the hole in my heart literally

being super nice and approachable attracts children and dogs but it scares off emotionally damaged academics and i'm not sure if i like that but it's also praxis

had a very sad dream

i watched pluribus because of tiktok reviews and they're all wrong

Feel free not to displace your anger onto people who are simply stating facts. Knowing who to actually be mad at is praxis.

"where is the outcry against X making artificial CSAM? why is no one doing anything?" posted from an X account

rich people probably eat human flesh

what u up to

big tech companies fucked with me two major times this year so far

dreamt i met that former friend who hates me now because i'm too poor for her developed taste

good morning comrades

just learned that I must have guarded queen victoria's historic travel toilet at some point which i have no memory of but i think it's plausible

sorry guys i've been busy eating wolperdinger

wash your hair with celebrity extract to be cerebral

everything you upload will be leaked

make it so all these delicious animals didn't die for our sins in vain my little socialist disney princesses

looking for the prince's leggings from three wishes for cinderella on vinted

who is watching the ugly stepsister tonight?

good morning my little phone elves

why is it called chair and not ass rest

nudelkartoffeln

when the only marketable skill you get from your multiple university degrees is knowing how to properly redact files