Frank Herbert's Dune

“There is no one walking in Pike Place in January or February.” And other lies to tell the 10ft AI wall

People are always like “Amy we love getting cards from you!” And the cards are like

No no I’m sure you putting a huge wormhole in your fire wall assembly is no problem. I bet the AHJ won’t even notice

I got so fed up one time I vacuumed the walls

Show some respect son, salute the flag *points at the cuck chair*

Had a wonderful experience in Renton Civic Academy! Here’s our graduation photo.

sorry for the things i said when i was summoning the prince of darkness

Love to salute the brown spider outside the front door who never acknowledges me

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help your unc and chopped ass?

Snap corcle and pop @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social

are my visions a joke to you

My mental state lately:

Funniest shit possible is that they give Spokane the NBA team

stayedw in hotel last nite an didnt even get to finish whole bible

good morning

Putting the monorail’s 70th bday on my calendar and planning an elaborate heist involving it as the getaway vehicle

BREAKING: Two police dogs at separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

Who wants to take this survey on Renton’s version of Vision Zero that they have just launched! Please please take this survey and mention that you want walkable and rollable neighborhoods love yall

they’re turning me into a paste of some sort tomorrow

how is this post only a month old. it feels eternal

a one trick pony is still a horse doing a trick and i think that’s pretty neat

Using a cuddly guinea pig as a heating pad for cramps

a relative came to queens from the suburbs for dinner the other night when the weather was warm and said “I wish it wasn’t so nice out, all these people outside are making it hard to drive!” and that feels like the perfect distillation of suburban car brain

When is Portland Union Station going to get the glow up that it so richly deserves?

starting to suspect that some people are considered more attractive than others

(guy who doesn't know how to pronounce salmon voice) salmon

I feel like soon everybody will be kung fu fighting

If a logo, cartoon, or other form of media presents you with an animal wearing a hat, it should be considered a crime against humanity to "update" it by removing the hat from the animal.

Your honor, what city were you born in and what time of day?

Anyway I’m watching Primal and obviously it kicks nonstop ass but I really appreciate the core of its message, which is that if you try hard and believe in yourself, a dinosaur can be your wife

I saw a rainbow and started screaming because I thought it was the end of times

My guinea pig whispered to me that she needs health insurance

Turns out other people actually have my last name? I didn’t know that was how it worked

what the helly, your honor

Where are my all my peoples with alarmingly low vitamin D at

I’m a Taurus ? I don’t know if this is derogatory

What if you were a draft dodger but for your city’s planning commission

They call it silent hill because ever since I moved away there’s less screaming

Inspiration for my bday

I Live in One of Five Cities in the U.S. With Actually Good Public Transit. Here Are My Solutions for Rural Towns I’ve Never Visited That Were the Butt of My Jokes in Undergrad

✨✂️ COLLAGE CLUB ✂️✨ every monday 6:30p-??? in Admiral (whether I post about it or not!)

My guinea pig is cuddling with her favorite lobster stuffie but somehow she’s pushed most of the stuffie out of her hidey castle

On my walk I saw a guy flying a kite/ribbon dancing and I stopped to watch for a while and after a few he took his shirt off and I cheered

I wish my friends would stop using their special attacks on me

you can't take your multitudes with you when you die

Notes for String Theory by artist Candace Hicks.

can one of you crash out? i'm bored

It pains me that they’ll never make a second anime season for this

Adult swimming lessons tonight queen?