I can’t yearn under these conditions

if you get implants and then die, do the implants go ghost with the rest of you

they call him Big Bird not for the fact that he is big and he is a bird. no, the streets deceive you. his forename is Big

your demand for logic will drive you insane. the lucidity in your book doesn’t exist. everything is in the cloud now. sometimes the bird sings to hear its own tweet tweets

some lady in the grocery store said I needed to sew bells on my shoes

brick of technology and also sugar

everything is so exciting when your body stops functioning

alternate me

a technology we can all be excited about

when I tell you I’m hanging on by fibers of this thread…

what happened to all the Codys

on a mission to draw the world’s worst roofing details

if you think epstein’s list is damning, wait until you see Punxsutawney Phil’s list

east washington has to have the highest density of abandoned roadside onions

imagine paying several hundred thousand dollars for a sport car so you can drive the same speed as a honda civic

how do I get my name/number off these democrat-aligned organization mass-text lists who keep asking for my money

resting realtor face

Fuck this I'm doing my taxes

it would be so crazy if these freaks went to bed instead of getting coked up and launching war in the middle of the night

it’s pretty clear that Kegsbreath, who was never a boy scout, has no clue what the purpose of the scouts is (or what it was when it was still called the boy scouts instead of scouting america)

protip: eat 60 multivitamin gummies at once and you’re covered for the rest of the month

Brian heywood picked his nose and I saw the booger flick itself away to get away from him faster

I know it would keep him up at night if 400 people signed into a bill with this as their organization

the hottest washingtonians you know are using the “organization” box on bill sign-ins for nefarious purposes against Brian Heywood

Slayyyter could have written Lacrimosa dies illa, but Mozart couldn’t write Plastic

now adding “meal prep burrito” or something to its likeness at the end of my anguish postings

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

please, debilitating chronic illness is my mother’s name. please call me Debbie

laying in a field sopping wet squarsh squirsh i am the bog man

Just covering the whole house in caulk. Next owner can figure it out

when the fruit salad is just chunks of fuckin melon

honeydew and it aint even close

I’m dying but in a niche sort of way

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Took my parents out to the Day of Remembrance event in Puyallup. We went to go see great grandma and grandma’s names on the monument board of those were held in the Puyallup fairgrounds for a few months while they built barracks for them in Minidoka.

Everything is fun and games until I have to buy $100 worth of postage stamps again

reading my child a goodnight story that is sure to put them to sleep (IBC Ch 7, Fire and Smoke Protection Features)

crazy that one of the biggest cultural moments in my life was big boat stuck in canal

I know I’m in hell because all the coworkers I have to interact with are trying to use Adobe for PDF drawing creation and mark-ups instead of Bluebeam

sickophant: a person who always says yes to going sicko mode

tri-cities, WA, answers the question, what if you put a metro area of 300k on only on/off ramps

would you still love me if I did my taxes

it’s never too late to become one of your city’s local characters

one of the best decisions I ever made was stealing OR pants from my local hospital

christians will tell you god is keeping you alive because he’s got plans for you. Not me though, god is keeping me alive because he’s a sadist who gets off to watching me suffer

Happy Rush Limbaugh death day to all who celebrate

they can’t keep letting WILLOW get away with it

The Millionaires Tax is up for a vote on the Senate floor. Senators need to join 61% of Washingtonians in supporting this bill. The wealthy should pay a higher percentage of their income in taxes so that working people can pay a lower percentage. #WALeg

I love da train

this is a dumb question but do Furries talk when they’re in their fursuits, or do they do like mascots and are quiet but animated