capturing a selfie using a drone always looks like you are hunched over your phone (the controller) in the most beautiful places on earth

inside you are two wriggling shrieking little freaks and you can just ignore them basically

concerning that multiple people i have spoken to have told me that they verify new info by asking their most conspiracy-brained friend just to hear what crazy things they have to say

duolingo for love languages

i’m not a tool i am a WEPON

i think i could survive on curry puffs alone

they should invent a video game that i won’t get hyper competitive about and spoil my own fun

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how do you get good enough at running that they give you a little tactical vest?

sometimes you find a minor relic in some furniture you bought secondhand and you just have a little wonder about how it got there

man is applying to jobs for a beautiful reason

wow it really looks like all my friends had fun this weekend

i’d be lying if i said i didn’t feel some pressure to smell faintly like a tree at all times given my namesake

coffee is but one facet of life's rich tapestry

you look closer at my cupping marks and its actually just pepperonis glued to my back

drones are but one facet of life's rich tapestry

people ask me "how are your drones?" as if they are pets

Yeah, i read Theory

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♡

i’d like to become lifelong friends with the corvids on that land on our neighbor’s roof

the week is over when i have worn every black t-shirt in my arsenal

don’t @ me until i’ve had my coffee ☕️ 👿

i feel very silly and self conscious in my biking gear but 🤷🏻‍♂️ i kinda gotta just do it anyway

bike ride! bike ride! (first ride since surgery)

am i being weird, i feel like im being weird and id like to apologize

oh well, coffee time

id loveeee to work on mass timber projects, pls hire me

goodmorning! 🙂‍↕️

Nice shyness. Is it debilitating

i have sooooo much to study!

what are your plans for today? my plans:

i need to remove this app from my phone (and my brain)

PT said I have tiny scapula. who want me?

getting out my custom keyboard just to type xoxoxoxo at the end of all my messages

do they make steel toe tabis?

ironically going for a run and tiring myself out does wonders for both my sleep and executive function the next day or two

can you tuck me in like a bug in a rug

got that free range adhd

my brother says that “video games are the perfect outlet for my adhd; where it can really roam free” as he tries desperately to keep up with my movements trying to heal me

something kinda nice and calming about watching and hearing the soft patter of rain on the live feed while they pack up an empty tennis stadium in rome

planning a party where i make my friends watch me do stuff with my surgical arm as i stare back at them expecting applause

sleep mask always becomes beautiful necklace by morning

guys i think i’m lowkey built like this

gm team, wanna hop on a zoom call to discuss our goals for the week?

Valor yoinked bro

did they just remove a bunch of accounts? number went down

yesterday I started flying my friends to cool places in the simulator, maybe someday it will be for real 🥹

it doesn’t have to rain just give me some moody skies every once in a while

everyday i wake up and wonder 🤔💭