Its the famous baby claire!

Welcome to Mega Octopus City

Strolling around this enchanted grove

Look at the backs of these houses though. Pretty nice eh?

I'd love to live in these apartments adjacent to the part of the superfund site where they put the disc golf course

I remember back when this place used to be just the two buildings on the right

Yall part n parcel of a group?

Fart translator app

Putting on some parfum and going for a bike ride

can't. Believe they called this food pee

Welp. That was expensive

She's making a noise that matches this face

Who can help me see a movie?

Well butter my buns please

Can a science teacher help?

I am lazy and only want to consume media

Drinking a clear beverage

Anyone else have decrepitude on the brain?

Its cold in other places because it's hot here

Don't know who needs to hear this but it sucks that your friend died. You know what I mean? Like when someone posts a smiling photo of a friend that says "we miss you so much"? But like maybe theres no context at all. they could have been horribly murdered for all you know? Yeah thats tough

Roommate's shoes. Im glad my shoes taste terrible for some reason.

Don't panic if you find yourself watching a movie. it will be over soon

My checkers board is the reddest and blackest and squarest

eleben eleben

Hey haven't seen you around in a while🎵

Everyone's hunger satiated?

i kinda want to adopt a blue chernobyl dog

i'm feeling inspired how can i get access to a deep sea submarine factory

now it is I who dons the warden's sash

prisoner who feuds with the warden and ends up killing him but the system then makes *him* the warden and all the other prisoners cheer

guy who loves prison so much he becomes a prison guard. or a warden

guy who loves authority so much

yeh

"Why so itchyyy"

We loves hims

We are all yearning for breakfast on a monday

Judy has an appointment at the vet tomorrow for her hair thing. She didnt have this problem when she had dreadlocks its really weird

a.i. is a really powerful tool if you need to mock some guy

i'm afraid i have heard sydney sweeney's voice just now for the first time somehow 😞

what is the taste of an egg

Lemme go crazy on you🎵

Grok show penis

Im like a many-headed hydra. Cut off two of my heads and one will grow back in its place

I can lose again and again and again and again

Yeah dont talk to a therapist guys

Imagine what it would mean for healthcare in this country if we even had one single alien metal rod

What is the thing that people are doing with the words the billboard lookin font

Sweet child o' mine is a really annoying song its bad :(

Bug frass is so spicy