Peetoom🐺🍺
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Big knives
8 months ago
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Dentist with an ichthys on their sign
27 minutes ago
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My only tools are my teeth and hands
about 3 hours ago
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i'm drinking coffee out of an old beer bottle it's called recycling
about 4 hours ago
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oh so if god hadn't placed the earth in its perfect and eternal orbit but instead slightly farther from the sun or slightly closer to the sun we'd all be cooked alive and frozen? that's just scientifically untrue
about 10 hours ago
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oh, so if you remove one small atom from the order of things the entire universe will collapse in on itself? ha you wish bro
about 11 hours ago
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This dummy just licked the windows. Did he think it was ice cream or something wtf?
over 1 year ago
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I love this. The pizza is describing itself
about 11 hours ago
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you guys got internet?
about 11 hours ago
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so like, what's the deal with scientology? and why is it the only way to unlock your true potential?
about 11 hours ago
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Thinking about me da' & me deg
about 12 hours ago
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Wow these little guys smoke a lot of cigs
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1 day ago
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Came back outside and a bird was dipping his beak in my coffee mug
1 day ago
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Did somebody already say this or something? I think its a good idea. What happens to cum as it approaches light speed
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Call me blink182 the way I been watching, waiting 👀
1 day ago
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Feral Ephemeral
1 day ago
I will not try it free for 7 days. I will not try it free in 7 ways. I will not have it on my phone. I will not have it in my home. I will not like your app, Spam-I-Am.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Woman walking up to a man, "well hello there, size 10's"
1 day ago
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No I will NOT try it free for 7 days !
1 day ago
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Just flicked some toothpaste into my eye😀
1 day ago
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Enjoy your self
1 day ago
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oh no! it's the zeta re-tickle-ians!
1 day ago
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Anyone do cool shit on a saturday?
2 days ago
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Anyway here's what we're doing now
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2 days ago
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Roommate sent this pic of marco and old Claire bear. Must be from like 5 years ago
2 days ago
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Hey sorry
2 days ago
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Shooting cum through the large hadron collider
2 days ago
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Do Swedish immigrants still exist or was that just a prairie home companion thing
2 days ago
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I feel him with me
2 days ago
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you better not bring that lack of compassion around here bro
3 days ago
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It's the only place
3 days ago
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Going to my neighbor, "Hey neighbor! Need anything?"
3 days ago
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I should take care of my neighbor🤔
3 days ago
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We're saying goodbye to marco guys
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3 days ago
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I wanna have a freakout
3 days ago
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HOW THE HELL ARE YOU??
3 days ago
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Elevating my legs to the perfect pooping height
3 days ago
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I wanna piece of you but not because im american or anything haha
3 days ago
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Strong bollards are a good solution to keeping cars out of your neighborhood
3 days ago
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I gotta cry like a dog gotta slobber
3 days ago
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One of those corporate inspectors coming through town for the week but you find out hes like, a christian guy, so you know youre good on sundays
3 days ago
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シロイ
3 days ago
【実験】こちらのポスト、拡散お願いします。Blueskyの日本市場における拡散力のテスト調査とは何も関係なく、我が家の世界一かわいい文鳥の姿を一人でも多くの方に見ていただきたいのでご協力ください。
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Actually feels kinda warm
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3 days ago
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Whenever it starts raining
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dhPn...
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Here Comes the Rain Again (Remastered Version)
YouTube video by Eurythmics - Topic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dhPnqHwb1Ek&si=z2iXl0Kycti2qBDZ
3 days ago
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You've got the beard of a trump supporter
3 days ago
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you guys are thank you
almost 2 years ago
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Woke up with a pregnant belly
3 days ago
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You may find yourself blanketed with snow
3 days ago
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Marco and me 2016, marco and me 2026
4 days ago
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Cranny the Entertainer
4 days ago
Hey Google: turn on disco mode nevermind nevermind stop stop
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Im going to be just like my idols
4 days ago
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Hey hoh
4 days ago
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