Dentist with an ichthys on their sign

My only tools are my teeth and hands

i'm drinking coffee out of an old beer bottle it's called recycling

oh so if god hadn't placed the earth in its perfect and eternal orbit but instead slightly farther from the sun or slightly closer to the sun we'd all be cooked alive and frozen? that's just scientifically untrue

oh, so if you remove one small atom from the order of things the entire universe will collapse in on itself? ha you wish bro

This dummy just licked the windows. Did he think it was ice cream or something wtf?

I love this. The pizza is describing itself

you guys got internet?

so like, what's the deal with scientology? and why is it the only way to unlock your true potential?

Thinking about me da' & me deg

Wow these little guys smoke a lot of cigs

Came back outside and a bird was dipping his beak in my coffee mug

Did somebody already say this or something? I think its a good idea. What happens to cum as it approaches light speed

Call me blink182 the way I been watching, waiting 👀

I will not try it free for 7 days. I will not try it free in 7 ways. I will not have it on my phone. I will not have it in my home. I will not like your app, Spam-I-Am.

Woman walking up to a man, "well hello there, size 10's"

No I will NOT try it free for 7 days !

Just flicked some toothpaste into my eye😀

Enjoy your self

oh no! it's the zeta re-tickle-ians!

Anyone do cool shit on a saturday?

Anyway here's what we're doing now

Roommate sent this pic of marco and old Claire bear. Must be from like 5 years ago

Hey sorry

Shooting cum through the large hadron collider

Do Swedish immigrants still exist or was that just a prairie home companion thing

I feel him with me

you better not bring that lack of compassion around here bro

It's the only place

Going to my neighbor, "Hey neighbor! Need anything?"

I should take care of my neighbor🤔

We're saying goodbye to marco guys

I wanna have a freakout

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU??

Elevating my legs to the perfect pooping height

I wanna piece of you but not because im american or anything haha

Strong bollards are a good solution to keeping cars out of your neighborhood

I gotta cry like a dog gotta slobber

One of those corporate inspectors coming through town for the week but you find out hes like, a christian guy, so you know youre good on sundays

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Actually feels kinda warm

Whenever it starts raining music.youtube.com/watch?v=dhPn...

You've got the beard of a trump supporter

you guys are thank you

Woke up with a pregnant belly

You may find yourself blanketed with snow

Marco and me 2016, marco and me 2026

Hey Google: turn on disco mode nevermind nevermind stop stop

Im going to be just like my idols

Hey hoh