bro dont open my wife's image in a new tab!

this user was blocked for: i dont know who that is and she's gotta be dead but imma lick her armpit! 😍

i cant wait meet my idol and argue with him about genocide

Klaus and Booty

cooking shit in the microwave

i've got a poison bonus

The tortoise is a slow, lazy creature

I havent time to read because of the hustle and bustle

I took a picture

It probably will be like the aliens send clawbeasts to earth that hunt the scent of dirty dicks to kill off all humans

You have a nice car i admire you

im a follower i obey ill do whatever you say

Now thats interesting

My phone threatens to shut itself down

I wish I could see patterns 🤔💲💲💲💰💰💰

On my next vacay theyre throwing me off a cliff

I dont want to disappere

This is one way you can go if you want

U no thts rite

Im suckin all the water out of the lake

A cop will pray with you if they feel like dealing with it. A cop will let you read scripture to them and deal with it in court and you might win with the right lawyer

A cop will arrest you if they want to, but they might just not want to deal with it, but they will if they have to. They can even shoot you if they feel like dealing with it

God i dont want to have 50 first dates please

I wonder what kind of bunny suit that naked man i saw get arrested got when they released him

The only reason I wish I had a car right now is because I want to drive down the street and launch roman candles out the window

Lotta family names after turtles and tortoise 🤔

Ugh i need to clear the field of stones

Youtube is basically my children

So basically no

I hope something BAD happens to you (but only just bad enough that you learn and make personal changes and thrive)

After microwaving my food for 40 minutes, "uh yeah, I think its done!"

I need a vehicle that moves at terrifying speed

I gave charlie some apple and cheese

My humble abode

I clean out my fridge every day. Its called 'eating' ha

Are they really sending people to prison for 60,000 years?

I got the bugs on my neck

Why is my calender saying there are 2 4th of julys?

There are people out there telling themselves that exact thing

I think theyre filletting salmon on youtube shorts

If anybody ever captures a video of me in a crazy fight you KNOW im gonna be screaming a SUPER high pitched scream

touchin my shiii like crazy rn 😭😭😭

Im almost positive you dont need to say actress anymore. You can just say actor for everyone right?

Alabama Arkansas youre out of the band

Suckerfish

I think i might of just ate 6 hamburgers

These are my children, Indica and Sativa

Im still on a burger quest guys I'll find them theyre up here somewhere

i need to go on some sort of burger adventure. burger quest