Going on a hybrid journey

How the fuck did i manage to spend less than $40 on groceries just now

bark streets bark Arf! Arf!🎵

The smell of my shoes has advanced beyond the stink phase and now smells like fried chicken

#JeVousVois 😎😎

Hit my funnybone and did a wilhelm scream

Time to get old

"You promised!.. you promised!.." That's the kinda shit he says

The tree beans are making a racket

I've got so goddamn much to do today. I've got 2 things to do and i'm having trouble remembering what the 2nd thing was. It was NOT go to work though so

several of my outfits, charms and spells are known to be what is wrong with america

Cars are like, slow

Y'all. Chamber of reflection 🤔 music.youtube.com/watch?v=yeCc...

I need to get so high today that I can feel like im having profound thoughts for the first time that are wrong

The original sketch for 'Gas cheaper than rent' t.co/WhRGi6GShu

mondays are perfect. mondays are beautiful

Turtlin' in the rain

Everyone was gawking at the rainbow

Electricity scares the shit outta me!

Abeenstimming too

Ms and Mr Grabby Hands

What is that what are you

Dog life

Artist: Janie Olsen

i can't stop eating ice cream right now and i think i'm gonna die

Uhh we got another dog. Her name is Claire. Like our old Claire bear

i think john fuglesand is secretly happy about what happened to charie kirk😏

you've gotta spend a night at the museum bro

i don't need friends. i've got videos

Im gonna make some imitation crab and broccoli salad. I dont give a fuck about anything

I will be showing this post to Hamburger Helper Inc and getting that pervert glove fired !

I'll tell trump to his goddamn face, "jimmy kimmel is the FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA"

As far as im concerned nothing is happening today

I can roar like a really high-pitched lion

How are you gonna like it when I come over there and fart right on your fuckin face, man?

NL music.youtube.com/watch?v=egqG...

I think people are mad because there's a sun and a moon and they're both basically the same size and sometimes you can't see them and sometimes you can see both of them and people feel like they need to pick a side

Don't say anything mean

in a world where nothing ever tips over

All sun no moon

Tucson from Pahrump

I haven't seen it, in the spike lee Old Boy instead of an octopus, does Josh Brolin pick up a big ball of spaghetti with his hands and slurp it down?

"Be careful what you wish for" is no joke.. i got sepsis after accidentally wishing for it

Prepare to be kicked in the nuts

It's the Greek salad liquor

Don't forget to buy some Charlie Merch

Comparing Charlie kirk to civil rights leader Jimmy kimmel

peepee usa

Create a little energy destroy a little energy

Make america tv again