Look what they did to the Google doodle today!

Leprechaun in the streets...

Wish I didnt have to work. Wish I could go to the mudfield

🧞‍♂️Djinn vs. 🧟‍♂️Leprechaun who's winning

Hey today could be a nightmare you never know

Green!

Ah fuckdge

Guys you know what sucks? One of us will die!

A lot of people try to curse the wind

World record holder Oldest Motherfucker

After you learn to fly nothing much matters anymore

Nice leprechaun, you gonna maim it?

my dogs know the stuff that i laugh at is funny

Sisters

Hello Mrs. Tuetle

Sniff sniff. I smell donuts in this dumpster

I want to go hooooome😢

Theyre playing Irish folk music on npr

Bro youre making me squee!

Bro her reasons

Wonder what happened to these guys. Did they ever make it to San Rafael?

Only an idiot would answer their phone

Im attaining new levels of 'who?'

Guys my same age or a little older are my son

If I was smart i'd probably get in on this brain in a petri dish thing early but im not smart and I dont have any money to invest

Just saw a bird nab one of these grasshoppers thatre all over and I said "good!"

Theyre gonna make selling you a brain in a petri dish ok and youre gonna WANT one

Theyre gonna make parasites ok so they can sell you the cure

Theyre thinking you got parasites

What the fucke even? I dont even understand how

The desert smells quite vegetal today

only a terrible being would want to interact with us

oh yeah that reminds me a coyote ran across my path earlier and it was smiling

the howl of a street bike

Welcome to Liveton City

Any downtown man can see🎵

Time

Entire plane ooh’d and aah’d when the pilot said the flight attendants’ names are Melinda and Belinda

need to relax after going to the store. can't come into work today i went to the store

i need to get some maynard keenan goth attire

got out of the shower and looked in the mirror, yeah i look a little like a worm, i can kinda see what they're saying

Can feel pretty lonely without the radio

You guys... www.facebook.com/reel/7812399...

Anyway this is what we're doing

Imagine how much better life would be if you received 3 paychecks every month

Why do people proclaim that theyre leaving Nextdoor? Dont leave your neighbors need you

The entire system is fucked!

The night is cold