Gunter Foath, Local Oaf
@manzanero.bsky.social
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Addressing the target employee as “target employee”
about 15 hours ago
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Hitting an aircraft with an rpg has to be an all time feeling. Likely 100s of times better than sex
3 days ago
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Never use reminders and I’m learning how unforgiving it is
6 days ago
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Id love to be poured into a thermal carafe
7 days ago
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Sat down on the can to pee and text, but in such a way that both feet are now asleep and I can’t get up
7 days ago
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In 3 or 4 appointments I think I managed to earn the trust and affection of my psychiatrist. Unfortunately just not in sufficient quantities for her to prescribe me benzos
8 days ago
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Who else up watching every video on the American paddlefish wiki
8 days ago
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Can they do this? Goose experts chime in
8 days ago
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Somehow I’ve gotten the zoomer stare twice today, purely over the phone
9 days ago
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Reasonably confident this was it
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
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Making money moves (we’re spending it)
10 days ago
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I know it’s just a lost in translation but being a running dog sounds kinda fun
10 days ago
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Isn’t that your prime minister bro. Bro
10 days ago
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Good Trailcams
10 days ago
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If you guys don’t tell me I’m the one most aligned with the dao here I’m going to freak the fuck out
11 days ago
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We have been made blind to the beauty of the word disambiguation by Wikipedia
12 days ago
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Woke up with familiar Sunday feelings; hunger for biscuits and spite for god
14 days ago
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Im sorry for your loss, playboy
15 days ago
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There are very few dogs you could teach to understand and deploy the concept of “mid”. But all cats could be. And I think it gets to the appeal of both as pets
16 days ago
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You might thing it’s stupid to have a bunch of singleton pairs of socks. And you’re right
17 days ago
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If I could pick a language to download into my brain instantly it’d be Cantonese, no question. Sounds sick and I could figure out mandarin from there
17 days ago
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Oh but to live in a poorly informed European teenagers imagined America
19 days ago
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Anybody need a ride to Ypsilanti
22 days ago
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Opening a store called Strictly Abstractions. There’s nothing inside and we charge you 50 dollars for walking in
24 days ago
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Good boy
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
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Moving around my apt stiffly, emitting a gentle, low-pitched hum
25 days ago
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What’s this from, suttree? I’m procrastinating
26 days ago
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Hard to imagine much good happening in our timeline, but I do think I’ll live to see Israel become a pariah nation and cut loose by its benefactors
28 days ago
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There should be holidays where we just skip a day of the week. Date stays the same, just goes right from Tuesday to Thursday. Like if you agree. Retweet if you strongly agree
about 1 month ago
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You just gotta chuckle when things are not as they seem
about 1 month ago
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Unusual Whales
about 1 month ago
Barron Trump is launching a premium, pineapple-coconut yerba mate beverage brand called SOLLOS in May 2026, per NYP
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Relatable
about 1 month ago
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I make 130k a year certifying bruh moments
about 1 month ago
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Bought a secondhand hat online and it came in this
about 1 month ago
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[authoritatively] my circus, my clowns
about 1 month ago
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There’s ants in my apt and they’re carrying away slivers of kale? Bros there’s gotta be better homes to infest
about 1 month ago
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I don’t care about the career consequences, I will never have a LinkedIn
about 1 month ago
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Not my ass showing up to the function in the 20-pound, 600 dollar Japanese hoodie
about 2 months ago
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My abbreviation system where I just use the initial letter of a word+x instead of writing them out is failing me
about 2 months ago
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Can we finally collectively admit there are two types of hass avocado, one that’s oilier, denser, and more yellow in tone, and another that’s greener, and has a little more water to it?
2 months ago
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BBC having a paywall is crazy. You’re the mouthpiece of the british govt. don’t insult me by insinuating I’d even consider paying
2 months ago
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They should put a little asterisk in the weather app when a cold front is coming in and the high happens at like 12:01 am
2 months ago
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Nothing sucks like finding out a beautiful painting is in an Israeli museum. Free them
2 months ago
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Marco Rubio is aging worse than I would have expected him to and by god he deserves it
2 months ago
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Not my ass being lowered to the ground via an intricate system of pulleys
2 months ago
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As the weather warms, new and intriguing smells reveal themselves in my century old apartment building
2 months ago
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Damn we really are on the extreme fast track of imperial collapse huh
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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There is a right answer
2 months ago
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Hmm not sure yet, mind if I air out my thought process verbally for the next 90 seconds or so?
2 months ago
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