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uaw needs to retract their endorsement. roll this shit up pronto

in fairness, nobody has asked janet mills to take off her top yet. are there any truly brave journalists left?

i'm sorry your dad didn't teach you how to fight but we can't spend time and money installing any more stupid war criminals in office. there are plenty of non-babykiller hunks if that's your thing but mamdani can't bench 1 plate and NOBODY cares

it's crazy how hard people are going for platner considering the petition deadline for the primary isn't even until march 15th. again you could pick a random bernie supporter and probably do better

"i'm graham platner and i love carving up 14 year olds in kabul. i can't get enough of it" (nodding) "because of esoteric fascist reasons" (spit take)

either graham platner is a moron, or he's a nazi, which is a type of moron, and we have a surfeit of dummies (both kinds) in government already

sorry but i am driven to compulsive ironic usage of "ziohran" for the foreseeable future. it's just too fucking good

he said www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsme...

yoav gallant: i sure can't wait to start my first day as new york city's sanitation commissioner ☝️ this is what ziohran has planned.

let's fuck the news

it seems the manufactured panic about left wing political violence has motivated right wingers to the same thing they do in reaction to any other developement: commit mass murder. running up the score in the low intensity civil war

if i decided to go to college at my age i could do a dissertation on the nexus of the khive & divester internet subculture

if the isaac is a chotiner, the interview you'll be a quotin-er. if an edward-isaac dovere, it's some bullshit up in here

popped into my head for future use

isaac chotiner got all those other people but it won't happen to me. i'm too smart

the grocery prices are trans

it's becoming quite clear that kirk was offed by a jilted lover #bosscallwasmade #amanforallseasons

honey what's wrong you've barely rended any of your state mandated podcaster mourning tunics

the about face on the shooter now is not because they have his ideology pinned down, it's because their purge fantasies have more or less clearly delineated lines of color, geography etc.

nancy mace is for sure gonna shoot somebody for heckling her www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

if you need to make sense of what politicians and media creatures say about this it's simple: getting shot at is for the little people

gabby giffords survived a headshot. charlie kirk kinda pussy for dying from that

political violence in america is so out of control you can't even advocate for gun rights without getting shot

every candidate for municipal government in the us should be distributing "no ice in our neighborhoods" signs

laura loomer fucked trump to death

achievement unlocked gym friend said an onlooker called me a "monster"

i don't think dsa members should air internal grievances in a magazine whose idf prison guard eic is an unrepentant zionist.

ben dreyfuss looks like mr beast after jail

in my bedchamber you will come upon a fine silver chest brimming with potions

i wish somebody would kill this guy already

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: and by the time all the stuff was happening on the island i was just like, "wow, how did this all happen so fast?" THEO VON: mmmh. and do you feel like that made it hard to tell somebody what was goin on? GHISLAINE MAXWELL: absolutely. because i just wanted to help my dad ya know

the conditions downrange of the gun i am currently firing have become unbearable

don't hold your breath for conservatives to grow principles over epstein and act on them, like they haven't known for years. all they need to reconcile it with their demonic system of morality is to think that he was on the same team as them and his victims were property

this is how i get off the incline bench

me experiencing frisson: oui! honhonhon oui! the inevitable jouissance: merde. putain cette merde

streaming a game where it scrolls through precincts in a disaster area and you have to show the right facial expression as the death counter goes up

monkeys paw goes crazy

everyone loves the jazz standard “autumn leaves,” and the lyrics, “but i miss you most of all my darling, when autumn leaves start farling”

you may be enjoying these zohran meltdowns from all the worst parasites on earth, but remember it's our solemn responsibility to get in there and twist the knife as much as possible to instill real, palpable fear in these misanthropes

zohran said as mayor he would arrest netanyahu. he didn't say netanyahu had to come to new york

NO MORE BULLSHIT!!!!!!

mamdani will have the authority to compel the working families party to release the 2019 presidential endorsement member vote

🗣️ men make their own history, but they do not make it just as they please; they do not make it under circumstances chosen by themselves, but under circumstances directly encountered, given and transmitted from the past. 🗣️

david leonhardt in the lab cooking up some of the most insane racecraft you've ever seen rn

ny post, your fist was too tight. the duhalde slipped through your fingers and now surrounds you.

ramos burned her entire credibility for half a percent. so you know they got a GOOD fake job lined up for her

hour 8 of lining up behind elderly cuomo supporters at polling stations & laying hot kimchi burps on their necks until they go home

‼️ BREAKING: a moaning pit full of chattering teeth and the mysterious traveler who entices you to sleepwalk into it have endorsed andrew cuomo