(loading screen after i die in a car crash) turn signals can be used to signal your intentions to other motorists.

(woke friend eulogizing me at my funeral) and he was conventionally attractive

i wanna see jd vance in an all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight situation

my review of the new park is in:

"mo卐oriᛋᛋts"

that look he gives u before tossing u into israel's meat grinder

the half a tank in my 20 year old truck about to be worth more than the truck

kash patel, holding a cigar in both hands. smelling it with his eyes closed.

wake it up for the weekend

atp you gotta give em the works

i heard a bunch of the movies up for oscars were tied and they let the racial tourettes guy cast the deciding vote

Operation Boy You Can't Do This On Concrete

Operation Guy Points A Gun At You, Pulls Your Pants Down, Sniffs Your Dick And Shoots Himself In The Head

the only dark enlightenment based groyper with any credibility left who can raise thule and ring in the new hyperborean age? that's right it's senator marsha blackburn

imagine getting slimed out in FAHHHrain for this guy

i just started running my washer and the fumes nearly knocked me over. stronger than country club pool water

no iranian in iran ever sold one of my utilities to private equity

the orthodox erikans and the candician order both claim to have remaining fragments of the gun of tyler; however, both claims are disputed by kirkologist breiyghlen lawnservice at the university of draftkings

one thing the enlisted men in vietnam learned is you can just blow up your commanding officer and no one will ever find out

the 69th guyjacker

my job is safe because language model agents are just taking the place of boomers as coworkers who don't know how to open pdf

iran is about to find out why we let child rapists run everything 👊🇺🇸🔥

it's not a distraction. they're just genocidal rapists

so you're allowed to marry an axe murderer, but you're not supposed to murder an axe marrier

if you're asexual and you have sex you're a scab in the sex strike, which is still going btw

imagined a lost three six mafia song called "lent got me bent (ashed out)"

why did the pedo mafia spend so much trying to make people hate bad bunny specifically

the rapist occupied supreme court will double down on kkkavanaugh SStops

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Stuck around after KDV for a program of street wrestling presented by the Krewe of Hellarious Wingnuts. Three matches: 1) Helena vs Helena vs Helena 2) Entergy vs Bird, Mylar, and Squirrel 3) Bachelorettes vs. Drinks sold on Bourbon Street

right wing intellectual vanguard is like "it's called friend enemy distinction. that means i worship child rapists and i want to kill you. this is obvious correct how are you not convinced?"

halt citizen, it has been over 48 hours since you last praised israel on linkedin

im entering my dick dastardly era

the feds are over here doing roving white terror on midsize cities, meanwhile mamdani is instituting social democracy in one city. and he's doing it all with a perfectly rinsed ass

all great world-historic gains appear, so to speak, twice. first as pumps, then as cramps

usha vance is not barefoot and chained to the stove. she's on board with all of this

leftists have doxed the toe cutter

jd vance: "news flash, asshat: it's called ephebophilia, and it's natural. mary was 14 when she gave birth, so methinks you might wanna take that one up with le big sky daddy upstairs"

leftists have doxed the people eater

won't make gas any cheaper btw

51 in 1935 vs 51 in 2025:

has dsa addressed this guy showing up in the epstein files? bringing the org into disrepute…

career woman from the big city brought her broken down mercedes into my mechanic shop with the bed & breakfast upstairs. told her the part won't be in till after christmas 😈

misogynist guy who thinks god is a woman and that's why bad things happen

my screen time is pretty low these days can somebody tell me what's up with guys wearing dark glasses at the gym

ziohran klandani move$ into greichcie manSSion

now take these chains off me and say that all again say it all to me

conflict re: israel inside the institutional “left” is how to resolve the contradiction between the principle of universal human rights and support for a genocidal ethnostate. the contradiction on the right is between support for a genocidal ethnostate and the principle of universal antisemitism

if holiday entertaining is stressing you out just remember that oven utilization is a 5 dimensional np complete bin packing problem