My best impression is Pickford's mom in Dazed And Confused saying "Fraaank" to her husband after he canceled their vacation when the beer guy showed up

Life size cardboard cutout Will Smith is ready for the season

Ain't nothing wrong with the classics

Also true

I have soup ingredients coming

Here's an underrated campy horror classic. Plus it has Doug E. Doug!!!

Andy Griffith dated Ellie Walker in season 1 and Helen Crump from the end of season 3 and beyond. But in season 2 and most of season 3 Andy was getting bitches!!!

I have never seen any version of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory so my knowledge of it is limited to other's descriptions. But it sounds like Willy Wonka was a serial killer

Drake did Drake dirty. He BEGGED for this lol

My vampire sounds like CCH Pounder

#TBT to the other day when my voice was on Sirius/XM's Kevin Hart LOL channel

I have never seen any version of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory so my knowledge of it is limited to other's descriptions. But it sounds like Willy Wonka was a serial killer

Andy Griffith dated Ellie Walker in season 1 and Helen Crump from the end of season 3 and beyond. But in season 2 and most of season 3 Andy was getting bitches!!!

I want to date somebody named Erika because I lied about having a girlfriend with that name back when I was in 7th grade and I need to make it right

Here's an underrated campy horror classic. Plus it has Doug E. Doug!!!

At the old shop, decades back, former coworker Rob and I got some Pop Rocks from the convenience store down the road and washed them down with Coke as an experiment. AND YET WE LIVED (if you can call this living)

I feel like Mythbusters got the ball rolling though. Literally one of their first episodes they had an actress who supposedly died on the set of Goldfinger appear and talk about the myth.

But Social Media WAS the perfect carrier for the Clowns in the Woods stories...

Oh that was different

🎶LVI is part of living. Living 56🎶

I've never had beef wellington but it looks unnecessary

Social media has destroyed the urban legend. If social media was around in the 80s Mikey from The Life Cereal commercials would've hopped on here like "Fuck y'all talkin' bout? I'm right here!" and then got endorsement deals from Coke AND Pop Rocks

We really spread that story far & wide before social media lol

Gonna flirt my way to the top

I've never had beef wellington but it looks unnecessary

My intel is telling me french toast day at school was a top tier day

Y'ALL WASN'T OUTSIDE!!!

I need Bigfoot to decide on a holiday so we can know when to be afraid of him mostly

Social media has destroyed the urban legend. If social media was around in the 80s Mikey from The Life Cereal commercials would've hopped on here like "Fuck y'all talkin' bout? I'm right here!" and then got endorsement deals from Coke AND Pop Rocks

🎶LVI is part of living. Living 56🎶

Have you ever seen Thundarr The Barbarian and He-Man in the same room? No you haven't

I respect the jiggle

I like the Halloween sitcom episode where the plot isn't necessarily about Halloween but Halloween is happening in the background

Bobbing for apples and gangbangs operate until the same rule: hope I'm first

I'm gonna be share my favorite Halloween shows, episodes, specials etc all month

It's Lynda van der Klok season IYKYK

Cats are the biggest misdirect in the history of horror movies

Today's Substack asks that we find hope in the words of others. substack.com/@drdeveautra...

He still owes her restitution... lol....

Wait a minute.....

"I will beat your ass!" tends to work for me

If you need to call out MY name twice... I'm already gone. Good luck.

three on a match principle

If you ask me The "Great" Pumpkin is kinda egotistical. Linus is in a cult

It's Ben Cooper Season

If we're in a scary situation and I can't find you I'm only calling your name twice. After that I'm out

I want you all to watch Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers and tell me that movie ain't Michael Myers Vs MAGA. I cheer Mike on the whole flick

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