Dude on Internet: Kristen Bell is working for FOX News, I KNEW SHE WAS EVIL! People with Facts: They're using audio she and a dozen other actors, including FOX-hater Brian Cox, recorded 15 years ago for a completely different project. DOI: I REFUSE TO ALLOW YOUR DUMB FACTS TO CHANGE MY MIND!

I’m the asshole that knows exactly when that “at all” finally drops after all the “nothing” repeats at the end of Wilco’s “Misunderstood” and then celebrates it. I know because it just happened and my 16yo gave me the look. You know the one I’m talking about.

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The problem is that the people in power now either were the schoolyard bullies or--even worse--were the cowards who cheered them on to protect themselves.

The "But did he MEAN it?" talk about Trump drives me mad. I'm sure the question of whether he is an actual murderous dictator or merely a paranoid rageaholic screaming into TruthSocial will make for a good "Interesting Times with Ross Douthat" or ten, but both are disqualifying, so why split hairs?

And lest there be any confusion... as I said, Wonder Woman would never.

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

"I openly and honestly think you aren't a person because you're a woman who questioned me."

The "Nazi problem" the current Republican Party has is that a lot of people in it are Nazis. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Conservatives and journalists are united in their inability to understand why someone would support doing the correct moral thing if it means risking losing a tiny amount of power for 5 minutes.

If you refuse to be anti-Nazi, you are pro-Nazi. Full stop. No ambiguity.

today on Peacock, a new 3-part documentary called High Horse just dropped produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I

"THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! JUST NEVER TO ME OR ANYONE I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I HAD TO STAGE IT THIS TIME!"

Am I crazy for thinking that if the U.S. was as dangerous as the MAGA insists it is, they wouldn't have to fake crimes to prove it?

This is one of the best examples of white male fragility I've seen. He begins the exchange by telling her she's too stupid (HIS EXACT WORDS!) to understand his arguments about family values and expects her to take it, but then IMMEDIATELY melts down when she points out his obvious hypocrisy.

*first day as a drug dealer*: "I know it's customary for me to give this to you for free because it's your first time, but instead I'm going to charge you 10 times the regular amount so I can go to bed knowing you really, really, really wanted to ruin your life today and I was just helping you out."

Something just reminded me of a funny thing I experience several years ago. I had somehow came across a YT account where a young woman was doing ASMR-style readings from a short story collection I had written in the mid-00s. One of the stories she read was about how the Grim Reaper accidentally--

And that's in Canada. My understanding is that in the states the average PTO is 7 days a year.

I'm not a lawyer. Do most dissents read like over-heated Facebook posts written by a drama-prone teenager who is outraged they weren't invited to the party the cool kids threw a few days earlier?

always be there

No matter how old he was, Charles Bronson was always the oldest person in the room.

The dude argues that the dot-com bubble really wasn't a bubble because a small handful of mega-sites survived and thrived afterwards, which is like arguing the housing a bubble wasn't a bubble because after it was over mega-mansions still existed. The point Snyder (who is starting an AI ad agency)--

The very stupid assumption behind this is that if a person has a health emergency it's because they did something wrong and that's bullshit. My fit healthy athlete brother had a throat hernia he didn't know about and it caused the throat cancer he had to treat. Nothing about his lifestyle caused it.

i would’ve said “that’s MS. piggy to you” and karate kicked him thru the side of the plane and then my Pigs in Space friends would‘ve showed up with their spaceship and suctioned him into a separate dimension

On "A Damsel in Distress," released on this day in 1937:

This hits too hard.

Just found out his “special guest” is Puddles Pity Party and this might be an “even more excited for the opener” situation. Last time that happened for me was when Chic opened for Duran Duran.

I bought some tilapia from Costco and have been using it to make tortilla wraps with guac, tzatziki, and salad greens, and the last time I made it, it was so perfect I’m already disappointed by how the one I’m gonna make when I get home tonight will pale in comparison to its predecessor’s glory.

At this point my friends don't show me the nasty unsolicited DMs they receive any more because I get way too shouty about them. "ON WHAT FUCKING PLANET WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT WAS FUCKING OKAY?!? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE MY OWN DICK!!!! WAS THIS GUY RAISED IN A ZOO?!?!"

Wild to read the Texas gerrymandering ruling and realize it was blocked because reps chose not to act when Trump told them to do it for partisan reasons (which is legal) but instead put it into action when the DOJ told them to do it for racial reasons based on an incompetent misreading of precedent.

Clay Higgins really not understanding that there are times when being the only who goes against the crowd is a bad thing.

Anyone else read more legal rulings in 2025 than in all the previous years of their lives put together or is that just me?

Neither of these men are "highly respected".

Or you can save your money and get a $12 rotisserie chicken from your local supermarket that will be infinitely better than any turkey you can buy.

"And, honestly, if I thought I could get away with making 'things happen' with the journalists who cover me, I'd do it in a heartbeat."

Yesterday in car, Fat Bottomed Girls came on & my 5 yo daughter made me play it 3 times. When we got in car this AM, she immediately said “play the fat bottom song” & we listened to it 4 times. She was singing along after the second play. Dropped her off, then I listened 3 more times on the way home

So, bought my first concert tickets of 2026. Surprisingly, it'll be my first time seeing him.

No, the neo-Nazism of young Republican staffers is not driven by economic anxiety www.vox.com/politics/468...

Happy birthdays to @randois.bsky.social and @hallospaceboy.bsky.social!

I guess the Uber/Lyft price war in my area has hit a wall considering Uber wants $32 more than what Lyft is charging for a ride home.

Someone's watching TUBI right now.

I saw that a few days ago, Julie Newmar was catching flack for posting a "Trump has dementia" video on her FB fanpage and I loved seeing the beginning of this post from today which proves even nonagenarian icons can indulge in classic online tropes.

The Nuzzi excerpt is an ideal example of an important fact in publishing that many wannabe writers don't accept/understand even though it's really important--having a saleable story is 1000000000x more important than being a good writer. Publishers want good dish, not great prose.

It also eerily predicted the idea of a future where revolutionaries get sucked into the machine and find themselves more concerned with getting fucked over on production expenses than they are with changing the system.

I love how people are already insisting that they'd rather allow the current American admin to continue than vote for a Dem they don't like.

Speaking as someone who actually still loves the Internet, to me the worst thing it did was teach me how most people get through life by finding things to hate rather than focusing on finding the stuff they love. It explains so much collective unhappiness.

the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric Kennedys with worms-that-aren't-really-worms for brains

New rule: You can't call it a "live action remake" if it has more animation than live action.