Just realizing the absurdity of the fact that we haven't gotten an official CON AIR reboot by now might actually prove that this is the Matrix because that's a glitch so obvious it's almost embarrassing.

You ever experience that feeling of seeing someone around your age and instantly knowing you would have been Duckie to their Andie if you knew them in high school?

It's like looking in a mirror.

Also this week one of you dissed one of my favourite films and I just let it slide. Except for the part where you're going to be muted for at least a week.

In a meeting this morning I heard myself asking, "Will we be able to leverage pre-existing material for this?" and I don't even know who I am anymore. @troyliss.bsky.social was there. He can confirm it.

Fun Uncle Tip: After giving them the candy bars propose a race to see who between the two of you can eat the most the fastest and then go home to leave mom & dad to deal with the aftermath.

I snorted.

Megan Ruth is a Canadian in England who has a small YT channel where she reacts to classic British TV comedy and I think her 10 minute video essay on the last episode of BLACK ADDER GOES FORTH (IYKYK) really gets it right.

Hegseth quoting the fake PULP FICTION bible passage is another piece of evidence in my theory that conservatives do not understand the concept of fiction and view every TV show and movie they see as a documentary.

"Everrrrrrrrrrrrybody MUST GET STONED!" Book of Zimmerman, Verse 12 & 35

called out of work to watch the drop dead music video over and over again

Re: "Drop Dead" is now playing on a loop while I WFH.

About a minute in I wasn't sure where it was going or if it was going to be a miss for me but by the time she's running through Versailles in THAT outfit I was like, "Oh, this is good. I like this." By the time it hit the crescendo like was love. I'm so happy now.

So, I just happened to be on YouTube at the exact moment the first song from Olivia's new album premiered. Purely a coincidence I swear. The fact that I'm now going to rewatch it at least 10x in a row now is deliberate and on purpose.

"I'm proud to be an Imhotepan, where at least I know I shall be reunited with lost love after thousands of years of living death..." Lee Greenwood's The Mummy

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bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

I love how the right has thrown their whole strategy into demonizing immigrants but are somehow aghast at the notion that ultra-wealthy people should pay extra to artificially inflate the cost of real estate in a city they don't actually live in.

breaking news

Pope offers moral guidance in time of war JD: stay out of politics pope! Car breaks down JD: stay out of fixing things mechanic!

I'm the different kind of childish where I want to be in office on or around my birthday for the treats and attention.

People from 1996 and people from 2026 would be equally astonished at the ease of scrolling a news article on your phone in 2010

A consequence of Trump's presidency is how his desire for the global spotlight has meant other world leaders are more prominently discussed than they would've been in the past. Trudeau got attention because of his movie star looks, but the fact that non-Canadians can identify Carney is wild to me.

As discussed by me in our 1964 @cinemashame.bsky.social shamedown episode!

But not as wild that THAT company agreed to THAT product placement.

No spoilers but the fact that THE BOYS S5E3 came out this week is legit wild given Trump’s latest scandal.

So, today's blocks have been dedicated to people defending the dude with the nazi tattoo in Maine and *checks notes* fucking STALIN?!?!?

People are speculating that Adria Arjona has been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming Superman sequel. I don't think that's the role she's playing but--as a Wonder Woman fan--I would be 150% down if it's true.

Perfect songs under three minutes: youtu.be/n4Rw4A7BDQA?...

JD Vance is a character better suited to Greek tragedy than real life. He is book smart but human stupid, conniving but easily manipulated, and riding a wave of supposed potential and good timing. His soul is hollow, his heart is sick, and his ego is always warring with his insecurity.

My dad gave me a ride to work this morning and the radio teased that a country singer is claiming to have seen a UFO and before they even got to that segment I knew it was Kacey (even though I hadn't seen her IG stories about it).

My new posters arrived today and I had to get two of them up immediately. The Maisel one feels especially appropriate because it’s in the part of the room where I have my spinner rack full of over half the run of SUPERMAN’S GIRLFRIEND, LOIS LANE.

Allan's List of People Who are Allowed to Wear Cowboy Hats: Kacey Musgraves End of list.

This was in response to someone saying talent without connections is useless. I can only put myself up as an example of how even a shy introvert can get their career started just by having other people out there know what your goal is.

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

Who's Who in the DC Universe. Even as a young kid, I found myself far more intrigued by the possibilities of the characters than the actual stories they were in.

"Somehow" is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence, comic book nerds would be forced to admit it's stronger than the Hulk.

Have added "will block anyone who recommends that Quebec band in the weird costumes to someone in the replies as if no one else has seen or heard of them before" to the list.

Laura Benanti always kills it when she does Melania on Colbert but the thing I love most about her impression is knowing how much the fact that she's objectively hotter than Melania must annoy Trump.

Hate using this guy but the meme works

Gambling for me is like smoking. I never thought it was cool because I grew up in a family where I saw the effects of it. "Oh, you lost $250 on that game? That's too bad. When my mom died we discovered the secret credit card debt she amassed playing slots at a local casino."

I don't think it's ethical to build a majority government through floor crossings and I think democracy works better when we have minority governments with opposition MPs working together to best reflect the interests of Canadians who voted them in and scrutinizing legislation

Cold cuts. I like my meat like I like my conservatives--cooked and/or roasted.

I'm glad that Sade made it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Makes up for the fact that there isn't a "Sexiest Human Beings to Ever Exist" Hall of Fame where she'd be an obvious first ballot shoo-in.

Edmonton still has one video store and it's specifically dedicated to genre cinema with an emphasis on horror. I think that would be the way to go--serve specific niches rather than go for mass appeal.

The "industry plant" discourse always makes exactly zero sense to me. The idea that a record company would invest money in nurturing and developing a talent they believe could be profitable is literally the music business.

My Indicator order arrived today and I've jumped into the CONFESSIONS series set. Despite the posters being burned into my brain when I saw them in the video store as a kid, I've never seen the films. So far the first one is quite charming, especially in comparison to similar UK sex comedies.

Yeah, Mull's post seems to forget that "rich people doing rich shit you'll never experience" has always been a thing. There's a reason why a hack "journalist" like Robin Leech is in the Epstein files--because he helped the rich assholes show off how rich they were.

I'm not saying I'm a good judge of character but I was exactly 0% surprised when I heard the Swalwell news. Dude definitely had that John Edwards aura.