We tried acting like only straight white dudes existed for pretty much the entire 20th century and the only people who think it worked are straight white dudes.

This is going to be hard because I'm 8 days away from seeing Rosalia live and it's pretty much the only thing I can think about right now.

Had to change my work laptop password today and I'm leaving for a trip next Thursday, so that gives me three working days to fully absorb that my password has changed and that I have to remember it has changed when I get back.

They couldn't AI his head exploding a second later?

Yeah, I just get annoyed when spellcheck tells me a word that is obviously a word isn't actually a word. I don't let it stop me.

You know what movie I think has the goods for a fun remake? KELLY'S HEROES*. Give it the OCEAN'S ELEVEN treatment with an all star cast, play up the heist angle a bit more, and I think you have a real crowd pleaser. *THREE KINGS doesn't count

I actually owned this. I was a big Miller fan before he was corrupted by the dark side (loved his "Rant" audiobook collections) but even I concluded this was a big waste of time.

This is a great story I hadn't seen before. Also, I got a bit of a shock reading this because I used to know the Sarah Woolley whose tweet is quoted in it. We both competed for the title of "xoJane commenter who got the most praise directly from Jane Pratt."

One of my favourite scenes in one of my favourite shows. I loved how Anthony Head always managed to surprise us as much as he surprised the Scoobies. #RipAnthonyHead

I mean, if you want to make the case that swaggering alpha bros should be the future of the Democratic Party, have at it. But before you do that, when a guy has a Nazi tattoo, maybe it would be a good idea to vet him all the way back to, say, the second trimester.

Quick reminder: every Senate race is of national importance, because every Senate vote affects everyone. So, yes, we all get to weigh in on the currently unfolding shitshow, and on the self-styled future-of-the-Democratic-party casting directors whose bluster helped made it happen.

RFK Jr. straight up believes a lot of us are subhumans who should die as efficiently as possible. He's not even subtle. Every white liberal mom who ever worried more about Red 40 and autism than kids dying of measles is in no small part responsible for this.

I think delivery apps have come a long way but I'm still annoyed by getting a Shop App "Your package has been delivered" notification for something Purolator dropped off at a pharmacy that's a 15 minute drive from my house.

The only defence I've seen for Platner is "Based on the polls, he's the only Dem who can win!" and it's weird bc if he was running in the south people would be talking about how bad and racist the voters are. Why can't we call out people in Maine as assholes for refusing to support a non asshole?

Once again.

The funny part is that the reason people hate Susan Collins so much is because she sometimes acknowledges that the GOP is going too far before she inevitably supports them. If she was a diehard like Joni Ernst no one would care who was running against her or be so invested in seeing her lose.

Thanks to Matt and @hellolanemoore.bsky.social, today is officially big butt day on my TL.

Please take note that my book pairs well with ice cream

Just so we're clear: The same people who believe in chemtrails are the same people bellowing about separatism. Gotcha. #yyc #yeg #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Imagine your city having a Pride Ball at City Hall. Shoutout New York

Do you enjoy big butts to the point that you can't even be dishonest about it? Learn more about what you can do.

I've written about CAM before from a sex work perspective. But it's also super relevant in today's ai heavy digital landscape. Give it a read and a share.

We all know that "whataboutism" is literally the only defence they have but when they have to go back this far to do it, even they have to recognize how desperate this seems.

Few people have been transformed by a mustache more than Weaver. With it, I can recognize him instantly. Without it I'd never guess it was him.

You know MAGA is getting desperate when they think calling out "Woodrow Wilson" is a devasting own.

Tennessee legislator supports the nuclear family… #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news

This is the thing that upsets me the most about conservative Albertans. They've spent their lives benefiting from living in one of the best economies in the entire world and they still genuinely believe they're the real victims. If they can't be happy here, they literally cannot be happy.

On this day in 2000, nearing the end of the Reunion Tour, "American Skin (41 Shots)" debuted in Atlanta — and was famously performed throughout Bruce and the band's 10-show Madison Square Garden residency in New York City shortly after. (1/3)

I own the soundtrack to one of these movies. Probably not your first guess, but your second.

I always enjoyed "Romancing the bone".

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

Just out of curiosity I wanted to see what a downtown condo going for $134k looked like and to see I had to enter a bit of info and since then I've gotten an email, four texts and a phone call. Do they genuinely not understand the concept of "browsing"?

shame

Anyone left in CBS's newsroom is making a statement about their integrity (and lack thereof) and should be judged accordingly. This is one of those situations where you're not going to change anything from within. Ya gotta quit and point fingers.

TDS is bullshit but MDS is astonishingly real.

CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this

Shitlibs are outraged by Bari Weiss, who I do not support, gutting 60 Minutes to appease Donald Trump, who I do not support. Why were they silent when I was shadow banned by M$DNC for noting the many progressive accomplishments of Vladimir Putin, who I also do not support? by Glenn Greenwald

CBC's About That just did a video where they talk to the man who created the cognitive test that Trump insists proves he's a genius. Spoiler: It does not prove he's a genius. It's actually very sad that he talks about how hard it is.

CHEERLEADER CAMP is a bottom of the barrel slasher, but Lucinda Dickey is trying, dammit.

Still annoyed by the lunch I ordered from a new to my area fast casual place called Spice Bros. Despite their name my Bombay Fish wrap with Spiced Potatoes made for the blandest meal I've eaten so far this year. I guess the "Bro" should have clued me in, as in, "It's spicy, trust me, bro."

Just reiterating that Trump suing the IRS in order to extract a deal essentially protecting him and his family from ever having to pay taxes again is the kind of thing that should send many people to prison. People swing from lampposts for that kind of corruption. It cannot be allowed to stand.

Everybutt-y clap your hands! Everybutt-y clap your hands!

Saw that I got added to a blocklist that blocks people who first blocked the person who made the list and it's a really long list, and I'm like, "Maybe get the hint?"

Kinda related, but the entire White House administration is made up of people who were the unmistakable villains in ‘80s teen comedies. The whole continent had their number back then!

On the FOLLOW THAT BIRD episode of @cinemashame.bsky.social we recorded today with @kennethwreid.bsky.social I managed to astound him and @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social by the existence of another movie about a giant yellow childlike bird. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIjo...

On the FOLLOW THAT BIRD episode of @cinemashame.bsky.social we recorded today with @kennethwreid.bsky.social I managed to astound him and @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social by the existence of another movie about a giant yellow childlike bird. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIjo...

“Escape From NY” remake not a big deal, none of us talk about that Colin Farrell “Total Recall” anymore. The turkeys get memory holed fast and we all go back to enjoying the OGs.

I was thinking about this watching FOLLOW THAT BIRD yesterday. It's a fun, charming movie made for young children that was widely dismissed by then-contemporary critics for being a film for young children. Often genre films have been dismissed for being exactly what they were supposed to be.

Alberta belongs in Canada. Danielle Smith is playing a dangerous game, giving oxygen and credibility to far right separatists. Albertans deserve better. youtu.be/VCSW5cbNuzo