Why does this sound like the most savage insult?

I just heard my roommate in the other room going “no...I said no!...ugh fuck you...no go fuck yourself see you in hell.” and I said “wtf is going on in there?” and he said “nothing I’m just talking to Alexa.”

in honor of father's day coming up i'm going to leave in the middle of this tweet with zero consequen

Every Meta update is "Hi! We're taking away your humanity bit by bit. Consent is not a thing anymore. We own you. Eat shit!"

Closet Cleanout is BACK this week on my Instagram!!!☯️I made a cute video for you that'll go up tonight where you can see the Very Cool 90s Clothes im selling. If you see something you love, DM me, make me an offer, and I'll ship it to you!! I think this is a very cute thing so tell your friends!!🌻

Closet Cleanout is BACK this week on my Instagram!!!☯️I made a cute video for you that'll go up tonight where you can see the Very Cool 90s Clothes im selling. If you see something you love, DM me, make me an offer, and I'll ship it to you!! I think this is a very cute thing so tell your friends!!🌻

Rainn Wilson is out here being just as annoying as Dwight was on the show. You know that Dwight 2026 would also scream about cancel culture and being woke and Jim would roll his eyes, except Rainn is a kajillionaire who people actually listen to.

This has got to be one of the best "wrong number voicemails" in history. It has everything: Action, adventure, buddies, and the punchline is excellent. Just read it. You'll be glad you did.

Truly, the audacity for Meta to say "you can't stop us from monitoring every moment of your private life, and you could stop using Meta products, but we've made it so most everybody absolutely HAS to use a Meta product, so we know you can't do anything about this lol we are as evil as it gets!"

Screaming about Pacey and Tamara on Dawsons Creek and why the TV show tried to tell us this was some very romantic love story(???), and Hollywood's obsession with this dynamic being normalized. Listen now at patreon.com/laneMoore 😩😒😤

that feeling of pride when your therapist lets you go an extra 15 mins like "YES!!!! i KNEW i was more fucked up than usual today!!!!!"

people who work and invest in AI frequently ask me why their work polls so badly

i would totally read a book my dog wrote

Every Meta update is "Hi! We're taking away your humanity bit by bit. Consent is not a thing anymore. We own you. Eat shit!"

that feeling of pride when your therapist lets you go an extra 15 mins like "YES!!!! i KNEW i was more fucked up than usual today!!!!!"

i would totally read a book my dog wrote

me: today is gonna be great anxiety: hahahahaha

Screaming about Pacey and Tamara on Dawsons Creek and why the TV show tried to tell us this was some very romantic love story(???), and Hollywood's obsession with this dynamic being normalized. Listen now at patreon.com/laneMoore 😩😒😤

There should be a store called Next Best Buy which would have everything Best Buy has, but I can afford it and it might look like shit.

This has got to be one of the best "wrong number voicemails" in history. It has everything: Action, adventure, buddies, and the punchline is excellent. Just read it. You'll be glad you did.

Every yard with a Trump sign is always the tackiest ugliest lawn I've ever seen, even before they added that sign. It's almost like people who love Trump have horrible taste across the board... oh Yep, there it is.

Happy Pride, Boston 💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Thank you to Boston Pride for the People for this weekend’s powerful and joyous parade. This weekend we chose joy, and now we get back to organizing.

🚨🚨🚨PSA: every vintage perfect cool as hell item in this video is now for sale on my Instagram stories while they last!!!🥀

a tarot deck where every card just says "stop overthinking this and go to bed"

I haven't heard many people talk about the new boy band documentary that talks about how much abuse was going on with these underage boys, at the hands of very powerful men, so I'm talking about the documentary and who benefits from that. Listen to it now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🕺🕺🕺

Hi, it's Mohamed's friend. He writes, "Hello friends, greetings from Gaza. Today the weeding season has officially ended. The seeds have been saved for next season, and the straw has been sent to my friend's sheep. My brothers, please share this and donate...

Every yard with a Trump sign is always the tackiest ugliest lawn I've ever seen, even before they added that sign. It's almost like people who love Trump have horrible taste across the board... oh Yep, there it is.

RIP Anthony Stewart Head, the hottest best watcher to ever do it.💔72 is way too young, and I do not accept that to be honest. RIP Giles we love you so much.

If you don't help them who will??? Please share this very important message.🙏

a tarot deck where every card just says "stop overthinking this and go to bed"

🚨🚨🚨PSA: every vintage perfect cool as hell item in this video is now for sale on my Instagram stories while they last!!!🥀

Hearing that Giles from Buffy died, makes me feel how Buffy must've felt when he left her during the show, which he never should've done then either!!! We needed you here on this earth, Giles.💔

RIP Anthony Stewart Head, the hottest best watcher to ever do it.💔72 is way too young, and I do not accept that to be honest. RIP Giles we love you so much.

I haven't heard many people talk about the new boy band documentary that talks about how much abuse was going on with these underage boys, at the hands of very powerful men, so I'm talking about the documentary and who benefits from that. Listen to it now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🕺🕺🕺

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A message we can all get behind.

Do you enjoy big butts to the point that you can't even be dishonest about it? Learn more about what you can do.

If you don't help them who will??? Please share this very important message.🙏

Happy pride🏳️‍🌈I love us so much. If you're queer and you see this, may your day go perfectly today.🌻

i love the term "hardcore feminist" because it's like "yeah, she's like, hardcore about equal rights. it's terrifying"

beware of men who say women reject them for no reason. there are reasons. ohhhhh are there reasons.

I'm supposed to be listing this Vampire Headmistress Corset dress tonight in the Instagram sale but counterpoint WHAT IF I KEEP IT

Went to a new powerlifting gym today and saw the "who is this little girl" looks and then deadlifted my own weight in my purple glitter nails.🏋️👯‍♀️

Lane has amazing style so go get some shit people will be extremely jealous of!

Disappointing when any talented and respected creator decides to toss all that up onto the altar of techbro capitalism to feed the liar machine.

i love the term "hardcore feminist" because it's like "yeah, she's like, hardcore about equal rights. it's terrifying"

*bookmarks website* *never looks at that page again*

ok so I keep putting this off because adhd but if I post it I’ll do it SO I’m cleaning out my closet + selling my vintage clothing/shoes/vintage books/VHS tapes/jewelry, EVERYTHING! I’ll be selling them in my Instagram stories all through June ok i gotta do it now lol🎉👗 Instagram.com/HelloLaneMoore

ok i do it bsky.app/profile/hell...

how am i supposed to clean out my closet when i am a bitch and a lover and a child and a mother and a sinner and a saint? all those bitches need outfits