Men will say they hate women in their dating app profile and then wonder why they're still single. Spoiler: you're still single because we can read.

CHICAGO FRIENDS! I'm coming to your city on April 26 to roast your weirdest dating profiles, like this charming lad. If you've never been on a dating app, you've got to come. If you've seen way too many dating profiles, you really have to come.🙏😂🤦‍♀️Get tickets here!!! thedentheatre.com/performances...

maybe if we write "For Men" on therapy men will use it.

CHICAGO FRIENDS! I'm coming to your city on April 26 to roast your weirdest dating profiles, like this charming lad. If you've never been on a dating app, you've got to come. If you've seen way too many dating profiles, you really have to come.🙏😂🤦‍♀️Get tickets here!!! thedentheatre.com/performances...

"hey i wrote a song for you it’s called God Only Knows ☺️" "whoa why did you start it with "i may not always love you??" jesus brian what the fuck"

Why does this Jesus look like he's doing stand-up and it's not going great?

A comedy festival used my name as the headliner to sell tickets, had a contract, + decided they're not gonna pay me a dime. Shit like this happens to women ALL the time + happens to men NEVER. Misogyny in this industry is why most women quit. And I need to scream that at the top of my fucking lungs.

maybe if we write "For Men" on therapy men will use it.

2026 in a nutshell: The world is on fire every day, they keep price gouging the working class out of existence, threatening new wars and killing children, but most importantly you NEED our new weight loss drugs because u HAVE to be super thin, and have you considered a facelift even though ur 30????

Scream 7 is even more of a shitshow than i thought it would be, so here's every question I had while watching this movie that proves this franchise needs to be laid to rest.🔪🔪🔪 LaneMoore.Substack.com 🩸

Scream 7 is even more of a shitshow than i thought it would be, so here's every question I had while watching this movie that proves this franchise needs to be laid to rest.🔪🔪🔪 LaneMoore.Substack.com 🩸

2026 in a nutshell: The world is on fire every day, they keep price gouging the working class out of existence, threatening new wars and killing children, but most importantly you NEED our new weight loss drugs because u HAVE to be super thin, and have you considered a facelift even though ur 30????

Shandi on America’s Next Top Model coming forward with her story of the disgusting shit that happened to her, at the hands of producers trying to make Good TV at all costs, is so enraging, I had to talk about it on my podcast. Go listen to it right now and believe survivors. Patreon.com/LaneMoore

brands wishing me a happy international women's day: GIRL YOU GOT THIS!! And because you got this so hard girl, eye cream is 20% off today using the code YESBITCH!!! And diet pills are 30% off with the code GETITSLUT!!! we believe in you hun xoxo💪

Every time someone asks me "so what's your industry like right now?" I'm just gonna send them this.

Every time someone asks me "so what's your industry like right now?" I'm just gonna send them this.

brands wishing me a happy international women's day: GIRL YOU GOT THIS!! And because you got this so hard girl, eye cream is 20% off today using the code YESBITCH!!! And diet pills are 30% off with the code GETITSLUT!!! we believe in you hun xoxo💪

Shandi on America’s Next Top Model coming forward with her story of the disgusting shit that happened to her, at the hands of producers trying to make Good TV at all costs, is so enraging, I had to talk about it on my podcast. Go listen to it right now and believe survivors. Patreon.com/LaneMoore

Goodwill prices are so insane. I just saw a basic flower pot for $13. Used. At Goodwill. I talked to a guy next to me about the prices and he said "well maybe they caught on!" GOODWILL IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FOR-PROFIT BILLION DOLLAR PRICE GOUGING BUSINESS. THAT WAS NEVER THE POINT OF GOODWILL.

Donate to domestic. violence. shelters! 💙 Often they support numerous safe house homes for families, so anything you’d need/want in a home, they can probably use. Look for a “most needed list” on their site, or speak to them directly before you donate if you’re unsure.

no one told me today was daylight savings dot com

NO ONE WANTS THIS EXCEPT THE BIGGEST PSYCHOPATHS ON EARTH. That was never truer than it is now.

What distinguished this day from those before it was not simply the scale but the depth of these attacks reaching further into Iran's urban geography:

doing a cover of a song and changing the pronouns in the lyrics to make sure the listener knows youre straight should be punishable by death

Goodwill prices are so insane. I just saw a basic flower pot for $13. Used. At Goodwill. I talked to a guy next to me about the prices and he said "well maybe they caught on!" GOODWILL IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FOR-PROFIT BILLION DOLLAR PRICE GOUGING BUSINESS. THAT WAS NEVER THE POINT OF GOODWILL.

today 2 cool teenage girls complemented my outfit, and laughed at all my jokes like I was the funniest person they've ever heard and that is my cocaine.

Does everybody in this entire world have an avoidant attachment and if not, how do I meet the people who don't???? ARE THEY EVEN REAL?!? IF SO POINT ME TO THE COOLEST ONES

Just got in an Uber and the driver told me "I have a fantastic day every day!" I joked "ha how you swing that?" and was then subjected to a 30 min lecture on how life is easy for everyone, choose to be happy, Trauma isn't real, gratitude, jesus, god etc. Moral of this story is TALK TO NO ONE.

Jfc people use proton mail and pay a good amount for it every month because they're supposed to be better than this. Is ANY company not completely fucking corrupt right now?

I just saw someone i like repost the dumbest Hot Take I've ever seen in my life, and the beauty of ADHD is that I will forget they posted it within the next few minutes. Thanks, ADHD.

if you're having a fight with a woman and she says "okay, first of all" give up she's about to win

I've been super sick yesterday and today. Being sick and alone suuuucks. Thanks to my angel puppy for being by my side, and going "you ok?" every so often. Pray nice prayers for whatever this is.🔮IS IT SPRING YET PLEASE

You look like someone who needs to see my dog dressed up as a baby fox to cleanse their timeline.🐾🦊

The new America’s Next Top Model documentary is absolutely insane, so I did a deep dive on my podcast this week of how far they went to make "Good TV." Go listen right now.📺🗑️ Patreon.com/LaneMoore

It is supposed to snow yet again tomorrow but lo! In the distance, there is promise that later this week it will be 67°. And that, my friends, has made all the difference.

Today's look is "the girl you meet in the club bathroom at 2am who lets you borrow lipgloss and tells you to dump him."💋

Today's look is "the girl you meet in the club bathroom at 2am who lets you borrow lipgloss and tells you to dump him."💋

My friend just told me, "I have an incredible support system!" and I realized that is maybe my biggest goal in life. To me, that that's like saying you have $40 billion in the bank. I have no idea how that feels to say that, and feel that, and to know that, and I WANT IT.🙏

The new America’s Next Top Model documentary is absolutely insane, so I did a deep dive on my podcast this week of how far they went to make "Good TV." Go listen right now.📺🗑️ Patreon.com/LaneMoore

I wrote a deep dive on the new America’s Next Top Model documentary, why Tyra even went on the show if she wasn’t going to own her mistakes, and the trauma-p0rn of reality TV. Highly recommend this one if you love/hate reality TV📺🚮 www.patreon.com/posts/151394...

I don't want to know anything more about Donald Trump. I have learned enough.

my roommate asked if i was going out tonight and i said "no, i already went out during the daytime" and then closed my door like a troll

My book got mentioned in the Washington Post, and the cute guy reading it is an astrophysicist who really relates to my writing, and if you think I'm not gonna bring that up to all my shitty relatives on Thanksgiving, you're mistaken. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2026/0...

about to write a banger on 1990s talk shows and the exploitation of working class, Black, and brown people for ratings dollars if you’re not subscribed yet, do it now. LaneMoore.Substack.com

I don't want to know anything more about Donald Trump. I have learned enough.

Population of Twin Cities metro area: ~ 3.7 million Population of entire state of MN: ~ 5.8 million PRETTY BIG DOT

So many people will ask “why does it matter if nepotism is out of control and the arts only allow the rich?” UH, everything’s wrong with that. I talk about oligarchs in the arts, why it matters, and the way forward. Listen to it here: Patreon.com/LaneMoore

Man, it's a hard time to have the soul of a muckraker and the energy of a single mom with 6 kids.

So many people will ask “why does it matter if nepotism is out of control and the arts only allow the rich?” UH, everything’s wrong with that. I talk about oligarchs in the arts, why it matters, and the way forward. Listen to it here: Patreon.com/LaneMoore