I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die

sometimes I’ll think about how everyone will die at some point and think, “god. what a hassle.”

Ssshhhh. She’s sleeping.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Happy Holidays 🎄🎁

🎶 Oh [insert name of child or pet], You came and you found me a turkey, On my vacation away from worky 🎶

Now listening. (It’s really good).

Taking one for the team, but it’s just me buying this raffle ticket supporting youth hockey

Merry Krampmus

A Proposal for All Parents Worldwide

inverting a guy to get mad at. are you really upside fucken down again bro??!!?

There’s a kitten rescuer whose videos I love, but she’s clearly been rescuing kittens for so long that she’s run out of cute names Every new video has the cutest kittens you ever seen, with a caption like, “Meet the Roofing Materials kittens: Tar Paper, Shingles, and Fiberglass!”

If you say you like Taco Bell better than Taco John’s, I really have concerns about your taste in shitty Mexican food.

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think about what a loser Scott Baio is and I feel better

Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/

I sing this at least once a day

💀

I wasn’t planning on seeing Marty Supreme, but this makes me even less likely to see it

Not just the rich and that's also something to sit with.

Stand down, everyone. (You should have known this was coming).

I like to put my work key card in my wallet, because otherwise I have no excuse to rub my butt on the wall.

“In my next life…” Wait, I have to do this again???????

The “hide this post for me” feature was made for the artificial mouth.

I am proof positive that the most ardent "man haters" end up surrounded by the most amazing men because they see it's about high standards and not misandry.

It’s wild that people raised the alarm when ChatGPT started to tell people to kill themselves, and the response was, “Yeah it does that sometimes. But you GOTTA try it.”

None of these words are in the Bible

Post a random pic. Cos you can.

When my mom rented From Dusk til Dawn because she liked George Clooney and knew nothing else about the movie.

Reminder: In 2017, by the NFL’s own accounting (and verified by multiple ad buyers) 47 percent of the NFL’s audience was women. Yet game broadcasts never acknowledge us, and we rarely see women in the booth.

Maybe, if you're not actually in university classrooms, teaching students in the age of gAI, perhaps you might want to stop and listen when people actually in those classrooms raise concerns about what they are seeing; and not just dismiss us as luddites, or boomers, or cruel profs playing cops

For example, ANTM. I would binge those all day MTV marathons. I don’t remember watching Cycle 9, but Sarah Hartshorne’s memoir makes me feel like I was there. It’s funny, compelling, thoughtful, and kind.

The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife

It's kinda interesting to have all you know about someone go from "she was in movies" to "she was in movies and was a virulent racist" in no time flat.

Last week a friend told someone I’m a “walking green flag,” so unfortunately you cannot tell me shit.

A Christmas gift that comes with a warning

Stop asking if this place has “the juice” and ask if it has “the Lord.”

New reaction pic

These violent delights have violent ends

My takeaway is that we have not been mean enough to the New York Times this year www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/a...

I remember watching all these futuristic movies tv shows as a kid with amazing fashion and now that I’m in the future everyone just wears pajamas.

I'm not procrastinating. I’m strategically postponing a bad idea.

This just makes me sad

I am resisting being shady online about IRL people stuff and reminded of the Xanga trend where you used to “say what you really mean, but anonymized, to ten random people” trend and now I want to invite you to do one in my replies, help me scratch this itch so I keep my mouth shut

Healing is great and all, but have you tried disassociating?

It seems like every book I read these days quotes @katemanne.bsky.social and/or Amanda Montell. I love to see the ripple effects their work has.

Time is a flat circle

TIL Mortimer Mouse is queer and neurodivergent. Cc @annazand.bsky.social