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Losing it at this

yes baby, lick my clity

Hi! I'm the new Head of Communications @bsky.app I've been watching the open social web evolve over the past couple of years. Bluesky represents what I believe the future of the internet should look like: built on principles that put people first.

Man I just saw someone say that the country musician "Jellyroll" killed himself because people were making fun of him for being so ugly and annoying. No idea if that's true or not, but it just goes to show how powerful your voice can be even if you don't know it. 🙏

Talking to my 90 year old mom about all the news of Trump. She interrupted me and said, “Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!” Holy Wisdom Shit Balls

Talking to my 89 year old mom about all the news of Trump. She interrupted me and said, “Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!” Holy Wisdom Shit Balls

I asked my 88 year old mom, “What shakes your faith?” “Hoss, I lose my salvation just discussing politics with a republican. Two minutes in & I’ve used the Lord’s name in vain & facing assault charges! They ain’t building a stairway to Heaven, but, cutting a wide path to Hell!”

I asked my 88 year old mother if Trump would ever to anything good for America? She said, “There is a better chance of Kim Jong Um & Mahmoud Ahmadinejad falling madly in love and declaring universal peace than that bastard ever doing anything for America!” Holy Shit Balls

I‘m talking to my 88 year old mom & I said, “Do you know what a golden shower is?” Her voice rises & she says, “Hell Yes, and apparently the only good thing Russia & Putin ever did for America was piss all over that orange bastard!” Holy Explains The Fucking Hair Color Shit Balls

I was bitching about Trump to my 88 yr. old mom. She stops me, “Son, I’ve lived thru WWII, Korea & Vietnam. I survived Nixon, Ford, Reagan & the Bushes. Frankly, if I can muster the will to live after a decade of those damn Kardashians we’ll weather Ole Coochie Grabber & Chief!”

I would rather go straight to my 35 year High School Reunion in a 1973 Ford Pinto, broke, naked, unshaven and fat than hear one more fucking excuse for Trump’s treason from his Kool-Aid addicted dumbass supporters! Holy Fucking Stupid MoFuckers Shit Balls

Talking to my 88 year old mom about all the news of Trump. She interrupted me and said, “Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!” Holy Wisdom Shit Balls

Talking to my 88 year old mom about all the news of Trump. She interrupted me and said, “Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!” Holy Wisdom Shit Balls