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Im coolin in bonner

Im coolin in bonner

they really did happen

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when my kids start acting up i tell them Mr Ass is gonna come looking for them and that seems to scare them into behaving. havent even had to make up anything about him

The Return

Cup World

I am a martial arts expert. Follow for more martial arts expert.

Wife left me unsupervised in a chair at the back of the store so now I'm eating a bunch of pills I found on the ground

No surprise at the reports that the Knicks were heard blasting Knicks by Quarterbacks after last night's victory quarterbacks.bandcamp.com/track/knicks

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Responding "nothing much, you" when someone ask "how are you" is an example of taking control of a situation

what a save by blackwood

Perdido Street Station

96f real feel and you do this? Taken moments before I broke their windows to free these blessed fur babies.

This show is in 1.5 hours. Shit writing that made me nervous!!!!

Absolute bucket list sighting today

Everyone needs to get off my fucking computer

How is this possible?

it’s my first time on this pinball machine. one bonus ball.. two, three, four… five balls in play “i’ve never seen so many balls!” an onlooker exclaims. “pfft, i’m sure *he* has” scoffs my arch-nemesis. the pinball machine zaps him for his rude comment, killing him instantly. six balls in play

Going to post a bunch of pictures I have saved in my favorites folder on my phone

RIP Taylor Kirk youtu.be/D8Cq8eeUWyM?...

A liberal might say: JFK is the guy Princess Diana A conservative might say: Princess Diana is the girl JFK

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Hanging out with your parents means being reminded many things have "gone electronic"

NASA some nerd shit for real

U rockin with toilet?

Local brewery near me is doing pube night??

The New York Islanders have ruined my evening

Check this shit out.

A great spring renewal is upon us; hosannah!

In the future, we will have learned from the error of the past. No child born in the year 2050 will know a world without smell-o-vision!

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

in the wake of cursedsynth's banning, my thoughts are with his daughter zoe to whom his account and life was dedicated

🚨@cursedsynth has been banned🚨 Cursedsynth, girlfriend of cryptologist Robert Langdon, is a neuroscientist, targeted by a mysterious organization after a breakthrough. You will find many astonishing sentences in “The Secret of Secrets,” Dan Brown's latest TED-Talk travelogue thriller.Oct 8, 2025

In honor of the group chat being 10 years old, we've been searching the archives for old pictures, and I came across this completely inscrutable one

pixel art, created with pablo pixel-o (1986) archive.org/details/Time...

no way

illustration, commodore interface, magazine (1981) archive.org/details/Comm...

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

Creature

Today is Take Your Soda to Work day