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I don't remember who made this image originally. I have it saved on my pc because I need to look at it every few weeks.

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Remember this pic?

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Syncing up Dark Side of The Moon to The Departed

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Cursedsynth's follower count plummets following "bro gate"

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last night, I received a transmission from the aether. a hitherto undiscovered condiment: butler sauce.

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