(hitting demo 3 on the old casio magic light keyboard i just dragged out of the attic) a ha! another hit song written for my band, the 1975

oh no i hope they don't replace the transphobic libertarian with someone bad

i paid for this with woims

in the wake of cursedsynth's banning, my thoughts are with his daughter zoe to whom his account and life was dedicated

🚨@cursedsynth has been banned🚨 Cursedsynth, girlfriend of cryptologist Robert Langdon, is a neuroscientist, targeted by a mysterious organization after a breakthrough. You will find many astonishing sentences in “The Secret of Secrets,” Dan Brown's latest TED-Talk travelogue thriller.Oct 8, 2025

(peeling off sticker to reveal that chat gpt really stands for cursedsynth's hat gpt) my god...

(guy who learned to speak english by watching lock stock and two smoking barrels) hello my slag

you couldn't make scary movie (2026) today

year of the horsle starts now

Bug free ✅ Brilliant design ✅ Delivering on its promise every day ✅

spending most of my time nowdays imagining a guy mistakenly calling thomas a train so i can swoop in and school him in front of my crush

not every holiday needs to become a season. sometimes it can just be a day

mikeo-182!

feeling like the white mikeo

yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away

anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?

when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw

seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!

haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?

Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?

me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!! 🙄

ghosting my vape in the opera bathroom

it's not a big deal to be named nile jarvis, as I am. just the normal name my parents happened to give me. no big whoop

my name is Nile Jarvis. two fun facts about me, I'm a man of few words and big action

hi everyone my name is nile jarvis

Meet Nile Jarvis, a man of few words and big action. TH...

it's #followsfriday

ONE PERFECT SHOT THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee

just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)

sad that we never got a james bond film at that perfect moment in time when he definitely would have had to ride a skateboard at one point

come come Mr Bond, you get as much fulfilment out of using multiple slurp juices on a single ape as I do

Bond: remind me to thank the geniuses at Q branch for this Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now Elon Musk: hellao jims bind

Q: and here's your new car, a Tesla Model Y Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made Q: yes I know Bond: they're a wonderful company Q: quite

james bond 007 is MIA. you're the only man with the skills, muscles and intellect capable of finding him and bringing him back alive elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!

there's a new guy just started working at MI6 also called james bond. original james is seething in the break room because all the women in the office are calling the newbie Hot James

UN"SHAVEN" AND STIRRED: Outraged Fans Left Thunder"BAWLing" After Petition For "First Goateed James Bond" Reaches Parliament

mgm execs real excited about my pitch to take james bond back to basics but getting less and less excited as they realise i'm exclusively concerned with making him a speed addict again

when i was 7 my best friend pitched me two ideas that were essentially detective pikachu and pluto tv 20 years before the world was ready for either

between the fresh grassy green of his hair and the ripe strawberry red of his cheeky brimless hat, i'm getting serious summer vibes off of this grinch fellow

this thing is now available everywhere (but spotify), get it get it get it! Thanks again to all of the contributors and everyone who has supported it so far!

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee cabletwo.net/horsle

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jojo has top notes of juniper and vetiver with middle notes of patchouli and sandalwood and base notes of musk #jojoscentexposed

anyone have sabrina carpenter's discord @? need to ask her something

frasier never uses a coaster

am i going to have to remember to check a website every day if i move to mastodon

how boomers think you get a job

i'm trying to discover the next great italian skateboarder

did people stop wearing belts. am i crazy. did people stop wearing belts

Friend: Are you pretending to be an international reviewer on Amazon again Me: Excelente producto