did people stop wearing belts. am i crazy. did people stop wearing belts

Friend: Are you pretending to be an international reviewer on Amazon again Me: Excelente producto

gaining access to the Fingernet changed my life #fingernet

vape ashtray ashtray for vapes where does ash from vape go

THE FINGERNET IS NOW #FINGERNET

rabbit rabbit

I straight up stan beautiful sexy women. Retweet if you're also a member of this stan community.

gordon ramsay, revisiting gotham city's oldest italian restaurant 5 years after he gave it a makeover and the joker killed his mum: fuck me. i don't know what's worse, the pasta or your attitude or the fact that 5 years ago the joker killed my mum

i sort of lowkey hope nobody ever shoots a gun at my head or in my body. or a knife

daniel day-lewis? the cobbler?

i'm seeing the number 26 everywhere today: calendars, etc. that's so interesting

Spellcasting for Bunnies 🪄 grassyvalley.thecomi...

i'm into numerology now

guy who's french

my horoscope today says i have a total free pass for whatever. it says "god's not watching"

the genius of elliott smith's songwriting is that every track is composed in such a way that you can do the twist to it

Literally braver than the freakin troops #CouchFabricChallenge

being brave 4 couches #couchfabricchallengr

99% of Bluesky users won't have the courage to share their couch fabric with the world. If you're part of the 1% brave enough to do so, won't you join me in the #CouchFabricChallenge?

bluesky is great if you can't afford therapy but also don't want to get any better!!!

there's a guy outside. look out the window if you don't believe me. he's just standing there lmao. been there for a while too #guyweek

my cousin tim marshmallow is an eminent DJ and essentially rocks it with the awesomeness every night in one club or another

In honor of #guyweek find a guy irl and put him on blast

i like when a popular celeb dies and every publication has to find an angle to make an article about them relevant to their niche. "robert redford was, in his way, an xbox gamer..."

This guy week point to your nearest guy #guyweek there he is

one last ride for guys 🙂 #guyweek #final

it's guy week #guyweek #finally

listening to elliott smith again voice: I'm listening to elliott smith again

Tomorrow...TOMORROW Twitch.tv/bellatrellia

i know you think you're being funny asking if there's a mrs. bean but it just makes it painfully apparent that you haven't watched the show

listening to elliott smith and fondly thinking about my friend who hates elliott smith. and also that he didn't kill himself

Dumb ass

Now watching

sometimes you have to do an early post just to prove to people you're up before noon

scientists say one cup of coffee a day reduces your risk of heart disease by 16%. but two cups will "definitely fucking kill you." their words

shuffling around my kitchen this morning quietly singing "crab man scoop! crooklyn clan! crab man scoop! crooklyn clan!" its okay though, I'm completely alone

mikeo and crab man are best friends now. and where am i? watching from my chair in the corner and cryinge

mikeo is going to go viral this year, i juist know it. ive been drinking the water from my drain to get clairvoyancy and spitting out the black stuff vbefore it kills me

My girl sends me the cutest messages 😍😍😍 I love how she spells 'kiss' with a y and only one s 🥰

cracking open my 13th come zero of the. week

Interesting of Nintendo to schedule a Direct when they still haven’t released the Epstein files. It’s a distraction.

mulder and scully getting reamed out by kash patel for not telling him about the Frog Boy sooner

sometimes i have to shake my head at the state of various things going on in the entire world and say "dafuq??"

they should add a notification for when someone you like unfollows you. there would be no good reason to do this but it would be really funny

Friend Maze 👯‍♀️ grassyvalley.thecomi...

🦧: (speaking through computer) Knight takes Rook. Checkmate. Xavier wins again. Good game! PROF: Yes. goob job, Xavier 🦧: Xavier can have ice cream? PROF: no, Xavier. it’s late 🦧: December 2nd, 1987 PROF: 🦧: ‘i’ll always love you, Kaitlyn, but i’m married and a baby would-“ PROF: what flavor?

what the hell do farmers even do in winter? jack off?