Amelia
@ameliamar.bsky.social
π€ 331
π₯ 196
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https://twitter.com/watermeIIen
i'm real
Wish the guy I know without a right eye wasn't blocked so I could send him this
about 2 hours ago
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knew a guy in college who was constantly working late and sleeping right up until his first class in the morning. so he'd eat cereal at 3am before going to sleep and called it "pre-breakfast"
about 3 hours ago
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gotta have that stuff. And things, too!
2 days ago
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Being stupid is kind of like my hobby
2 days ago
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I like my Fridays how I like my coffee
3 days ago
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my superpower is I can smell into the future. I'm going to make coffee in 5 minutes
3 days ago
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Bella cool original βοΈ
3 days ago
Being a hot girl is more powerful than any other thing you could possibly achieve in life
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My dream meet-cute is "we met on eBay"
3 days ago
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How long until we get an "AI or Not" gameshow (cancelled after two seasons, producer misconduct allegations)
4 days ago
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buddhistly freaking out
7 months ago
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it's a beautiful day to defraud some investors
5 days ago
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fuck it all midnight coffee
5 days ago
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ποΈ
6 days ago
βbecomeβ its called honey
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Burglar:
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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You have to separate the cash from the cashier
6 days ago
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You have to separate the farm from the farmer
6 days ago
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You have to separate the zoo from the zoologist
6 days ago
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You have to separate the surgery from the surgeon
6 days ago
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You have to separate the cheese from the cheesemonger
6 days ago
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suggestion: never alter your facial features because when they inevitably cycle back into style you'll be cleaning up. And that's game theory
9 days ago
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if I were me I wouldn't know what to do with myself
9 days ago
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Guys 80-90 years is not enough π
10 days ago
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Slideshare Gems
10 days ago
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This is a tragedy
10 days ago
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tracking my mental state with emojis: π
11 days ago
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discovered large amount of mold in my retainer π
13 days ago
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jolly mr. cannoli
13 days ago
helping a perfectly healthy 35 year old man across the street
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I'm going to get amazing at living VERY soon
7 months ago
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this image is my default mental state. Not the quote just the expression
14 days ago
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democratic alien: take me to your highest decision-making body
14 days ago
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The amount of syntax I've lost by being online...
16 days ago
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just had an MRI...they played a really loud experimental mixtape and gave me a copy afterward?
17 days ago
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So glad I decided to get pretty one day. Great decision on my part
10 months ago
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the best posts reek of disdain for the reader
17 days ago
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does anyone know? I mean it's fine if you don't...I was just wondering...
18 days ago
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Standup is a joke
19 days ago
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What if computer code is nonbinary. What if computer code gender is a spectrum
22 days ago
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23 days ago
I can only connect with people thru penatrative sex
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[dog whines to go outside and she immediately does diarrhea] BELIEVE π WOMEN π
23 days ago
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Saw a bumper sticker that just said FUCK COVID-19
23 days ago
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Nail salon artists invented the base 10 number system
23 days ago
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big guy big guy
23 days ago
I'm like first chair violin of the Vienna Philharmonic playing in a crowded subway and you all are the preoccupied rubes wandering by with zero appreciation for art, no offense
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ποΈ
24 days ago
Im at the bar with a seahorse dna roofie to impregnate men
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ποΈ
24 days ago
fuck all of you Im here to talk to myself again
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thought I had vastly underestimated the second career of Borat guy
24 days ago
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I think God has me muted
24 days ago
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I'm sorry but Instagram should not be making any sound. Or have a video editor. You should only be able to view 3 pictures a day
24 days ago
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Gram Smokerβs Dracula
25 days ago
iβm fiscally insane & socially abnormal
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I hope this email finds you in a nightmare of your own making
25 days ago
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yule girlfriend
26 days ago
these aren't bits guys this is just my lived experience
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