You should never give out unsolicited advice

watching the Israeli figure skater skate to a Stranger Things remix had me thinking Israel can produce no real art because to be an artist you must have a soul and an understanding of human nature

I think therefore I sad

Punch the monkey? I would never do that

I love the last minute. Huge fan of waiting until it too.

the highest ever single day electricity consumption for Virginia occurred this past January 23rd, with a total of 24,768 MW used. our utility is saying that new data center interconnection requests currently filed collectively represent an additional 70,000 MW of daily demand

had to download this meme format and had no idea this was the original

it's ok to skip your skincare sometimes. sometimes you have to let a little seasoning build up like a cast iron

golden rule of making fun of ppl's appearance: if they're beautiful inside then don't say anything. but if theyre ugly inside you can say whatever you want

Hey girl 😊 Did you know? 🤔 I'm perfect 😂

I'm so normal that it's weird. People get freaked out by how regular I am

We should destroy Madison square garden and build a neoclassical Penn train station

It is impossible to hate the sun for rising. It is foolish to love the sun for rising. The sun simply does that

new medication got me using exclamation points in Teams

all scrolling is sinful. Except when I do it

I'm going to get amazing at living VERY soon

Did everyone have their weekly credit card yet? 🙂

you should be able to pull over a cop if they have a taillight out

1,400 lbs of cops found by marijuana in texas

I need to lie down for two hours about this

"What's up?" - child learning prepositions of direction

the cruelty of this world is overwhelming

NJ Transit Lost and Found application confirms there are more than two item Genders

Just ignore them, Kash Money. They hate to see a brown man redacting

new profile pic alert please realign your visual reward system accordingly

on meds: I'm the world's first perfect person off meds: I am god's worst mistake

the same adults who taught you about cyberbullying are throwing hands in their facebook neighbors group

Ive decided to no longer have anxiety 💛

who am I? Asking for a friend

god it fucks me up that the same people who made sure to drill in the horrors of the Holocaust every year of every school curriculum get mad when we recognize it happening again

"we're going to try asking ICE not to do what they're already banned from doing but are still doing anyway"

the archeology of thrifting would have you believe that we only invented women above 5'4" in the 90's

I love calling ppl in my contacts everyone always picks up bc they think it's something bad but then you just get to talk

almost done with dry january! Did not get wet even once

it's delete social media 2026 #deletesocialmedia2026

HOW am I? More like WHY am I

signed myself up for a weaving course my mom forgot to tell me she got me for christmas 👍

I wear my sleeve on my heart. It gets chilly in there

the tailor wrote on my receipt slip "12-29-24" 🥲

every phone should be limited to 3 apps

spend enough time in thrift stores and you'll be convinced we absolutely need to stop making things

Once you look past 712 flaws im actually a really good person

I have spent years working up a tolerance to develop an immunity to love

It's New Year's Eve not new years Steve

"📍Downtown Jersey City" You are dead to me. You are a fictional person in a fictional place. you do not exist outside of there

spotted over someone's shoulder on the train: google search for English to Portuguese translation of "All will be well" <3

steeped my tea so long it turned into coffee

worked on myself so much now i don't even want a relationship #oops #selflove