I'm alive for a while if anybody wants to appreciate me

sorry i'm thinking about The Ranchero

i love that it gets dark at 6 now. i love the dark it's so cozy and pleasant. i wish it was dark most of the day all year personally but onfortunately uh sorry i got distracted by "onfortunately" why isn't it spelled like that? isn't that weird? that's how it's pronounced right? or is it my accent

sneaking into people's homes and eating all of their medicine

finally watched Inglourious. i liked it.

Goodnight everyone! Please do not post anything funny while I'm asleep I don't want to miss out on any bits!

going to the dentist and she tells me my teeth are 'wrong'

baumgartner tooth restoration

presenting my teeth to the computer screen in a terrifying threat display

asking my buddy george what his favorite variety of woody plant is?

replying to every post with 'wha?'

The Judge is still in all of my posts he's just between the lines

im pretty much always losing it in one way or another

im highkey lowkey rn

It's never the clever posts, it's always "will a speeding train suck you off"

🤔

showering in a raincoat and galoshes because i hate to get wet

what's your favorite animal catched phrase? mine is "a"

when i was a kid my boss told me to smash computers with a hammer

i hate men-child

🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’

it's true!

anyway, i am a Texan so tonight does not really directly impact me except that goodness gracious does it feel euphoric to receive actually good news for once

thank you to all of my faithful mutes for their votes. to all of the faithless wretches who voted for "real" candidates, i will find you

i'm glad you all love me and unquestioningly support everything i have ever said

i hate when they leave eggshells in my ice cream >:(

oops! didn't mean to resuscitate you. sorry. one sec

googling 'Anhedonia'. furrowing my brow, googling 'Melancholia'. Starting to sweat as i google 'happiness'

event horizon's horror is derived from the concept of Chads

the untalented weight of a massive bear. is this anything?

gonna lose it. i thought of a really funny post last night while making dinner and i forgot it before i could get back to the computer. then i remembered it while making breakfast and forgot it before i could make it back to the computer. The Judge is conspiring against me

on bumble again. again disappointed to find that I'm most popular with guys who look like me. ive had to swipe left on The Judge atleast eight times so far

The Judge: I'll hear the next witness me: what if we were young again

I'm gonna start inserting a Judge character into every one of my posts

im a treatler and im not afraid to show it! The Judge: stop

im thinking about becoming. but Not has been working fine so far

sometimes yall post things

i'm at the point in my life where i want nothing more than to go to a slumber party and watch jerma streams and giggle and talk about life and hopes and dreams and how we all have a crush on Gabe from The Office

struggling to make up posts. too busy thinking about jerma.

i wonder how hard it'd be to play half sword on a drawing tablet

got my drawing tablet

naming my children Jonce

rt to give a shout out

subscribing to a billion labelers until i know everything about everyone

let wreak the havoc of war

i don't "get" poverty

what are you talking about?

(at a meeting) i have a proposal for you (suddenly panicking) uh but uh don't worry it's very decent

i love bluesky. bluesky is about developing an emotional dependency on poasters and then watching them disappear one by one like in some sort of really boring horror movie