puckles: they're fried

haunted by the ghost of an overhead cabinet

KISSING in PRISON is ILLEGAL

they're sealing me in my room. they're bricking me in. they're saying i will be here for ten thousand years

gotta be the best year i've had so far!

i like to see rats most of the time

mdickie's hard cider

nachos but with potato chips

before i like any post i make sure to spam 20 jokes built around the personality and interests of the poster so if they happen to check out my profile they'll like me and follow me

heated reptile

getting into reptile drama

i think things good it's just i think the wrong ones

my brain is so malleable and my beliefs easily altered. make an hour long video telling me president taft was an alien i'll probably believe you idk it's not like you'd lie to me right

walmart app. inputting "food" and filtering prices for 0-1$

im not clumnsy i just dont good with my hands or my body also

ahhh, i love waking up and re-reading all the wonderful posts i forgot i wrote yesterday

Vegan restaurants you don’t have to hang up a pride flag we already know how you feel. It’s like a sports bar putting up a swastika

elf girl big hands asmr

seymour vom

learned that buddy is not a gender neutral term and i might crash out over it

me and my friend talking on discord and reacting to every message with a thumbs up emoji

sacrificing a calf to guarantee a good plasma donation

new opening line: leave me at the hospital when you're done

oh my gosh jerma january is going to kill me. and i will be glad of it

watching jerma and hissing at my screen because he's so cute

sometimes i see a poast and for a split second i think "oh i should post this exact same thing with slightly different wording" and basically that's why i'm not getting into Heaven

nothing beats a session where the players all sit around in call for an hour after it ends talking about it. that's gaming

when am i supposed to switch back to judgemental dANTE i kinda like christmas dANTE

making the executive decision that today's ttrpg session will be bad.

im finally watching the murderbot show. i saw clips of it that made me think it would be really bad, but now that i've finished the first episode i can tell you it's actually really bad

i've cultivated a vibe for my latest campaign

nobody ever judges me everyone who talks to me thinks I'm so cool and good at being normal

My Day Of Pestilence

it's possible this sleeve of reeses chocolate lava cups is also full of mouse droppings i'm not sure but it is possible

beard down to the belly button bald new year look with eyeliner is that anything

i had a post but i forgot

chocolate comes in many forms

im thinking. HARD.

finished pluribus. i'm impressed. they made a good show that features deeply unlikeable protagonists and an incredibly likeable antagonist.

all good things must continue indefinitely

i am alive and, well, having a jolly good time!

some of the most unique commissions I did this year, thanks everyone! 😊

today's christmas presents! 3 button-up shirts 2 pairs of jeans (1 Levis, 1 Wranglers) 2 fancy new face masks 3 floating shelves so i can actually put books away and of course, a jolly time with family : )

Oh yay Santa brought me a guillotine this year!! He’s just sorta standing next to it

i want to be cold so i can be cozy

pluribus 1 was good. i went in with the intent to stan the hivemind. so far so good.

microwaving mac for 20 full minutes. maybe longer.

presently developing a blood feud with Apple. i am frothing. i am screaming. i am going to break things.

finally unlearning the instinct to buy books new. used books are better and so much cheaper

latest little guy