Getting into A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms then seeing it will only be six episodes. It’s nice they are already filming the next season though.

that's it!

Animal gave me a cool hat. In real life or in a video game? In a video game of course. We don’t have that kind of relationship with creatures out here yet.

I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"

A cat is basically a smallish buddyman

Keep thinking the theater is asking for help.

the bushes were people 😂

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

uploaded 20 new sticker designs to the shop ko-fi.com/ascalaphid/s...

“Animal Planet.” You mean Earth?

Winter sun absorption in progress. ☀️😌

Can’t follow this account anymore because it makes me crave food too much. Would give my arm to eat this right now.

i’ve been making bargains with sinister forest creatures

Can feel the cold by placing my hand on the walls of the house. Brutal out there today. Stay warm everyone.

Almost done with The Wire season 3 and it’s so good. Very outdated show now but still interesting each season. Forgot how weird and convoluted technology was.

Vemoing the same $25 back and forth between friends every time we go out. Kind of nice.

It won’t work. He’s a treatler.

If you put a pair of glasses on a dog I will implicitly trust that dog to give me important mortgage advice

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Hanging out with my friend today who always takes the absolute worst candid photos of everyone. Grateful to not have instagram because if she puts them on her stories I never know.

Bird Basics : 1227s

Nice to walk into a room and pet a cat.

👉👈

Was driving home and there was too much traffic so I pulled into the park to walk a lap. You can’t make me sit in my car going nowhere.

The Internet, our home, is beginning to look like an immense pile of filth.

Guy came in with a little post-it note and said “placing some orders for my boys” then ordered all these intricate coffee drinks. Must be nice to be one of his boys.

💕

I should be allowed to dig down into the ground to build a den in the woods if I’ll never be able to afford a home. Let me burrow.

Liking a new thing, going to the subreddit for it, reading some of the top posts, then never going back there again. Why are fandoms of things, not even very popular things, generally bad on there?

If you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

Good morning Smokey. 👋

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

poor little fella got soaked to the bone and he's too exhausted to fly :( but i crunched up a big handful of tostitos and hucked em on the lawn for him munch on :)

Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging

Two moods today: don’t want to see anything, want to see everything.

Might get down to 0° tonight, which in my mind is not a real temperature. They ran out of numbers I guess.

The Worm Hole Colchester, IL

Waiting for the squirrel to come back.

Love to see a creature I’ve never seen before. Very handsome.

Got tired of watching birds so I started watching the birdwatchers instead. Then I started watching the birdwatcherwatchers. That's when I noticed the birds were watching me.

There must be a portal to beast world somewhere. There must.

Go beast mode, if you must—but a beast of kindness, of understanding, of compassion.

I sculpted and wired a ceramic mushroom lamp! #ceramics

idea: vertical monastery populated by treecreepers & nuthatches (nunhatches?)

At the cafe, it was all men typing on their laptops then me scrolling on my phone in the corner. Maybe they were all scrolling too and giving the illusion of working. Trying to make myself feel better.