Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

Summer thunderstorms are nice. Sorry if you had outdoor plans today. Going to make coffee and finish my book (unless reading makes me fall asleep within 30 minutes or so).

Villages are obsessed with being a human settlement or a residential community, larger than a hamlet but smaller than a town[1][2][3][4]. Get a hobby

Put too much peri peri sauce in my rice bowl and can’t feel my lips. Feel so weak when a sauce defeats me.

Me after my friend asked what we should do next week: well, we could build some sort of contraption. The summer of unknown contraptions. Could be a thing.

Some work in progress :)

the smoke is natural, i.e. it cannot be bad for you

Hope the air is better for all of us tomorrow. The map looks bad by me right now, all maroon colors. Need to see that green, even some yellow would be nice.

Bartholomew Coffee

Beep and Peep love the color blue, so I gave them a special surprise this morning 🐥💙🐥

My cat thinks of me as her henchman and she's not entirely wrong to do so

when you've tried everything and nothing works you can always lay in bed motionless for a long time

Have started and stopped a whole bunch of different tv shows and movies over the last couple of nights. Can’t get into anything. A type of summer ennui where every character annoys me.

Creature spotted in the towel shelf.

Sea slug so cute!! Drew a bunch of sea creatures while nannying today, which were not nearly as cute as any of these guys.

The Hummers

Need to probably make a post that’s not about my cat. I am walking outside. Was thinking how funny it would be to randomly see a cryptid chilling in the suburbs but then have no one believe you.

standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave

Been swimming laps instead of walking this past month and my phone doesn’t track that (unless I enter it manually afterwards) so my health app looks like I died or something. Whatever.

My cat hunted and almost killed a moth an hour ago (I managed to save it and bring it outside) and is now on permanent alert in case anymore enemies attempt to enter the house. Beast mode activated.

Woke up thinking about how I’ve never tried mead before and didn’t really know what it was. It sounds pleasant, being made from honey.

oh no what have you done

The house wren sings for hours out there. What’s he on about? No other hobbies?

Happy #CapybaraAppreciationDay! Please enjoy this 17th c. book illustration of a #capybara chilling under a banana tree in Brazil🍌 📕A Relation of a Voyage made in the Years 1695, 1696, 1697 on the Coasts of Africa, Streights of Magellan, Brasil, Cayenna, and the Antilles... by François Froger, 1698.

i love it

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They’re coming out with a shimmering object in the distance that you can barely make out

I never get the motorcycle/bicycle captchas correct. Am I selecting too many or too little squares each time? Who knows.

I’m on the puter

I’m sorry to report that Screaming Man has not yet found his home. He’s SO friendly. Maybe if they gave him another name?!? www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adop...

I got this same voicemail yesterday lmao

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/44474 『ほっこり日和 猫』1月発売予定。一緒にまったりしませんか？ "A Relaxing Day with Cats" is scheduled for release in January. Why not relax with us? #ガチャポン #gachapon

Funny when cats suddenly flop over. Like damn, way to fall down on the carpet and expect someone to just tell you you’re cute and pet you.

bio of every interesting person on here: ive made a game about pedaling a bike-shaped man

黒猫の旅 #watercolor

Lol, grim

Waiting for me to come over and pet her. That’s the spot she goes to for that. Usually will meow at me until I get up.

Mochi ice cream is one of life’s perfect treats.

Everyone in my house has their own text file. Visitors to my home are invited to use guest.txt

雨上がり #イラスト

not sure spiders need all those legs. hubris

🤔

ハス池とぐるぐる #イラスト

Various basket sleeping poses this morning.

🐰さんにちょっかいかけようとしたら逆に凄まれて退散させられてしまったミナミコアリクイのアンちゃんです…… 📷20260228 #伊豆アニマルキングダム #ミナミコアリクイ