YT comments on Angine De Poitrine as accurate as they come.

it's always been true

The NFL is brilliant at marketing and has played both sides perfectly.

Pretty remarkable that Mike was willing to admit being aware enough about something to answer the question.

are…uhh…are we the penis?

It's like 50k Old El Paso taco kits

In praise of librarians

I think the biathlon athletes should have to track and kill actual game. No medal until you've devoured flesh.

To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.

Well I mean if you act like that and you don't have a badge then people are perfectly within their rights to protect themselves at whatever appropriate measure. Imagine if every whistle were a gun.

I wonder how many Padawans get kicked out of the academy for using the force to jerk off.

woah

This is psychotic

You guys need to take it up with 400 years of history, not Billie Eilish's "theory." This thinly veiled "oh you poor little girl" asshattery is not fooling anyone.

lap it up piggies take a big wiff through your nostrils

This morning's bass face. DJ Craze from Dec 2000.

Being an American I'm much more likely to say this about and to quote Arthur Miller, but man ole Bill had a line for everything under the sun.

I hope we can transfer this revulsion at migrant detention centers to revulsion at prisons. Dismantle all the systems that disappear human beings for profit.

we hate brown people, but would still feel kind of gross living near the concentration camps

Gotta say those middle schoolers who beat the shit out of that dude on the side of the road have more balls than anyone in this room. I'm no Collins stan, and I understand the charge to not be part of the story, but try try try to stand up for basic fucking decency. Jesus...

Wed morning bass face

This mfer spittin

the cavemen burning their bird meat because 'hurt belly poo like waterfall' had a more sophisticated understanding of food hygiene than much of modern man

However much power they hold now, ultimately they are outnumbered, and they will lose.

how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous

"These practices must end now." Aliya Rahman, a U.S. citizen who was dragged from a car by ICE agents in Minnesota, speaks out at a congressional hearing on DHS immigration enforcement tactics.

First of all, fuck the New York times but also a missionary trip? This motherfucker got the idea from church?

guess it's time to mute W!ll St4nc!l again

This is just a guess, but maybe the rise in dramatic prose from district court judges is partly due to a growing belief among those judges that it's pointless to try to persuade SCOTUS and they must therefore focus on other potential audiences.

yeah I'm crying reading the youtube comments on Aphex Twin's Stone in Focus so what

My campus police dept just posted this and I just fuckin can't.

When that nasty riff comes back but slower.

FYI, Kristi Noem’s full initials are K.L.A.N.

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,

One of my favorite Don Lemon moments was when one of Roy Moore's attorneys tried to speak jive and called him Lemon Squeezy. Anyway that dude was my neighbor and his wife left him, took the kids, and now he posts insane quasi religious legal rants on Facebook. It's not going well for him.

I don't think we've given enough thought to the possibility that it was RFK who shit himself.

I would frame this and hang it next to my diplomas.

This is who runs this account.

Trying to push out a three pepper curry with a hangover and honestly just hating life right now.

the question I want the Melania documentary to answer is how has she lived in america for 30 years and still talks like Borat

Fine let's dork out. Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college. Rhetorical Theory I Rhetorical Theory II Survey of Literary Criticism History and Theory of Composition Education Instructional Communication I have a very particular set of skills.

Still down for a track is on this one if anyone has it.

I have a neighbor who routinely doordashes from McDonald's and Chic Fil A, both which you can see from our houses.

Paine was that friend you had to mute on socials because he was always ranting but who also turned out to be right about everything.

The funding deal separates DHS from the other bills. An immediate DHS shutdown would be preferable, but whether DHS runs on CR or lapses, ICE & CBP continue. This puts DHS by itself — setting up a DHS-only shutdown if we don’t get enough. That’s a place of maximum strength, if Ds have the courage.

this dude's energy is so fuckin undercover cop it's killing me but i'll probably vote for him because tommy tubbervile is a walking head injury afflicted with terminal racism

american conservatism is not the preservation of fire but the worship of ashes

well someone put some nuts in grandpa's oatmeal