how your email found me

is it too early?

We're jammin

Tom you fucking mentalist

kash patel spent 11 months investigating a single picture of some seashells

I couldn't look out of a nighttime window without thinking of this scene well into my 20s.

I didn't think about the SPLC being based in Montgomery, but that sure explains the grand jury.

no doubt I have

i dont think media outlets should run shit like this unless they include a count of the number of times your outlet ran fact checks on the points the voters in your piece were misinformed about

Anarchism’s principal target is the authoritarian State (capitalist or socialist); its principal moral-practical theme is cooperation (solidarity, mutual aid).

My theory that at heart what conservative men crave more than anything is a good spanking from Daddy continues to bear fruit.

"The legalization of mobile sports gambling in America was a policy mistake and that the evidence is now clear enough to say so."

"We're listening. Tell us what you want." /Suburban MSNBC types and everyone who shops for groceries baying for the blood of reactionary billionaires and social democratic policies, eyes turning completely black, a keening unfathomable in its savagery "I think I heard 'targeted tax cuts for cops?'"

yes (laudatory)

legit watch this once a week www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzf...

Is there any worse song in the world than whatever is on the radio before your phone's car mode kicks on?

In all fairness, who else should Trump think the attempted assassin's manifesto was referring to?

Well I just think if science was real, taking a bath would also clean the tub

$3.35 at a local am radio station. 50s, 60s, and 70s music. The music and dj were piped in via satellite, and I ran local commercials from the control room on old school three stack 8 tracks. I did this for maybe 2 years before the whole thing was digitized.

This reminds me that Grammarly not only provides an AI detection tool, but it also provides a tool to humanize language written by AI.

Who's this addressed to exactly?

My grandpa was a Vietnam vet and had POW MIA shirts and stuff. When I was a kid I thought the org was in memory of a single captured soldier named Pow Mia. Was like damn rip to that guy and his weird name.

This is my retirement plan.

jungle

Odb dgaf Insecure about my ding-dong, married to Babylon My queen lookin at me like a pawn

If you get it in people's heads that there are solutions that are easy, then you never get around to the substitute change that you really need.

Every fucking time

gerrymandering to dilute the voting power of right-wingers is good because their ideas are poisonous and evil. in this respect it is better than other uses of gerrymandering. thank you for attending my political science course

People: "You spent how much on your bikes?!" Me: "A fraction of what you lose to auto depreciation."

Hate is reality. Don't you know God hates?

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

When the waitress delivers my basket of wings.

Sploosh

It's too early to be up on a Saturday, much less caring about shit.

jungle

Local cops/city very quick to let everyone know they had nothing to do with it at all.

The window was right there. 😕

It's wild to have watched charismatic Christianity creep into Baptist and more mainline non-denominational spaces. That shit is weird.

Dang I had a banger cued up.

Before Jefferson and the founders argued for a theology free gov, the argument for separation of church and state was more that state business was too dirty and risked tainting the sanctity of the church.

There are things that by all accounts you should know culturally given your age and other factors, but Pavement is just a giant blind spot for me. I don't know that I've ever heard a song and knew it. And I worked in a mall next to a record store for most of the 90s.

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

My favorite thing about teaching at a community college is watching the weirdest, most unsociable dorks you've ever seen meet and become friends. I genuinely love my awkward, dork-ass students.

a lot of drum and bass sampled blade runner - might as well be its own subgenre - but this one is supreme

fighting people at the Starbucks for Stanley bottles and Bearista Cups is just what Americans do when they're in distress

jungle