Every so often I think about that woman who loves cats and her eHarmony video. She really loves cats and I hope she's doing well

Y'all it's just a week until the days start getting longer again!

People who are willing to forgive people "from a different time" are running defense for when they're judged for the bigotries they continue to hold today

I saw somebody with my deadname (like first and last name) in some YouTuber's patreon supporter list and it's not exactly a common name

nein nein ich bin nicht trans, warum würdest du das annehmen, nur weil ich eine Straßenbahnwagenweihnachtsbaumanhänger habe

I deserve everything

If I heard somebody saying bicepses instead of biceps, I'd presume they're talking about somebody sick with double sepsis

My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods

Gonna make you fuck me froggy style

'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition

hows it feel to watch my ass as i go up?

good evening to lovers of hucows 🐮💜

When are we getting the DrPepper% Donkey Kong 64 speedrun?

Steamboat Willie has been in the public domain for an entire year and still nobody has agreed to fund my Steamboat Knuckles project.

Berlin knows what's up

How much juice could a slurp juice slurp if a slurp juice could slurp juice

I am haunted by the sounds of my alarm clock, my meds app notification, and my phone's notification. I can be doing anything and my brain will summon the sounds into my ears

heading out to a party brb

i said good morning bsky! 🥰😘 tank top by @awkward.gay (many pride designs available) awkward.gay/collections/... 🌈🖤.

🚨 NEUE PETITION auf @campact.de : S*xarbeit stärken statt kriminalisieren – gegen staatliche patriarchale Körperkontrolle! CDU-Politikerinnen greifen erneut die Rechte von S*xarbeiterinnen an. Unter dem Vorwand von „Schutz“ drohen mehr Kontrolle, Verbote & Repression. 👉 femli.li/weact-sx 1/5

I found an old Nerf gun in a storage box so obviously …

ROCKSTAR UPDATE: Keir Starmer was just asked about the Rockstar firings in Parliament today where he described the situation as "deeply concerning" and promised it would be looked into by government ministers. Not that a Starmer promise is worth much, mind.

Waggin’ Wednesday

In Australia, duck penises corkscrew in the other direction.

Clowning around 🤡✨ Rope by @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social Photos by @lillias.bsky.social

THE MERCHANT

Ist der Endgegner von Deutsch lernen, kennen welche Verben haben sind, welche sein?

I know Tarentino is a cunt but why are we all talking about him recently? Did something happen?

*youth pastor voice* you know who else liked and subscribed

sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising

POV cute fairy bullies you into entering the Shadowfell Happy Monochrome Monday! It'll be fine...probably.

Egghog

so who do i know who has a special interest in trans history and wants £100 to write a review.

Feet and thighs and cunt

Wile E Coyote Ugly

In English when the waiter asks if the food is okay, we say "oh everything is wonderful thanks" In German we say "der Hunger treibts rein" and I think that's beautiful

Manchmal macht es im Deutschkurs Schwierigkeiten, wann wir neue Grammatik oder Wörter lernen, Beispiele ohne meine politike Meinung zu machen

I am brimming with holiday spirit

Want to help me get those...hard to reach places? ;3

I am one person, with a phone and free editing software. I put out a weekly Food Show, and at least one daily short, all better than this with no AI. 😐 My comments are always open to chat and any assistance people may need. youtu.be/Gp0yg7nry20

My quick guide to noun genders in German: die - words that I like der - words that I don't like (it's bc Akkusativ) das - words that feel lifeless and nothing burger die (again) - plural

Full Unicode Ouija Board

“I see, you see me, you see, what I see” on.soundcloud.com/9uzsVStyPOLU...

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: hanukkah is coming up fast, get your orders in now doodlybugstudio.etsy.com

Obligatory Luigi photo:

I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him

In English when the waiter asks if the food is okay, we say "oh everything is wonderful thanks" In German we say "der Hunger treibts rein" and I think that's beautiful

pssst tip your sex workers #bbw #chubby #milf #mombod #realnsfw #nsfw #alt