LaGuardia sounds like a virus your dog gets from eating a gyro off the street

hi if you use IG can you please follow the handbasket there so i can “diversify” “platforms” www.instagram.com/thehandbaske...

The great thing about Radiohead is how they're discovered every 4 years or so.

I was born in the right generation I love smoking nicotine out of a tiny computer and being afraid of love

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" Funny Girl With Big Naturals

This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together

The Rock With Big Naturals

This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game! This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers

I have hands for building altars, lips to pray to reckless gods I was made to be a devotee

Burlesque performer named Sideshow Boob.

I keep going back to this profound paragraph by Hannah Arendt.

The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

When I say funny things in my house only a few people laugh. Look, I love my family but this is not sustainable.

dly puts the fun in funnt

I have officially retired from making jokes about politics. only poopoopeepee from here on out.

any pastor who works for ice should be smited on the spot but the almighty is too busy making sure i don’t jack off

Iceland at Davos

Idris Elphaba

(me, fucking) ow

MARCUS SMART JUST GOT KICKED IN THE DICK 💀

WE WON RESKEET

honk if you ❤️ shitposters

pivoting rage bait to new game show: negging for likes

imagine doing something and then something else happens

also happy 80th birthday to the icon dolly parton

a lot of people are terrified at the prospect of computers reading their mind, me I'm just looking forward to a career of rotating apples in my mind for the new vaudeville circuit

guy jacking his penis inside a popcorn bucket at the movies slowly losing his boner because the movie is so bad and thinking how to word his letterboxd review

TWO GENIOUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN

everyone retweet me today hopefully i can get 100 new subs on both the 🌶️ sites and be less broke as a birthday gift

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2026 tax season jam coming soon

#Clippers #Harden #NBAsky

u can’t call me racist i have the martin luther king jr funko pop (limited edition)

eating frankenberry and watching my 600 lb life

let’s go, lakers!

The chicken place at the mall has a mascot that looks like he records front facing videos in his lifted truck where he yells about family court and Obama while trying not to cry

Will Psyduck pass his driving test??

Romy and Michelle will return in Avengers Doomsday.

or, y’know, deal

i’m sorry, but “no more kings” includes kings of leon. sorry.

gig economy

eating a tepid 6.5/10 italian sandwich at work. the sandwich is ok but i think a lot about being stuck here for the rest of my days sometimes which is less ok i think

Hulk and Neymar will return in Avengers Doomsday

as a cottage core whimsigoth, i find this all really crazy

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california blotto

So: happy... er, yes, well, happy this most holy of days to all who celebrate