damn girl are you a black friday sale bc what’s your deal

when i get a, “hi, acab rangoon” on Microsoft Teams ™️, you i know i hit em with that flehmen response

if someone ever tells me to “skill up” on AI i’m going to skill them with my bare hands

if someone ever tells me to “skill up” on AI i’m going to skill them with my bare hands

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

if you can’t handle me in my mac jones era, you don’t deserve me in my drake maye era 💅

wtf is a mee maw, bro

endless non-deveined shrimp 😋😋😋

yo, “big beautiful BILL”???? curious

yo, “big beautiful BILL”???? curious

whatevahappeneddere? WHATEVAHAPPENEDERE?!

hvd

do they have class stenographers or courtroom artists in school now since cell phones are banned? who is capturing fights, 67 memes, et al

enhance

😭😭😭😭😭

If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m

oh, do i have any plans this weekend, lisa? yeah white monster and plan b. quit the small talk and end this fucking zoom call

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

jfc google yes you can have my location i’m just trying to remember how to spell borgouisuee gd dude fuck

at this rate it’s gonna be non-stop nut november

wtf

i guess the real wmd was his heart all along 🦀

little spoonful of mayo for every git commit or email i send as a reward

time to put away the halloween decorations

oh you love daylight saving time? no amount of daylight can save us now grow up

oh you love daylight saving time? no amount of daylight can save us now grow up

dodgers gonna find a way to somehow blame the astros for their win fuck the dodgers and fuck kershaw especially

what’s the etsy page for the witches

what’s the etsy page for the witches

if this goes 18 innings jay has to give me bluesky and feed me waffles i don’t make the rules

parents don’t forget to check your kid’s candy this halloween. i found american airlines flight 11 in this reese’s

omg a second plane has hit our candy. american airlines flight 175 was in these mms

parents don’t forget to check your kid’s candy this halloween. i found american airlines flight 11 in this reese’s

Happy Halloween follow these people who aren’t total assholes go.bsky.app/VS6FZby

when you downvote a skeet the op dies irl

this should always be the case, but if you see someone stealing food after november 1st, no the absolute fuck you did not

m.youtube.com/shorts/qPTdI... me tn in tx and it’s finally not 90°: ya schmell dat? its fawkin audumn

ford f series stands for ford fuck series

ford f series stands for ford fuck series

can’t believe i stayed up for this fuck the dodgers