gang,,,

will stancil is just a tech bro in a poli sci graduate's clothes

i think people forget that not only does bsky have a lot of dna from twitter in terms of function, but it also has a lot of dna from the people in charge

I FOUND IT!!!

sperms that look like lil titties

To quote the bard, “It’s like poetry, they rhyme”

aaron rodericks is in the post-mangosteen era of the lowtax cycle right now

Lowtaxian behavior, frankly

homunculus is such a nice name for a head of trust & safety

oh well if aaron sees that post i'll see you guys soon

Yeah I noticed when this system permabanned me for making a joke about something Aaron here did while doing his job, cool and good system that understands contexts or jokes

it's also worth noting that the bluesky team is so sensitive to anyone not celebrating their existence that they seem to have forgotten about The Ultimate Moderation System, the block button

Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

i must've hit a line out lol

Then they came for the erotic Sonic the Hedgehog artists And I did not speak out Because I had already received my 15th strike for being trans and posting about Aaron Rodericks gooning at work.

It’s not that I don’t like you, I don’t like the concept of you

hey.. hello its me, your guy you know, cringe unc

every1’s a winner baby that’s the truth

PRANFREF CERTIFIED

Peak Oil but it’s Stress

brazinga??????

beer shits is a nice name for a baby boy

they haven’t bagged your boy yet, bless

FANFARE FOR A FANTASTIC FRIDAY

Arbon rdoericks can nuck my suts

Cybernetic Hog Masters of the Internet Superhighway

and bagmonkey got a fuckin permaban within 5 minutes of posting a joke about baron rubberdicks, smdh

STOP DOING CRUISES * HOTEL-CASINOS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MOBILE * YEARS OF CRUISES yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for going further from land than a PONTOON BOAT * Want to go to sea anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "JOINING THE NAVY"

InfoWars chief Tim Heidecker talks to UNHINGED caller “AJ”. Check out theonion.info for this and more urgent news.

an addendum

eyy, i’m persecutin ova here

giving my homies a boost by calling them "big hogged chief"

seeing a hot cop is the worst cause its like daaamn acab includes you too 😭 no exceptions

good morning, counting my blessings for another day of freedom to remind everyone that aar-(grunts followed by rustling noises and dead air)

Columbine Game: Super Columbine Massacre RPG! Dev: Danny Ledonne 🇺🇸 Release: April 20, 2005

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

(talking to my partner about meteorologists) those losers are just in it for the money… I’m in it for the love of the game

6 7 haha i hate myself

Aaron Rodericks? The Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety?

They should be in the same tier as the current administration imo

Guess again

he’s innocent i freakin swear

the funniest part is it was a reply to this post

Righteous Techbros ass mfer

absolute pissbaby shit

gettin snood dogg levels high

still cant believe meltdown may is hitting the mods AND the worst posters this early. maybe He does Love Us