not bagmonkey
@notbagmonkey.bsky.social
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Follow me for neat prizes Miners DNI 🫵🦾🖖
up in the club like "where my ookie cookie at!!!"
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creating a device that turns a prince albert piercing into a tazer
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deep throating a hot dog in front of the madison square garden fascist surveillance system
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this shit is unbelievably "i loved MTV Spring Break" coded branding, it's so fucking cringe and i will never try your food because i've gotta assume you're jacking off between orders
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oh yeah come try the SLUTTY SLIDER TRUCK... our burgers are SO SLUTTY that you could FUCK THEM... ygeah.... Slutty Sliders baby
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I’m gonna blow the referee’s whistle after 90 minutes
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Maia
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queer starmer
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taylor lorenz posted that shit about masks because everyone forgot who she was (yet) again
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great headline for the "why don't you fix YOUR country" crew
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deesa eesa de und baad unoppinionn fer duh tewlup lober ta pewst
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the word "suckle"
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roguelike? more like roguedislike
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more importantly, whats your criss angel number?
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more importantly, whats your criss angel number?
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9 days ago
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whats your angel number
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They took Skip to the park a few towns over and let him out, what the fuck. This is his HOME
10 days ago
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miss melty
10 days ago
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We are Charlie Slurrrrrrrp We fondle the balls
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Gay pornstar named Charlie Slurp
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You will never guess what this is in response to
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11 days ago
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Just create the photoshop shortcut no biggie professional need filled
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11 days ago
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i am guessing this is why noted transphobe Benjamin Ryan has blocked me again. So much for discourse
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12 days ago
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god damnit that benjamin ryan freak blocked me AGAIN
12 days ago
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when you're having an extremely normal sunday
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13 days ago
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Homeopathic milk water
13 days ago
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I’ve defeated fascism by yelling at people about sports and having fun. All you fools needed to do was get on my posting level
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NIN’s Starfucker but it’s Nut Huggers and it’s an advertisement for tight men’s underwear that makes your balls look huge
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mtsw
14 days ago
having high-attention-getting, well-attended events where people bid money to destroy trump shit would also build consensus in the public that trump sucked ass and everyone hated him
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Crab Man
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alright lets see how many edibles we can fit in this bad boy
15 days ago
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anyone wanna open a brick and minifigs franchise with me? i got some ideas
15 days ago
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the good doctor taught me that autists can also be doctors. thank you good doctor
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Matt
16 days ago
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shot in the dick, and your to blame
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thinkin about em... crispy.. cold.. delishous...
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16 days ago
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beers
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@kenklippenstein.bsky.social
you gotta pay attention to me dude, i'm using slurs and doing manscaping and flexing and making extremely questionable moral choices bro
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16 days ago
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i've shaved my balls and decided to become the world's first smoothballed politician
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they are releasing group chats while people are DYING in wars across the globe. insane, unbelievable
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inbox is still empty, i got almost a decade of meltdown juices pent up my friends
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16 days ago
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invite me to a group chat so i can be the first one to have a meltdown about it
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Funny part is
@benryanwriter.bsky.social
is already here on Bluesky but doesn’t post because we remind him he’s a little boot licker freak every time he tries to say anything
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yeah, i love MSM... Men Sucking Men !!!
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stopping by best buy to pick up some strange
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As a compromise for everything they’ve done, every non-British citizen gets to stab two (2) British citizens
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17 days ago
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i'm pretty sure british citizens stab british citizens all the time so what's the big deal when someone else does it?
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