up in the club like "where my ookie cookie at!!!"

creating a device that turns a prince albert piercing into a tazer

deep throating a hot dog in front of the madison square garden fascist surveillance system

this shit is unbelievably "i loved MTV Spring Break" coded branding, it's so fucking cringe and i will never try your food because i've gotta assume you're jacking off between orders

oh yeah come try the SLUTTY SLIDER TRUCK... our burgers are SO SLUTTY that you could FUCK THEM... ygeah.... Slutty Sliders baby

I’m gonna blow the referee’s whistle after 90 minutes

queer starmer

taylor lorenz posted that shit about masks because everyone forgot who she was (yet) again

great headline for the "why don't you fix YOUR country" crew

deesa eesa de und baad unoppinionn fer duh tewlup lober ta pewst

the word "suckle"

roguelike? more like roguedislike

more importantly, whats your criss angel number?

more importantly, whats your criss angel number?

whats your angel number

They took Skip to the park a few towns over and let him out, what the fuck. This is his HOME

We are Charlie Slurrrrrrrp We fondle the balls

Gay pornstar named Charlie Slurp

You will never guess what this is in response to

Just create the photoshop shortcut no biggie professional need filled

i am guessing this is why noted transphobe Benjamin Ryan has blocked me again. So much for discourse

god damnit that benjamin ryan freak blocked me AGAIN

when you're having an extremely normal sunday

Homeopathic milk water

I’ve defeated fascism by yelling at people about sports and having fun. All you fools needed to do was get on my posting level

NIN’s Starfucker but it’s Nut Huggers and it’s an advertisement for tight men’s underwear that makes your balls look huge

having high-attention-getting, well-attended events where people bid money to destroy trump shit would also build consensus in the public that trump sucked ass and everyone hated him

alright lets see how many edibles we can fit in this bad boy

anyone wanna open a brick and minifigs franchise with me? i got some ideas

the good doctor taught me that autists can also be doctors. thank you good doctor

No alt txt?

shot in the dick, and your to blame

thinkin about em... crispy.. cold.. delishous...

beers

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social you gotta pay attention to me dude, i'm using slurs and doing manscaping and flexing and making extremely questionable moral choices bro

i've shaved my balls and decided to become the world's first smoothballed politician

they are releasing group chats while people are DYING in wars across the globe. insane, unbelievable

inbox is still empty, i got almost a decade of meltdown juices pent up my friends

invite me to a group chat so i can be the first one to have a meltdown about it

Funny part is @benryanwriter.bsky.social is already here on Bluesky but doesn’t post because we remind him he’s a little boot licker freak every time he tries to say anything

yeah, i love MSM... Men Sucking Men !!!

stopping by best buy to pick up some strange

As a compromise for everything they’ve done, every non-British citizen gets to stab two (2) British citizens

i'm pretty sure british citizens stab british citizens all the time so what's the big deal when someone else does it?