This next one is called "Zero Fluffs Given."

Welcome to the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed. May your coffee be strong and your patience be long.

Why they no tell us about xylitol for our teeth? I would've been using it the whole same time and I wouldn't be in this mess. Broken teeth, cavities, receding gum lines, gingivitis, and rabies.

The veil was thin yesterday and I didn't even connect it to the moon when I had all those crazy dreams with all the dead people I've known.

Last nights Super Wolf Moon may not affect you in a physical or emotional but dreams. Whoa

Ugh where do these finger nails keep coming from!

There's a frequency battle going on.

learning to channel was what I was doing as a kid when mom or dad didn't have a remote for the tv

placebo deez nuts

Thats pretty badass!

#worf #reddwarf #suess #startrek #startrektng

wow, look how far Booker sent Eubanks!

Sometimes I wonder if I have a kid around 30 yrs old out there somewhere.

I now have approximately 13 YouTube channels.

The reason I don't share my YouTube channels with friends and family is because they will click away after the first minute and a half or 30 seconds and that alone will make your videos not visible to anyone elses feeds. Not that they get any views organically anyways though so whatever.

This is literally the first image on the "how to read a multimeter" wikihow page

Can someone explain the Somali Daycare Pizza Gate thing to me in one sentence or less? I don't read news online anymore because I don't believe anything I see on the internet.

the pain of a broken home makes you ollie super high

I had a tornado dream earlier during a nap. Been a long time since I had one of those. Used to have them all the time like right before some major life changes.

Are you 100% organic?

Been trying to work through these hemi sync gateway program videos. Shits wild cuz I don't remember anything so not sure if I fall asleep each time or what.

My kitty got her chewy delivered and had a nice bowl of warm kitty chicken and veggie soup. Now she's happy.

Plasma is the carrier of consciousness! Whoa

My kitties chewy order is out for delivery and that shit better get here soon cuz I'm tired of cleaning up cat yack. Poor kitty gets sick when she only eats dry food for too long. So hurry up and get here chewy!

[first date on beach in Oregon] So I heard you like long walks on the beach [weeks later on beach in California] Holy shit you weren’t kidding

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Important health tips, things I myself need to be better at keeping up with. We are fragile creatures and I feel this everyday.

One of the best things that happened to me in 2025 was that we got a permit to visit The Wave in Arizona. Here are some photos from last Friday; needless to say, photos do not do justice to this place

Now that Stranger Things is over I guess it's time to go back to the really real world.

new year's wish: more corn dogs

2026 may finally be the year I can get ass implants.

Hope the New Year fairy brought all of your wishes to life.

uploading carrots to horse internet

Keeping herself relaxed despite the fireworks by holding on to my hand. Christ, not sure it gets much cuter.

Was there any doubt that my favorite photo from Nov 2025 was going to be from the year’s biggest aurora storm? I chose this photo to share not only because it's a new one from that series to this channel but also the only one with my tiny little shadow at the bottom :) #yearinreview #northernlights

Sometimes people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt . . . Sometimes people deserve a slap upside the head.

Anyone wants to see my buttsholes?

Feeling emotional about Stranger Things being ten years long and only five seasons

hello good morning i have not gone to sleep yet due to fun reasons happy new year

If there were 13 months a year we'd be well into 1870 right now. Anyways, time is totally real. Merry Year Day or whatever.

the morning after

A message for you all to carry through the year

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