Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.

Vindaloo by Fat Les is a fucking great song, and an even better music video. Although, as I just remembered, it has that twat Walliams in it. Mercifully only for a couple of brief shots and then he's blurred in the background for the rest of it.

I've posted two cat pics recently, both of which went a bit viral and ended up with thousands of likes. Off the back of the first one, I got about 10 new followers. Off the second one, it's at about 220 so far and counting. This seems *really* odd to me, makes me wonder how much is bot activity.

The next day, the same person tried to return Adele's debut album, unaware that it wasn't just a disc full of soulful remixes of Paul Hardcastle's anti-war classic.

😔

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

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She really has no idea how cute she is when she sticks her paw out like this.

TikTok can *fuck off*.

This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)

Cripes, didn’t expect to wake up to find that this had done numbers.

I can’t decide whether this or @jemjabella.com’s “I take you as my awful wedded husband” is worse 🤣

Sleepy girl.

I was hoping to buy the kids a failed sheepdog for Christmas, but they're hard to come by.

Richard Griffiths in a coracle has always been *my* favourite shape.

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Why haven’t they made a special episode of Who Do You Think You Are featuring a now-aged pop group from the late 90s, called Retracing Steps?

Given the success of the original, I was always surprised that they didn't give more budget to the team behind Ghostbusters 2.

I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up

I’ve already had my annual rewatch of A Few Good Men, but I think tonight deserves a second one in honour of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle. What a shitty piece of news to end the year on.

Rob Reiner, who gave so much joy to so many - who, in the words of Cary Elwes, had "a laugh you could hear in Detroit." Who was according to Mandy Patinkin an "actor's director... who made you feel like whatever you thought of was a wonderful idea." Generous, joyful, loving, creating. Always.

SKIP THE ADS www.monkeon.co.uk/skip-the-ads/ My best time: 0.096s

Absolutely banging three-meat roast at The Pound Inn in Leebotwood. But I've never seen a 'woodburner' in a pub that is just a TV/monitor with a log fire video clip on loop 😂

Sometimes I bloody love living in Shropshire!

Seeing Alien on the big screen for the first time, in 2003 with the release of the Director’s Cut. Unfortunately the cinema walls were painted white (!) so any sense of claustrophobia was destroyed by all of the flashing lights on-screen illuminating the whole auditorium.

When the first teaser came out a few months back, I thought “surely it’ll get proper dark by the end of the movie” Apparently not. What the fuck.

Fackham Hall is much better than I expected. The trailers made it look like it would be awful, but I decided to watch it last night on a whim. Some wonderful visual gags, some great spoken gags (particularly around the butler Cyril and the Davenports' pet name for him), it was just a good time.

Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition

Oooh, Chrome have finally added a 'split tab' feature. That'll come in handy.

And then F1exican came along and chopped them up.

Assisted at a colour belt grading today. Checkout operator at Morrisons saw me in my suit, wearing my ITF tie and lapel pin, and started telling me how it took her back to when she got her black belt in the early 80s, training in Glasgow under First Grandmaster Rhee Ki Ha. Such a small world!

Why the fuck is MBS so bloody interested in Lando’s hair?! Is it a power move?!

Of course all the ads at the cinema are shop’s Christmas ads with mournful sounding covers of popular songs. Hnnnnnnnngh.

Was considering sticking another 64GB of RAM in my main PC. It was only £139 for the 64GB I already have in there, how expensive can it be?

Some more Union flags have appeared on lampposts a short distance from home. Every single one of them has been hung upside down. Quality patriotism, lads. Perfect, no notes.

"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."

Technically, the first ever computer I *used* was my brother's Speccy 48K squidgeboard, and that got me hooked. That was eventually upgraded to a 128K toastrack, but the first one that was *mine* was a +2A. The built-in tape deck (datacorder) felt like something out of the space age 😆

This is a wonderful time of the day to be having a massive coughing fit. Didn’t need that extra sleep at all, no sirree.

It's 106 miles to Fossanova, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of communion wafers, it's dark and I'm wearing a cassock... HIT IT!

What a weird headline.

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"there's a new serif in town"

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Police are appeeling for witnesses.

If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.