still my absolute fave is this in a bird hide in Cumbria

well christ what an unbelievably depressing day. anybody care to reassure me about how it's all going to work out just fine? happy for you to lie to me desperate, in fact

(Alt #2: weave a big basket, tie lots of balloons to it, make some sandwiches, get into the basket, cut through the tethering rope, ascend, drift, watch it all become small beneath your feet as you dangle them over the edge, eat a sandwich, it's a beautiful day, at last you're free)

well Miriam, I suppose deep down you always knew we'd find you eventually

My ten fave sitcoms: Not Like That, Exploding Andrew! The Clinic Stu vs. Stu I Married a Hen The Doggers Help I’m a Liquid No Further Questions M’Lud Graham Cubed The Gravy Men Whatever Happened to the Gravy Men?

Good lord

accurate

reposting due to feral rioting ducks content

I am giving you fair warning here that there are two close-up pictures of a spider in this thread. I'm not posting them straight away because I sense I have some non-fans of spiders amongst my mutuals.

I was explaining to my dad once that some dwarves could become ‘frenzied’ and he became hysterical with laughter

Outstanding content 153/10

where are we mraouw, where are we, mraouw?

ahahahahahahaha

Sorry guys but it's all over for you, this is the best account I've ever followed

this thread escalates fast and in ways you won't predict

just as an fyi I am so tragic about the extent to which I know this script, I know exactly which bit this is

listen to this. go on, your passengers won't mind. maybe pull the bus over and put it on speaker, they all might like it www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLUM...

william says, shake off your fear it's all less frightening than it might appeare

will any of us ever be this cool? No

new dubious icecream guy just dropped 🥶 💙

wait are they not the same thing

I canardly tell you how much I like this

can't even find anything to say, will let the image speak for itself

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I get this a lot* *never

have immediately hallucinated in its entirety something about fifteen minutes long that you'd hear on Night Tracks, with "there were people near the pig that seemed to belong to it" whispered repeatedly, probably in the voice of Paddy McAloon, over a very slow quiet hooting synthy kind of sound

a train driver writes in

quickly, there's no time to explain get in the mouseboat

perfect short story, 157,000/10

autumn moonlight falls upon the mouse spoon, hanging on factory wall

extremely clangers-coded, would still eat this soup tbqhwy

I remember being one of what was it, a million? 1.5?, who marched in 2003, so there's no need to worry about a much tinier crowd than THAT being listened to on important mattohwait wait waaaait...what's that sound?

This instafeedback about what's just happened on stage at the RAH is like pissing on a camp fire, jfc stfu and let me percolate on it would you, I don't need to be told what just happened and how to feel, I was there? gaaaarrrghh

me: gardener's world will save me UM: I'm going to take these and put them somewhere dark for a couple of months me: oh JESUS GOD yes thank you uncle monty where do I sign

one of those inponderable questions

I'm sorry but why did the R4 six o'clock news just lead with THAT, why, WHY? Am I losing my MIND

what could possibly go wrong

this is like all the offerings I have ever burned to the procrastination gods have been heard at once. I can read about this now for hours. teeth and eyes, TEETH AND EYES! that's what we got told at the am dram rehearsals. who knew it was so real

ahahaha this is fabulous we so deserve to go out like this, so so deserve it

oh no this is absolutely sending me

well that's certainly one way of putting it

really though, colour combinations like this completely incapacitate me

OK that was spectacular. Money Poppins/Exploit Me in St Louis/White Diamonds Christmas/ That Obscure Object of Desire (WEALTH)

appallingly, before right now, I've never seen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

actually do you know what, when we've finally torn each other and everything in the immediate vicinity into little ragged pieces, and the dust's settling, somewhere a ripple of a shadow of a whisper of a sigh might just still be journeying on. we were quite pretty, at times, weren't we

oh get AWAY, nobody can sound like this

oh gosh. www.reddit.com/r/classicalm...

wonderfully bouncy

laughing about this for some reason with just a kind of simple joy. like a stream chuckling over stones. it's a WHAT A FUCKING RECORD thread really. always replay the greatest hits. never stop