introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild -Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos -Gray Seal (probably a selkie) -12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself -Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing

Name a film with a Turkey: Midnight Express

Tachyon is awesome

St Paul PD tired of Minneapolis PD getting all the media attention.

Shades of the mom on Derry Girls saying “Why weren’t you writin’ with your soul?”

I don’t even care that much if you pirate books. Just don’t pretend it’s not stealing.

Tell me you’ve never heard of libraries without telling me you’ve never heard of libraries.

Finally, one of Grok’s responses hits the truth.

You could be someone's light in the darkness. An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.

“I’m ICE, boys.” “Tell that to the other guys in lockup. See how that goes for you.”

This is how you do it 🎶 Also, Jay Baruchel throws a better punch than I thought.

A show you've watched beginning to end more than once.

He penised testicly down the shooting range

I can’t believe I have to say this: Marge Taylor Green still sucks. She’s a less telegenic Megyn Kelly. She’s getting death threats from the exact same people she sicced on others. If she gets knocked off by some right wing whacko I will feel just as bad as when Kirk reaped that same whirlwind.

If Bill Clinton sits on a couch, who asks him to stand first, Trump or Vance?

Apparently, Ben doesn’t know you can delete your posts.

Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.

As someone in the comments said, this is the moderate option. The absolute minimum that needs to happen.

You know I'm normally not this type of guy but I do think it would be well within the rights of a Dem House Majority investigating Trump-Epstein to haul the NYT editorial team in front of Congress and ask them why Epstein promising them all the dirt on Trump with evidence wasn't newsworthy

I like the idea of changing the Dem party from within. And from a lot of the Tuesday results, it looks promising. But then I live in a city that re-elected Jacob “the human embodiment of a tub of mayonnaise” Frey for a third term.

An exercise in visualizing the future you desire.

To be clear, what I'm saying here is that you can't make Schumer not-Schumer by shaming him. That doesn't mean you shouldn't shame him recreationally, as a team-building exercise, or pour encourager les autres.

If you can’t trust them with the doorknobs, why would you trust them with your heart?

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

This right here. Kind of hard to vote your way out of this when the people you vote for don’t help.

#BoycottSpotify #BoycottsWork!

Good.

When I was 9 I wrote that I wanted to be a paleontologist or a musichan (sic). The joy I feel when I see stuff like this makes me think I’m still holding out for that first option.

And in his last moment I hope he realized he built nothing of worth. That Trump and his ilk are his legacy, and he had a great hand in making the world less safe for his family. I hope his last moment was one of pain and despair.

I suffuse with the glow of democracy.

#WriterSupport #WritingCommunity #WritingGoals #BookEditorJourney #indieauthor

Reading Rainbow x Blue's Clues #timelinecleanse #levarburton #steveburns

AI can’t do math. Not hard math. Not string theory, quantum mechanics, universe bending math. But math my Amiga HD could do in 1987.

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Everything sucks. Maybe try reading some fantasy. This fantasy series has: *Old heroes *Old, fat heroes *Old, fat, dad heroes with kids who don't listen and most importantly... *Murder cats 🗡️🐱 If you relate to any of these (especially the murder cats) you should read it. amzn.to/3bHpXCT

Just discovered I am on a block list called Bots, Russians, Cops, Feds and I am very confused.

This is not a minor issue: it’s a serious threat to democracy. We’re rapidly transitioning into a world where, as long as you support the president, you can be above the law; if you’re in the opposition, you have a target on your back. Opposition can’t survive under these conditions.

Here are the Govt BS accounts to report and then block. bsky.app/profile/eva....

But I heard we just called everything we didn’t like Naziism? That Republicans weren’t actually Nazis. What a coincidence.

Had mixed flock of birds in my backyard today. White-throated sparrows, juncos, yellow-rumped warbler, brown creeper. I suspect they’re migrating through.

If you ever once believed the administration actually cared about antisemitism, please closely observe their reaction to the young republicans “I love Hitler” group chat.

Truly the best news I’ve heard in a while.

It’s been fun being attacked for years for saying bigotry motivates these people more than low taxes and small government

But remember, we must have polite discourse with these motherfuckers.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

Ashley doing the Lord’s work and finding the worst take of the day.

Hello, it is me, Technology Broseph. I will now dictate what the future of humanity looks like. My qualifications are that I once tripped balls with a billionaire who then funded my abstract eternal life research venture Anyway, first thing we gotta do is install cameras in everyone's assholes

Publishers Weekly likes my book! www.publishersweekly.com/9781478868170

Um...wut?

The future continues to be much weirder than I ever expected. bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...