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Jokes on them. I have definitely walked into a room chalantly.

Yup.

Donald Trump: a golden, wrinkled Saddam Hussein.

Oh no now it’s loud hit me pretty hard.

the only goal needs to be a Republican free America

just unbelievably spitting mad at this garbage fuck these people, rewrite all the rules and lock every one of these white supremacist assholes out of power forever

Entry #1530203 in my “Republicans are inveterate cowards” file.

They also killed people and blew shit up. Sometimes violence works. You can argue the morality, but its efficacy is proven.

That's right, it's MY COVERRRR! LOOK at how pretty! ADMIRE the deep bluey green color, an ornament to all shelves! MARVEL at how Matt Curtius managed to evoke my story, which does in fact include a lot of music and also harpies! PREORDER today! or, you know, a different day soon!

I choose both.

This administration is basically a bunch of serial killers.

Thelma & Louise & The Mandalorian & Grogu

Slightly diminish a book How to Win Acquaintances and Influence Primates

Slightly diminish a book Oliver Pivot

Slightly diminish a book Catch 21

ICE hasn't stopped in Minnesota, neither have MN50501's volunteer observers at MSP. Yesterday 27 shackled detainees were loaded onto the ICE Air flight in Minneapolis. We're on track to have our 100th ICE flight of the year by the end of the month.

Markwayne, Miller, and Homan want to do things “quietly.” But their mandate remains the same. Our neighbors are still being terrorized, detention continues to be dangerous, and fascists will keep profiting from our pain.

W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

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File under “My Jacob Frey Is a Bad Person button is getting a lot of questions answered by my Jacob Frey Is a Bad Person button.”

This was an amazing conversation! Check it out!

So it is written. So it shall be.

Twin Cities authors @jrdawson.bsky.social, @naomikritzer.bsky.social, @marissalingen.bsky.social, and @lydamorehouse.bsky.social join us to talk about how Operaton Metro Surge and beyond has affected their lives, their activism and their writing www.patreon.com/posts/minnes...

Zero journalists were shot at tonight. Oh wait, I’m being told the shooter didn’t get into the ballroom. In that case, there might have been some actual journalists in danger.

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Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

Pure fucking gold

Since I'm shit at self-promotion, or really anything that involves executive functioning, I don't remember if I told anyone when this story came out. It's a short little scary piece I wrote in my office late one winter night — then waited till dawn to take the walk down the hall to my bedroom.

Sometymes evil doth seeme so powerful that the heart groweth sick. But ther ys comfort yn the fact that evil ys an aberration. Our default settinge ys lovinge each othir and lookinge out and takinge care. We smyle at children. We give somebodye bus fare. We share advyce. Kyndenesse ys braverye.

I've decided to only measure political problems in "Luigis." As in, "How many Luigis to fix this?"

I, a practicing Witch for 30 years, will confidently back you up on this.

I can say, with some measure of certainty, that I, a Jewish atheist whose entire religious upbringing involved being in a Quaker meeting for about 8 minutes when I was 9, have a better understanding of Catholicism than Couchfucker Vance. Was that careful enough?

THROUGH DARKEST EUROPE is an alt hist set about now in a universe where Islam developed science, technology, and representative government while Western Europe got stuck in, well, piety. It's also a sort of meditation on terrorism. www.amazon.com/Through-Dark...

I hope this has a happy ending!

If it passes the senate we are going to need to drive up north and put sand in any construction vehicles. Make it too expensive to do anything.

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

Brilliant! Someone should slip this idea to some techbros so they can "invent" it.

Context? We don't need no stinking context!

I present to you, the greatest grocery list of all time: (With @lollardfish.bsky.social and @buttonlass.bsky.social at the cabin)

How come it’s always ennui? Why can’t it be enn-them once in awhile?

Where is our Jamie Lannister for this mad king?

Praise for my picture book! "Beneath the rock-and-roll surface of this familial picture book portrait lies something deeper: an empathic exploration of how family members can move to their own rhythms and still thrive together." — Publishers Weekly www.publishersweekly.com/9781478868170

Yep. In a nutshell.

It's honestly kind of mind-blowing that this is the first time in over fifty years that anybody has been able to take a picture like this. Images of the earth are completely familiar to us, but a human hasn't pointed a camera at the whole planet for half a century.

I’m going to tell my kids this the original Matrix movie.