Our president is the bad guy in an 80s action film.

Trump is going to invent a reason if he’s not given one imo. Bullies hate a fight so we should give them one.

Keep your chin tucked in. They’re killing people out there.

For ease of navigation and sharing, I have turned my little list into a website: standwithminnesota.org

All the right wingers cosplaying Vikings gonna be real surprised when Trump rounds them up and puts them in Danish-American camps during the war on Denmark.

Goddamn it. Looks like a great article with facts and figures and… it’s on substack. You can’t use the one ring for good.

Our dear friend Anne died on Christmas of ovarian cancer, leaving her wife Valerie and their son Bobby. This family matters so much to me. They got to know us after Bobby was diagnosed with Down syndrome before he was born, and our families remain close. Help if you can. Just a repost helps.

It's worth reminding each other every couple days that every delay you create, every horrible opportunity you deter means someone gets home to their family, might even mean someones actual life is saved. All of it is worth it.

we don't need any of this shit. I was a grown adult before they even had ICE. reduce the office to like 5 guys who stop weird oranges from coming over the border and fucking up our orange trees and throw the rest of them in jail

Has anyone checked on @lollardfish.bsky.social and @erinbiba.bsky.social?

We need a huge cross-section of society, engaging in diverse tactics- not just protest, but strikes, slowdowns, leaks, refusals, gumming up the works, ridiculous art, coordinated disruption, a whole range of things to make it impossible for those who intend evil and do harm to execute their plans.

Seems a ridiculous complaint given everything else going on, but I'm pissed off I gotta watch this game on Amazon where I can't pause it. The greatest advance in TV was being able to pause live TV. Now, not only do we have to pay to watch commercials and we get a lesser experience.

I think we should take our parasocial relationship to the next level.

Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat

For those fooled by Frey’s recent tough talk, here’s him and the police chief threatening to arrest protesters.

Example #6,546 of why @amyklobuchar.com sucks.

Taking the family on our annual pilgrimage to blowjob Jesus.

Gonna call every official I can think of with three asks: 1. Name the murderer. 2. Charge the murderer. 3. Arrest the murderer. Surely we can get this done if we all work together. Let's do it today!

@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social Was your "get the fuck out" a Road to Damascus moment or your usual bullshit? Get your cops under control.

Remember this tweet if you're ever thinking of apologizing for anything you said about the right.

Tim Walz mobilizing the MN national guard to protect his own citizens from ICE’s gun-slinging, masked vigilantes is the correct use of those forces. I hope the MN attorney general expeditiously secures a murder indictment against that ICE agent, because he cannot be allowed to walk freely.

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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

Not too long and someone is going to Northfield these motherfuckers. And it will be well deserved. A lot of lawless gangs’ last trip was to MN.

My queer kid with the Masters in Creative Writing texting me while off to the grocery store with their mother and aunt: "they’re talking about car payments and real estate. there’s been no discussion of board games horror movies or gay comic books. I can’t function in his environment."

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Murderers.

Should note: this is a free read on the BWG Roundtable web site.

In case you think the only way out of all this depressing news is through, here's a new depressing story by me! "Old Man, With Axe" bwgwritersroundtable.com/old-man-with...

My sister saying she was a cheerleader in high school: "I used to stand on a pyramid made of girls and jump off it."

Tried to catch a falling ceramic with my bare foot (I played a lot of soccer). Vase shattered on my foot and sliced a vein open. Almost died.

Just watched Bugonia. Fucking loved it. I have now loved 3 out of the 4 Yorgos movies I've seen. The Lobster is probably my absolute favorite.

Congratulations to the soldiers and parents of soldiers who voted for this. Have fun with all the dying.

My story's up at the Bethlehem Writers Roundtable! "Old Man, with Axe." bwgwritersroundtable.com/old-man-with...

Okay, might as well get this started. It's January 1, which means, as I'm sure you all know, that there's a whole new bunch of characters who have entered the public domain. This time around, it's characters created in 1930. The following is a list of pulp & pulpy characters now in the p.d. 1/

If ever there was a time for an orca uprising...

full cost breakdown: $0.25 - Charlemagne, who built the empire with murder $0.25 - Louis the Pious, the indecisive son $1.00 - the grandsons who butchered each other afterwards $0.49 - Nithard, Dhuoda, and Angelbert who wrote the histories and suffered $0.00 - Bernard of Septimania, fuck that guy

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For my new “moderate ex-Republican” follower. Trump is your fault. You stupid motherfuckers gave us Reagan. You can draw a straight line from Reagan to Trump. I don’t care how much you call yourself a defender of democracy now, until you admit that you were wrong the whole time, you can fuck off.

This will forever be my favorite way to explain why I don’t get competitive as an artist.

This is an absolute no-lose situation for California. The fuckers don’t pay any taxes, so if they leave nothing changes. If they stay, Cali gets an infusion of tax money.

if you told me years ago that the gem of derangement would lead me to being a homeless, deranged goblin, i would not have believed you and hissed at you because you wanted my gem.

make a Bond movie casual Live and Let Live

Not entirely sure the Netflix commentators have ever seen a football game before.

Anti-gay Trump schill Snoop on the halftime show. Fucking prick.

Someone put up a list of best movies that I disagreed with. I didn’t comment on it. I’m thinking last minute addition to Santa’s Nice List. 👍

Every Republican is a pedo. Until we find one who isn’t, this is my hill.

“You’re pretty good. You should think about doing this for real.” — rando at a gig. A paying gig. A regular, paying gig, like the other regular paying gigs I did 4-5 nights a week for a living.