lmao

oh shit where will the trump administration find another smug prick who doesn't know what he's doing

John Siracusa said you’re stealing his bit. www.theincomparable.com/robot/

Thirty years ago I was teaching classes to academics on how to assemble web pages and that included selecting and using images. There was one person who I just could not get to grasp that something couldn’t be taken and reused freely simply because someone else had made it viewable on the internet.

They don’t like it

If you were to show up at an airport in a tactical vest that said ICE on it and a temporary Punisher tattoo you get from a gumball machine you could do some real bad shit right now. Granted you'd have to cosplay as a guy with a lobotomy who can't do a pushup.

This is a superb read if you’d like to laugh before you start crying till you throw up. Otherwise just go straight to crying till you throw up.

can it be closed down sooner

That’s a baby sleestack you’re not fooling me

“You reach down and flip the delivery robot over. It can’t right itself and simply spins its wheels. You’re not helping. Why is that, Leon?” “‘Cause fuck that robo trash shit junkin up our streets, he doesn’t even know where the fuck he’s goin, bro!”

The title of that show sounds incredibly ominous now.

If you ever need evidence when some clown tells you it’s no biggie to produce proof of citizenship: I can’t find my birth certificate so I needed to order a copy. Florida’s only approved online vendor charges their own $7 fee on top of what FL charges and the only shipping option is $17.50.

Ok this is ridiculously adorable and a needed palate cleanser

This venture have a name yet or is it TBD? Hope they get more than 18 months of runway!

Admittedly it’s been over twenty-five years since I moved away from Miami but… did Cuba move?

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

Ah yes, that notoriously 20th century quote, “the unexamined life is not worth living,” Plato.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

You know the rule

I’d like to wish a very happy ides of march celebration to all of Trump’s cabinet

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

I realize that a hateful son of a bitch makes it tempting to assume malice but the smart money continues to be on incompetence.

Between this and the drug prices I’m starting to think Trump doesn’t understand percentages.

They made a movie about going out in the car with your buddies to sniff wireless access points? Seems short on plot.

Nobody tell these doofuses that violent crime is at a 60 year low

Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.

A less corrupt organization would respond to this by relocating

Kennedy really thinks he comes across better here

Yeah, think I’ve changed my mind about taking the kids to see CHOMPERS tomorrow

I will die on this hill: blocking is a gift for both blocker and blockee. Blocker gets to avoid unnecessary unpleasant encounters, blockee gets the freedom from the thing that makes them so angry they lose their manners, even when they can’t muster the self-restraint by themselves.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Keating would improve his look here if he would just ask the question and shut the fuck up rather than asking the same question three times in a row, rambling and pausing just enough it’s not clear when he’s done talking.

I really had thought I was done thinking less of Billy Corgan

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

Woooooah woah woah there, you’re saying that as a senator if you’re being stonewalled you will… do things to slow down nominations? You’ll escalate that to denying quorum and markup in the committees you sit on? Wow too bad this isn’t something Dem senators could do- wait what’s that? Oh.

My days of not taking the WaPo editorial board seriously are definitely coming to a middle. Is there a dumber statement someone could make after twenty-five years of “libtard?”

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

I’m glad these people exist, but if the feeling of pride will give someone inspiration to do the right thing then I am perfectly okay with that.

If you were at work today and you got a phone call from your wife that France just blew up your kid's school, your lifelong opinion of France is probably not going to be anything other than "Death to France"

How you be born yesterday and have grey hair?

It’s very surprising to find myself in this position, after having been a software developer for over thirty years, and discover that I actually didn’t hate Oracle ENOUGH.

I could play it back to listen in on the whole conversation but I could also punch myself in the head with a sampling drill and I was not going to do that, either.

It's been reported that Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant has died. Well, smeg. :( www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

If you can’t say “that’s not true” it’s not a denial. It’s not even a “if that’s true it’s a mistake and I regret it.” Also a pretty limp attack, even if it vaguely manages the RVO of implying malice on the staffers. Gotta swing harder than this if you wanna be on the Trump train, pal.