HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

Well shit I hadn’t thought about that douchecanoe in months. Time to reset the sign.

Hey Virginia peeps, Michael reached out to me for a conversation (he’s running for office there) and I think he’s worth taking a look at - he’s running against a 75 year old incumbent Dem and wants to shake things up. Here’s some info if you’re so inclined. www.duffin4va.com

ONE YEAR? So you’ll let them set it up to not blow up till after the midterms? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

If your presence at the station was actually mandatory they wouldn’t be giving you a choice or letting you do it on your own schedule.

A fine is a price

@evanbernick.bsky.social I snorted audibly at “and there existed no clearly established right not to be shot in the head by an off-duty police officer.” Well done.

Roberts Rules, and don’t you forget it

I’d trade a body part of your choosing (so long as I have a hot spare; keeping this cold black heart) for actual democrats who are 1/100th as mercenary and effective as the ones the republicans describe in their boogeyman speeches.

Nice!

I assume the fascination with yglesias is that he’s popular, and thereby influential, because jesus tapdancing christ is he boring

You want to laugh but this is how stupid and selfish the scott adamses of the world are

every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets

There has never been a more urgent need to have a society internalize the sentiment “The cemeteries are full of irreplaceable men.”

They literally ruin everything they touch

I don’t know if this show is any good but I’m sure it’s colorful with good blocking.

MAMDAMI SAYS HES GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN NYC BUT HAS HE EVER RENOUNCED REFERRING TO A MINERAL, SALT, AS A “#1 SPICE?”

A+++++ headline writing here.

Sadly still relevant. But look at dat widdle baby Jello!

Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”

Dems: Here’s a course of action we should take. Repubs: We agree this is what you should do and are comfortable saying so publicly. Dems: I see no way this could go wrong.

If you’re a grown-ass man who is such a whining baby about periods: no you’re not.

I want to make a significant whitespace joke here but I’ll just say hell yeah to the PSF. It’s sad that a software foundation has so much more backbone and integrity than dem pols and leadership. THIS is the way to win.

I fully support the right of all these people to lose hope and just go lay down in a ditch… provided they don’t take their phone with them.

Wasn’t much to look at.

The East Wing Colonnade in 2023 during my visit the White House. It's now gone, demolished for a pay-to-play vanity project by the most disgusting, corrupt American to ever walk the earth.

For a second I thought this had to be @adamtots.bsky.social but the bulge would be way bigger.

I guess I’m not that bright because I’m gonna need someone to explain to me the problem with thinking “being a nazi is worse than taking casino or AIPAC money.” Not like I love the last two, but I’m pretty comfortable with casino > AIPAC >>>>>>> Nazi as a ranking strategy.

Like the charity he used for noble purposes like paying for his kid’s Scouts membership.

Who knew the Barnes dance had actual dancing?

Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

Morrison’s past interviews are such that when I noticed the use of “they” rather than “he” I opened Wikipedia to find out when that change occurred… and I was 50-50 on whether it would be because of enby or because they had declared themselves to be a plural being.

Congress shouldn't immobilize itself to protect pedophiles

“Let’s talk about things that are really serious” is quite the quote to provide about one of your colleagues assaulting his girlfriend.

Honestly this would be sort of a refreshing change from all of them where it’s an age inappropriate girl

Imagine caring about Kaepernick in the year of our lord 2025

Wild. So long and thanks for all the tunes, Doc.

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook. MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops! ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors) Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion

so at this point it seems like *nothing* the feds said was true? it's a legitimate miracle that this woman is still alive.

They can’t even work up the courage to say they’re disappointed. Amazing.

Early in the year there was a lot of hand-wringing about this administration meddling in civil service jobs and putting in partisans and how hard it will be to root them out in the future if a better time comes. A cursory search indicates there’s no statute of limitations on Hatch Act violations…

Emergency Command Hologram is just Vibe Captaining

This is without a doubt off the hook and unrestrained, but I am a little squishy on “now” as if it was ever applied even-handedly. Now it’s just nakedly partisan in its inconsistency.