It would be worth the jail time to run into this crowd in the metro such that I could soak them in bear spray.

Free beer tomorrow!

All the piles of corpses littering our world's ongoing genocides and war zones are touched by how we all come together and celebrate the World Cup. Gooooooooooooooo! fuck yourselves Thanks for eating Arbys

May the spirit of President William Harrison guide you in this matter, Mr President.

I had breakfast in a restaurant that had Fox News on. What is their obsession with Caitlin Clark? I know they DGAF about women’s sports so what’s with this? I’d assume race baiting but I thought the WNBA had a fair number of white players.

Evergreen

The party is the people in it. You don’t get to decide as an individual, or even as an administrator, what that is. It’s real democracy, whether you like the result of that or not.

Only 6? Pfft obvs fake.

🌈 Day 19 🌈 Happy #Juneteenth!

Dunno, i think it sounds exactly like an unconditional surrender.

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

When this bot reports anything other than zero transits through the Strait of Hormuz, then I’ll believe it’s possible that Iran has accepted the US’s terms of surrender.

I’m skeptical he keeps his mouth shut enough between now and Friday for it to even take effect.

Even if it didn’t (it totally does), having billions proves you’re motivated to acquire MORE wealth because nobody who wasn’t intrinsically motivated by the number and/or power of having billions would do it - it so far exceeds what a person can use there’s no reason to continue to amass it.

It's all of a piece. Our entire culture, politics, and and economy driven by aging white guys saying "But ... why aren't I happy? I was supposed to be happy."

The web should be accessible to people with poor internet connections & assistive technologies. As a UX designer, I will absolutely die on this hill.

Holy cow! This may be the weather photo of the year. Double rainbow, orange sky over Nationals Park Friday evening. Absolutely amazing capture by Alex Warofka.

DC has no vote in Congress and no U.S. Senators, and now the President is threatening DC’s local election results. This isn’t hypothetical, it’s happening right now. DC needs statehood to be free from threats and interference once and for all. Repost to help spread the word. #DCStatehood #LetDCVote

How Do Dinosaurs Leave the World a Better Place Than They Found It. RIP.

I think this is less an aim to balance than an indication that they are an institution that believes institutions deserve a certain amount of deference in interaction and they view any belligerence or efforts at disruptive behavior - like taking to the streets, blocking traffic - as violent.

It’s Jadzia now, thanks.

This one hurts. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/05/a...

This is slanderous. Of General Sherman.

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

A high school math teacher who marked my answer on a first-day assessment quiz wrong because I wrote my zeros (the answer) with a slash through them. Why is this wrong I asked? That’s an empty set symbol, the answer is zero.

As beautiful as the string of cancellations was, his reaction was actually more sour and pissy than I could have hoped for. It is in fact absolute cinema

“Why will she fuck all those guys but not meeeeeee?”

Turns out one of my biggest pet peeves is grown adults who insist they are actually tiny babies who can’t be expected to understand how rules work or follow them

So he did the brief and fun part and then someone else did all the actual work of creation?

What monastary would have him?

I’d be delighted to look 1% as adorable as that in anything so … thanks, I guess.

Glad they hung on till David Lynch passed. #HeinekenFuckThatShit

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

I'm worried China might kidnap all these people and demand that, unless America pays a trillion dollar ransom, they'll send them all back to us.

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

Diana from California is my president.

The victim blaming is out of control

There is real rising antisemitism in the US right now, including on the left, as even left-wing Jews will tell you. Meanwhile, this editorial spends most of its time complaining about Democrats voting to block weapon sales to Israel, which is not antisemitism. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/10/o...

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They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

Rules is rules

This would have all been a lot easier if I wasn’t so worried about the stupid humans.

There’s nothing CEOs hate more than screwing over their workers to boost profits.

there's a little more variance than this, but the two kinds of republican house candidates, broadly speaking, are "people who own multiple mcdonald's," and "people who are banned from multiple mcdonald's"