This is yet another disaster looming on the horizon

Bethany Mandel. Are you for real right now. (Not her, i know her nasty ass is for real but come the fuck on.)

a veritable cavalcade of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

Okay, this selfie might've been worth it

if he did run all the oppo is already out there lol, there is nothing left

Have I told the urn of honey and the fetus story? I should tell the urn of honey and the fetus story. Having a degree concentration in archaeology yielded some nasty anecdotes. (My professor licked a coprolite at a dig in Mammoth Cave and I actually gagged.)

Ebola, deadly parasites in livestock, Middle Eastern quagmires--I've seen this film before.

Bless Hmong delis for keeping things cheap AF. I fed three teenagers for $20.

We're gonn have an election where the tipping point seat is like R+4. Basically the Wisconsin gop playbook for the entire nation writ large, where there's a strucrual advantage in the Senate, the electoral college and the house towards GOP such that they can control all of government with a minority

Good lord

Worst person etc etc I'm so tired of this

On one hand being right about this will feel good, on the other hand stagflation means I'm never going to refinance this house and I have one kid that is graduating college in December, one that just finished their final high school year, and a rising high school senior. Love this for them.

I saw someone who claimed that the jet fuel shortage never materialized as predicted and thus an oil shortage will never materialize but European airlines cancelled like 10k flights??? Where is the demand destruction necessary for oil, hmmm?

This angle, whew lad. I've had four different women send me either this particular pic or a video of him speaking and insta is filled with stories/reels of more of the same. You want Assad numbers with liberal white women? You'll get Assad numbers with liberal white women.👇🏼

With WTI crude oil now up $6/bbl and gas prices that fell ~20c/gal nationally over the last week, today might not be a bad day to fill up before prices go up in the days ahead... we could see over a dozen states that price cycle raise gas prices very soon.

Also anecdotal: the adult toys resale economy in North/Central Wisconsin is ripping. Lots of boats parked at the end of driveways with "for sale" signs and FB Marketplace is, as the youths say, popping off. I'd be tempted but then I'd have to deal with hauling a boat so no thanks.

Will the rising oil prices required for demand destruction crash the AI economy? Stay tuned to find out!* *we are all watching a slow-moving car crash where every nation has drained their SPRs in an effort to keep the bubble bubbling so the president can watch a cage fight on the White House lawn.

Ossoff is most likely defending his senate seat and will emerge as a frontrunner for 2028 so we best get used to that idea. That said, this man couldn't be more of a contrast to the couch fucker if he tried--and he's only two years younger. It would be quite the side-by-side.

people spend enormous amounts of time fighting online about whether to talk about epstein and corruption or affordability and, look, it’s really not that hard to do both at once

I love them, I swear I do.

They're turning fifteen this year. The days are long but the years are short, friends.

The teenaged catfight to snuggle pile ratio is something to behold. They were literally slamming each others' bedroom doors and screaming before I made them go on a walk and get out of my house.

A fountain Coke (Diet Coke is acceptable.) I don't even drink soda anymore and haven't for twenty years but I have fond memories and rare feelings of disappointment.

THIS. (I read Off Campus in 2019? 2020? Now I need a The Simple Wild adaptation and my romance girlie heart will be ecstatic.)

Welp, there's today's absurdly impeachable act

I hate these people so fucking much, man years of whining about "weaponized DOJ investigations" and they're just going down the enemies list launching frivolous bullshit because the bossman says so

It's the culture of the North South and it's the hallmark of growing up in Northern/Central/Western Kentucky. I grew up outside of Louisville on a horse farm listening to country music and my husband grew up in an NKY suburb of Cincy but we were both Catholic and had the same dishes at potlucks.

MSNow using this particular photo is some seriously dirty pool. Not that Ted doesn't deserve it. He most definitely does.

Vice-signaling when it's quality barbecue is fine, actually.

Good lord, he just never shuts the fuck up.

This is my favorite horror novel. I'm kind of a wimp with horror, even in written form, but this is just creepy enough to keep me interested and whip smart with the science and suspense.

Maybe it's time to consider some collective punishment. (Yes, yes, I know it's extreme. But I'm getting reallll sick of red state bullshit. Especially in the South.)

I love it, let's go. I want to see LaGuardia absolutely emptied right before the World Cup. Crash that economy, baby. (This is sarcasm. I'm being sarcastic here.)

lmao he is beatable

She just keeps getting prettier and meaner.

Cool cool cool cool

Trump choosing loyalty over competence has real consequences. Sending Kushner and Witkoff to negotiate the terms of a deal that requires the assent of multiple nations in order to be effective has real world consequences.

Ossoff needs Keisha Lance Bottoms to win the governor's race because he can't run in 2028 without a Dem gov to appoint his replacement. Although seeing a Dem actually engage and utilize common sense is so nice to see.

Fucked, fucked, triple fucked. If this deal is as bad as the Times is reporting it is, it's humiliating. Lmao.

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

So I just read this and the only conclusion I can infer is that he's fucked. Which, and we can all say it together now, is WHY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH PERSIA. It's a country of 93 million people that has incredibly challenging geography, control of a major waterway, and is run by religious fanatics!

soon the government will be nothing but twelve marco rubios in a trenchcoat

I don't get this at all. The depths of the financial crisis were absolutely miserable.

I have been posting insta stories again.

lmao holy shit

introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live Radiohead Foo Fighters Weezer Indigo Girls Metallica The Smashing Pumpkins Of Monsters and Men Deftones Dave Matthews Band Hole

An 18-year-old high school student just built a water filter that removes 96% of microplastics from drinking water. Not in a billion-dollar lab. In her garage. Meet Mia Heller from Virginia. Her secret? A magnetic liquid called ferrofluid that grabs microplastic 1/3

Sometimes I wonder why anyone is puzzled that people prefer mass unemployment and deflation over the horror show of inflation that's about to be unleashed. People don't want full employment if the trade-off is higher prices! They DGAF if everyone around them is unemployed as long as they have a job.

Every bit of oppo endears him to my brother-in-law, my bellwether for Gen-Z liberal white guys. It feels entirely too much like trying to drown Trump with his own words in 2016.