That was not a touchdown

Anyone have video of this to compare to the ai video from last night?

I ate at 1 pm and still feel sickly full

Those turkey fryers look like they could do an epic amount of onion rings

I am going to eat so much McDonald's tomorrow

8:20 pm games for the Bengals should be illegal.

Headed to the pinedale mall, anyone need anything?

Ah pbr time

I don't get one piece.

Noon bird is on schedule

Can't wait for the tweet in 12 hours about how Elmo looks lame from the president of the United States

I nominate Keith olberman for the first ticket to the sun.

I swear to fucking god if Ryan Lizza confirms that butler Pennsylvania was an inside job in a piece about his feud with his ex I will become the joker.

I see they pulled kash away from a cocaine session.

God bless the national guard put in this situation by a criminal mad man.

Ah today is the big news day

I am sorry but describing the jeb! Communications manager as a millennial liberal is deeply funny.

Is noon the day before too early to start the drinking?

Jingle bells is a minstral song written in Boston in the 1850s by a man who joined the Confederate army, woah.

Hating one Thanksgiving food is something as American is a god-given right.

I can't tell if today or tomorrow is going to be the insane news day. Thinking today

Mmm sour patch kids

Is a nivida 3050 a big jump from a 1650 oc?

Okay think I am going to do a Ubuntu install on a spare laptop, what do I need to back up the windows license?

Ryan lizza I think the internet needs part 3.

Mark kelly for president 2028. He is now on the short list.

We need to make it a crime to not use real microphones.

Since adding the post a lot labler to posts I think I need to post more.

I think that sub stack post is a great example of how some upper middle class and upper class folks have no idea how anyone else lives.

Ham or Mac and cheese (my family has never done Mac and cheese)

Big if true

Woke up not able to feel my feet because my dog has been laying on my legs for who knows how long.

This shit was weirdly good.

Last week I read 5 books and 3 magna volumes. I am helping the American average by being insane.

Gonna pretend to work the next two days then enjoy the holiday.

F1 making me stay up till 11 pm to start the race should be a crime.

Imagine the psychic damage foreign intelligence officers have monitoring blue sky and x.

I swear if UC loses to a bunch of mormons I will go and recreate the 2006 Stratford ave Cinco de Mayo riot

Can't decide if I want chipotle slob or real Mexican for lunch.

I ordered a box of new Orleans pralines and they coming today. If I die of sugar poisoning, just know I have zero regrets.

Part 1 and part 2 implying the existence of part 3.

I had a dream where jd was getting divorced.

WWE ass president.

Remember when trump almost died of covid? Those were a great 72 hours

Dallas oblast calling for duty.

I think a second part of this a lot of online tankies also have a background of growing up in an evangelical church where the pastor stood up and yelled about how Democrats are Satan.