Julian Davis Mortenson
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Joseph Dudek a/k/a Joe
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when ur coauthor is a huge nerd
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can I just passim this edit
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don’t want fish sticks or rye bread you heard what I said
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dino fish sticks
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the amount of “this guy” gifs from my kids I could insert here…
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about 5 hours ago
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bruh Asimov got this sorted 50 years ago
archive.is/2026.06.26-0...
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man Cape Verde has 500,000 people it’s like Iceland in the Euros EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD
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Justice Stevens’s dissent in Heller remains the final word on Second Amendment activism. We live in a strange world.
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Pwnallthethings
9 days ago
Having sincerely-held virtue ethics is a Good Thing not a Bad Thing, and Ds would be better if they had more of it, not less of it
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“They’re coming in hard. “And also late.”
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Frog and Toad Bot
9 days ago
Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail. They sat there, feeling happy together.
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“The Navy’s top leadership believed that Rear Adm. Stephen D. Barnett was by far the best choice to lead the command that oversees the Navy’s bases at home and abroad. “The officer, however, had a big strike against him.” This story is so upsetting.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/u...
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Secret Vetting and Blocked Promotions: Inside Hegseth’s War on Diversity
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/us/politics/hegseth-navy-blocked-promotions-diversity.html?unlocked_article_code=1.rVA.ISgJ.uUfVsgyJwjfD&smid=nytcore-ios-share
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omg the south korean player making with the "quit yapping" face 😂
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Doc Naismith
10 days ago
Saliba dedicating that goal to his buddy Koné.
#CanMNT
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Gia Monroe
10 days ago
Colbert arrives at the Obama Library opening in a tan suit. 😂
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Breddrin
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😱
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Rachel Holliday Smith
10 days ago
[choking back tears] greatest city in da world babyyy
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Knicks Graffiti Takes Subway Train Out of Service Amid Finals Fervor
The throwback tagging followed the first NBA championship for the hometown team since the 1970s.
https://www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/06/18/knicks-graffiti-subway-train-mta/
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twitter ca. 2016-2022 not a close call
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Bradford William Davis
12 days ago
I saw the greatest minds of my generation ruined by the Are You A Real New Yorker Wars
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Jay Willis
12 days ago
Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries
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you guys i am so excited about Michigan's public law workshop this fall. like, trying not to stan too much.
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This Alison LaCroix commencement speech is so good. She builds on the Lyceum address given by a 22yo "A. Lincoln, Esq." as a frame for the present moment--not abstractly, but as a lived obligation of honor for each of us. I can't recommend it enough.
vimeo.com/1199018583?f...
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The 540th Convocation
The University of Chicago’s 540th Convocation ceremony, during which President A. Paul Alivisatos will confer degrees to all graduates and Honorary Degree Recipients, is being held on the Main Quadra...
https://vimeo.com/1199018583?fl=pl&fe=cmautoplay=1#t=1h18m28s
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sup a ham
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I know I’m an old because the kids-holding-hands-with-the-team walkout gives me such a happy
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I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oeD...
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I BELIEVE THAT WE!!
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I BELIEVE THAT!
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I BELIEVE!
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I !
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csnt stop won’t stop
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Corey Rayburn Yung
19 days ago
The craziest twist in the screwworm story: ivermectin is an appropriate treatment.
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Corey Rayburn Yung
19 days ago
Wrath of Khan nightmares returning
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oh a *PEBCAK** error, you say?
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19 days ago
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How long could the research take, Michael? A couple days?
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19 days ago
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coming out with fast pieces on immensely complex historical questions is just mind boggling to me Forget entirely the ethics of the thing. Assume the bad man hypothesis. I’d be too scared!!! 😆
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Not a law professor with a Twitter account.
20 days ago
"How long could my commute take, Michael? Ten hours?"
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Jake Knanishu
20 days ago
Right. Maybe I can understand the fuss if this was April, but it’s June. Most of the city has already left for summer break
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for avoidance of doubt I do not in fact think people are making too big a deal about closing a twenty-block chunk of the 30s
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20 days ago
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people are making too big a deal out of this, just walk around the area
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Orin Kerr
21 days ago
The U.S. Supreme Court has held that using a flashlight to light up an area isn't a search. Here, though, the Pa Super Ct rules that pointing a flashlight through a 1-inch hole in a shoebox in a person's home—illuminating the inside, revealing drugs—*is* a search.
www.pacourts.us/assets/opini...
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anybody see what was going on with that staredown?
23 days ago
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Owen Barcala
24 days ago
This reminds me of that Motion to Compel Defense Counsel to Wear Appropriate Shoes
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if the soles won’t take, the shoes were never yours to begin with
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James Fallows Tierney
24 days ago
Shades of Adlai Stevenson’s holey shoes
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