ok but posting on bluesky without visiting bluesky does sound ideal

I want to travel again and just live out of my car but I just tried to use a toilet without a bidet and I'm suuuufffffffering how do people live like this

Honestly if you guys could just get the word out to megyn kelly and Matt rife that they've been hexed i think that'll do most of the work

I've hired witches to curse megyn kelly and Matt rife. Kinda random I know I just don't like them

Taking my vacation in Fiji because of Survivor season 5876 and you'll never guess who I ran into on the beach debating the seagulls and editing out clips where he looks bad.

A competent investigator: kirk was shot from behind Our current FBI: kirk had bones of steel that sent the bullet into a parallel dimension

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

An important clarification: There are people ask me why my family’s donation link keeps extending. My friends, when I created the link, I thought we would travel after a month, and here I am, a year and four months have passed and I have not been able to travel because the crossing has been close

Baby can you please tell the news I'm good at sex

If Jesus were in the epstein files would you remain a Christian?

I keep 9000 tabs open mostly with horrifying images so if anyone uses Pegasus on me they can see gaping prolapsed assholes and sounding accidents.

Every time zoomers talk about the cringe shit millennials do I'm like "finally somebody said it."

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

now that the dust has settled on the kirk shooting and with the benefit of hindsight and the kimmel thing playing out i sure hope bluesky's leadership is asking itself why their mod team so instinctively behaved exactly the way this fascist administration wanted them to before even having been asked

Just got shot. Bullet casings say "something that makes it look like antifa"

Is there a way someone could goad Trump into a defamation lawsuit that forces them to subpoena to epstein files?

I will be posting Eslam's donation link and y'all can delete me, too. Or you can donate. You can choose which side you're on. I choose love and humanity. chuffed.org/project/1282...

Just got shot. Bullet casings say "something that makes it look like antifa"

Sorry, I’m not reading your article. If you want me to understand your politics, please write them on a bullet and shoot me in the head. Thanks

FX and HBO are making the best tv at the moment. I mean apple tv is also making great tv but they're not releasing it.

The babies took it down

i would again like to remind everyone that NEGATING A FRAME REINFORCES IT "he's not really targeting criminals" makes it an argument about criminality "this is a fascist attack" states what is actually happening START WITH WHAT IT IS not what it isn't

Today my cis friend told me "I've watched a lot of porn and let me just say, you don't need breast implants"

I may not be one of the top ten most influential accounts nor even top 1000 but what I do have is no one to talk to and a bunch of water balloons filled with a flour-based paste

The rapture happens every time Israel drops a bomb And we are the left behind

only half of CatDog got raptured. it's not a pretty sight

When I was a kid, I heard the parable of the child throwing starfish into the sea that had washed ashore. I let this parable inform how I acted to help Palestinians. Rather than be overwhelmed, I focused on just one person, one family at a time. The family I chose was Eslam Mohammed's.

People always think im cool and I need them to understand I play a shipping management game in my free time.

If I inspired you to transition, I'm sorry I made it look easy. I'm sorry I didn't warn you that the more effort you put into being yourself, the harder it feels to have that self rejected. I'm sorry I didn't warn you that you'll still feel insecure even when everyone else is calling you their goal.

I am in charge because I make a good show, never because I was good at managing people.

I bought more eggs yesterday thinking it was my safe food but then someone posted weird eggs and ruined it. I can't finish my egg sandwich. Fuck you guys

Charlie kirk was my best friend. I held him as he lay dying. He whispered in my ear "make everybody transgender" that was his dying wish and I will honor it. It's time for a religious revival

I feel like I knew what it was like to plan for the future for like 7 years of my life, between starting my transition and when the government openly called for our extermination

If liberals reacted to genocide the way they reacted to the censorship of a talk show host, Trump would not be president right now

Outfit is out next to my car. Gonna add a purse and shoes to really sell it. I was thinking of even leaving the car door open to really sell it but I don't want to kill my battery

but babe, im getting raptured tomorrow this is our last chance

I hate to say this but they would not be reacting this way if Disney were merely inciting a pogrom against trans people and not censoring a mediocre comedian

Yes I am the profit

Rfk jr I hereby diagnose you with autism!!! You have the kind where you think it's okay to leave dead bears in city parks

I just realized the atlantic is not the paper of record for Atlanta, Georgia. It's for people who live in the ocean

4,840 people on instagram liked this post & it is still up. bluesky’s trust & safety policies are reactionary, unprofessional, & ineffective. rot in piss charlie kirk

@jimmykimmel.com please have faith in us and don't cave to a bad deal. I am organizing boycotts against nexstar sponsors to pressure them to pull their ads. Disney adults are costing them billions. You have the leverage.

Erika Kirk after getting caught embezzling: look it's your fault for putting a woman in charge

No but seriously where are the hundreds people that disappeared from the monstrosity of the so called “Alligator Alcatraz”? Why aren’t people talking about it? I can find very little and it’s from weeks ago! Are we at the disappearing phase of this horror?! www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Please help Eslam feed her siblings. She is a caring sister

yeah I’m sex positive, positive I haven’t had sex in a while

man he’s still got it

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

What episode of a TV show made you so upset you quit watching?