Here are things that do in fact constitute death threats, by the way. "We should take away people's snap benefits to encourage them to work." "It should be illegal to allow teenagers to access puberty blockers or transition care." "Homeless shelters should turn away people until they're sober."

I wish ill on all child rapists and their apologists including megyn kelly. May the mod reading this feel the integrity leaving their body as they hit the ban button. I will spend my suspension fucking their spouse and parents.

Trans women are biologically female and our medical needs make a lot more sense if we are conceptualized as having essentially an extreme form of hyperandrogenism

Weirdly, this post never resulted in a suspension, which is implying I should be ripped apart by boats for they/theming a sexpest who blocked me (so I couldn't see her pronouns)

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

I am the same age as this man

I could probably get on board with a little great replacement at this point

Ghislaine sounds like what a demented puppy girl would name her pussy

Trying to verify if Brianna wu is a swiftie for science and um

it would be really funny if he came back super left-wing after this

People will say anything on this website "epstein's victims were voluntarily sex trafficked" that isn't true

Walking Dead has an interesting premise but I don't know if it's going to go anywhere

Bluesky Safety: we have suspended Patton Oswalt for saying "pedophiles are bad." This is against are terms of service

Ktp is a danger to trans women, and she sat on evidence of Trump's pedophilia. Wait no sorry that's nyt.

"Eat shit" is rude and will result in a rude label. But "eat, shit" is just describing the body's natural processes

One thing no one prepares you for if you're taking on a leadership role is how many times you have to answer the same question from the same person, over and over again

Two things can be true Medical transition is life saving and the dangers are overhyped. Hormonal transition alone can give you the life you never thought you'd had and be so actualizing that it's worth being stigmatized. Also test your levels to mitigate complications, proper dose is critical.

This is fine and great and, above all else, absolutely 1000% objectively true, but WHOMST AMONGST UST is prepared to shoulder the burden of anti-British food discourse?????

With Link gone, someone needs to step up and fill the void. And I guess the someone is me. In-n-out is mid.

Careful throwing stones in glass houses, these epstein files might also take down the party establishment that caved on the shutdown to protect the filibuster and ran a sexpest for mayor of New York to stop a democratic socialist TWICE while screeching blue no matter who

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Peter thiel like "the anti-christ may also try to accuse me of pedophilia so, be on the look out for that"

No one will ever decode this ,,, email , , due to the pnctuuation

MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE

The only way I can cum is if a bee flies into my dick and eats my cum then deposits it in a cute girl's nussy

I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party

the origin of my kink is the fact that Pluto is a pet but goofy gets to be a person

Working on a sequel to gilgamesh

Learned about three-cueing not by reading the article but by using context clues and I believe it's some sort of fetish

My baby

If you use a non-binary pun that's fed-posting. Your pronouns are secret/agent

My cat will not rest until every object on an elevated surface has been knocked to a lower surface

Need to rant. I work with mainly newbie comics and teach them to write sketch comedy for my show, transketchual. One pet peeve is when someone who's never written so much as a skit before has the audacity to call an idea derivative.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

I simply want baddies to ride my face. it’s very simple

If I were a man I would wear the contents of my purse on my belt. My keychain would hang from my belt. My phone would have a pouch on my belt. My lip gloss would have a little holster on my belt.

Im bisexual I fuck both people who like me and people who hate me

I love hearing the tea from women who haven't given up on dating men yet

If you're a lesbian, open mics are a great place to pick up women because 5 male comics in, most of them will be questioning their sexuality

New conspiracy just dropped. Female writers who have ever taken an interest in your boyfriend's hobby and then included it in your writing be warned, you're on notice.

me seeing an ad with a woman in a cute dress with tape over her mouth: oooh that's kinky. Advertisement: thousands of sexual harassment victims are silenced every year. Me: ohhhhh dear. my bad

If you liked mamdani you'll love the corrupt moderate who got to skip the primary

I want to take the bar just to troll kim kardashian

Abolish the senate and replace it with a population-based parliament where any party can win seats.

Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social. (Published January)

@hbomax.bsky.social fix the chair company, ep3 keeps crashing the app

here are ten non-fiction books I recommend: The Art of War Tao teh ching Baghavad Gita (technically fiction) 48 laws of power The way of the peaceful warrior (also fiction) (Sponsored post)

Great movie

Gen Z: millennials are so cringe Me, a gen Zer born in the 80s: I've been saying!

SCOOP: of yummy icecream