Y’all keep doing this thing where you’re trying to “expand” the base of concern so that people can address racism by …avoiding any actual discussion of racism.

You're at Prince. I need you at The Revolution.

Wait. I might love this idea.

But at least the imaginary voters Chuck Schumer made up and talks to in his head are happy.

Dump Chuck. Expel the 8 from the caucus. People need to see party discipline now more than ever and they need to know that the party as a whole doesn't abide what happened. The good will the party was building crumbled to dust last night and people need to see a change.

It's been a year do you think it's safe to take my thesis books off my desk and put them on the shelf or should I keep them handy just in case?

It's been a year do you think it's safe to take my thesis books off my desk and put them on the shelf or should I keep them handy just in case?

Stepdaughter with an absolutely FIRE reading list for one of their classes this semester.

I woke my wife up laughing at this.

Good.

Nevermore

If you called it STATE SCHOOL you could adopt the CSI model with endless spinoffs that occasionally coalesce into crossover events at conferences I am all the way in someone call CBS.

Hard to say that there's a "best" @realgdt.bsky.social movie, since the best GDT movie always happens to be the one I just watched, but Frankenstein is doing a lot of work to convince it is, in fact, his best. (At least until the next time I watch The Devil's Backbone or Crimson Peak or...)

If you called it STATE SCHOOL you could adopt the CSI model with endless spinoffs that occasionally coalesce into crossover events at conferences I am all the way in someone call CBS.

At its core, Pluribus is about the dangers of downloading unknown attachments from unknown senders and the risk of Trojan Horse botnet viruses.

Holy fuckin shit, Pluribus.

The best reasons to ever go to Austin remain Book People and the Texas Book Festival. Scalzi is honestly just (an admittedly delicious) icing.

We used to joke about reality TV being a portent for the end of civilization and uh....boy, was that ever a fuckin monkey's paw.

One of the best novels I've ever had to read for school.

We used to joke about reality TV being a portent for the end of civilization and uh....boy, was that ever a fuckin monkey's paw.

I regret that I have but one sandwich to give for my country.

I'm glad we finally have a precedent that declares objectively funny crimes not illegal.

Still miss Link.

Imagine if they were still making THE SOPRANOS. The Mamdani win reaction episode would be unbeatable.

When I talked about “underground” rap, I was talking about us who finally found a group of artists who reflected our attitudes about art. But I got to introduce them to Bahamadia, The Roots, Jurassic 5, Kool Keith/Dr. Octagon, Rawkus Records, and ended the class by playing some Big L (RIP).

Lyricist Lounge stays in the rotation. I mean they all do. But THAT LL was FORMATIVE.

I hope one day to replicate the happiness I felt that day I picked through the barrel of loose Starbursts at the candy store and bought two pounds of red.

Question 1 gotta be the time I chugged a two liter of Dr Pepper at a party in French class in 9th grade and then projectile vomited in the hallway during passing period and this kid Matt slipped in it and then we both sat in the nurse's office waiting for our respective moms to come pick us up.

Listen. Listen. The children yearn for an information ecosystem that gives them the context to understand *gestures broadly* and any 10 minute conversation with a teenager will show you this market.

For at least a decade Teen Vogue has had stunning political coverage and writing, full of bravery, wisdom, and noise cutting bullshit that helped everyone. The gutting of the section creates a weaker publication, a weaker readership, and a weaker journalistic ecosystem. Shame on Conde Nast.

This has been a somewhat frequent conversation between my wife and I for years and we've both landed on sexbots not having the agency to either consent or say no being a hard stop, assuming a level of otherwise "lifelike" sci-fi intelligence.

All this candy and only three groups of trick or treaters.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cums

Not taking your lunch and working unpaid overtime is bad praxis I am not even a little bit joking. Motherfuckers got hanged, shot, beat, and imprisoned for you to have the right to free time. Remember that shit next time you wanna just have a quick lunch at your desk. Respect them. And yourself.

Change one letter, ruin a candy Shittles

Never more aware of my autism than when I have to go A DIFFERENT WAY into a parking lot.

it is fucking wild

Everyone SAYS they want a double header but in REALITY

I'm at the COMBINATION...uh...*checks notes*...wait ummm...

Someone parking next to me at the curbside pickup when there are other spaces breaks urinal code.

I'm at the COMBINATION...uh...*checks notes*...wait ummm...

Older I get the more I realize that food is merely the vessel which carries my pepper sauce. At a table without at least a bottle of Louisiana? Couldn't be me.

This is also why fascism works so hard to target young men. Your 14-25 year old white male still sees very black and white. Game is good because fun. Movie is good because entertain. They don't super have the capability to engage beyond that and nor do they want to.

One of the downsides of having a Reverend Grandpa is that his son was A Good Boy and his daughters were Good Girls who married Good Boys (except my mom, another story) and, as such, I have no good uncle lore. But I always love when this question goes around.

Make a movie food Organically Grown Non-GMO All Natural Born Killers

This is also why fascism works so hard to target young men. Your 14-25 year old white male still sees very black and white. Game is good because fun. Movie is good because entertain. They don't super have the capability to engage beyond that and nor do they want to.

What if I shit skeetposts?