I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon After all I knew, it had to be something to do with you I really don't mind what happens now and then

🎃 Some pumpkins were definitely harmed in the making of this video… and you can join the fun on Oct. 25 for Spooky Science Day! 👻 🎟️ Free with general museum admission: https://fi.edu/en/events-calendar/20251025/spooky-science-day

I HAVE NEVER SAID ANY SUCH THING. Just that he’s amazing. Whatever, I just like that my mom enjoys sports somewhat.

Goofus: There are over six decks per shoe in Vegas, you won’t win with a system like that! Gallant: I like to tip the nice waitress after every drink, whether I win or lose.

BG definitely watched Rocky Balboa Sunday night, and really felt that “There’s still something in the basement“ speech

Needed Jamo Williams and LaPorta to give me 15 points to win this week. Deep in the fourth quarter, they have combined for 1.5 points. “Draft Lions” they said.

My profile pic was only temporary because it was the first thing “blue” I could think of, but considering this

Seriously, my hero of the month is the dude in the Bernie shirt. Just a large dude telling a jerk fuck to go away. Using his size and presence to bring peace to an intersection. Big dudes that know how to desecrate and tell assholes they have no place here and to go away. True King.

There is no way this guy didn't physically posture his kids for years before they left and went no-contact.

Want to Minnesota to watch the Eagles and eat authentic Hmong food. Was recommended a spot, and it’s a lot more hip and modern than I thought

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

I bet that nice Indian lady that dolls up that cat Pyari is amazing at Dungeons and Dragons

I played a Ween album on repeat for a couple hours while working on a project, and had no urge to change it. Wanted to share this with @agirlfrommars.bsky.social because I think she’d possibly appreciate it youtu.be/gPjPb3nNprg?...

Time's Person of the Year should be Phillies Karen. Brewers Karen was identified within hours of posting, to this day people still haven't figured out where Phillies Karen works or who she even is.

Well thanks to South Park, I am leaning towards yes.

I like to think I’ve come a long way, from thinking all the images in “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” were real, to easily detecting when a video or picture is AI generated.

Guy in Hocus Pocus: LISTEN TO THEM NOT!!

Listening to the commentary for Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Did you know the Fat Bastard suit was 80 pounds, Sulphur based, and required Mike Myers to put a device on his penis to pee? Sometimes the tube got stuck in the suit and his wife had to come to the set to help him piss.

lol STOP, drug cartels are NOT putting out hits on ICE.

"You know, I work on my hair a long time, and you hit it! He hits my hair!"

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

Well Scooder MacGruder should be pretty funny this week

I was just admiring some old Lord of the Rings artwork, and liked the elven architecture a lot. Then started thinking about the elves who built Rivendell, and pictured them in overalls, yellow hard hats, and work boots, catcalling and whistling to Elven maidens who walked by in Brooklyn accents.

NORTH CAROLLINAAAAAAAAA #DallasSucks

It’s kinda hard going back to sleep at 4 AM on Sunday when you think about this picture/episode and can’t stop laughing

Could you imagine being at a karaoke bar, and some guy goes up there and does a complete performance of Let Me Clear My Throat? I would be so impressed.

Me, on painkillers: ::cooking rice on the zojirushi:: Twinkle twinkle little star You need to move your fucking car::

Stott bunting was the right call. But he dudnt turn the bunt in, and Castellanos should've been pinched run.

You may remember Sasaki from when he ate all the lembas bread while Frodo and Sam were sleeping

Fuck Michelle Castellanos. MAGA fucking asshole.

This fucking team always gets afraid of another team at the wrong fucking time

ENOUGH WITH THE INTERVIEWS

Saw the beginning of a headline “Sanchez posts $200 bail” and snorted snickered very loudly

Borrowed a wheelchair from the hotel and as I’m checking out, the nice lady behind the desk goes “I seen you walking in here yesterday, now you wheelin out” and we both laughed pretty hard 🤣🤣🤣

I overworked a sprained ankle and am almost crying in bed trying to watch bobs burgers it hurts so fucking bad I’m not 28 years old anymore why

@xantar.bsky.social @bugtype.bsky.social @philatticus.bsky.social OH BOY these look good

AI Michaels lol

BROCK PURDY HAS A PLATYPUS TAIL!! WHAT A FREAK!!!!

I saw the AI actress and immediately thought are AI actress programmers MAGA pedophiles too?

Happy birthday, homie

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better." Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better. Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand. We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

I feel like if Kylie Minogue did the Super Bowl Halftime Show, the same people who would say, "Who?" will be the ones who are all, "Oh, I know this song" to the whole set.

Bad Bunny rules

Jerry Jones has most certainly used the N word the past few weeks

Well I successfully pooped at Raymond James stadium. And I was never afraid.

While I know Hegseth is an alcoholic, I just learned he's a Vikings fan. I now fucking hate the Vikings.

Me now that I have Discord Nitro: