I personally killed napkins.

I imagine the people of Chicago feel doubly betrayed by local police.

Relax, guy. Sheesh.

Federal immigration agents have deployed gas in Little Village, on 26th between Komensky and Pulaski, per videos shared online after 11 am this morning.

fine whatever embarrass his ass again

An actually essential piece of journalism from the times: "We interviewed 40 of the men who were imprisoned: They described being beaten, sexually assaulted by guards and driven to the brink of suicide." 1/2

This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇

I think this bag is fake. Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides. This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.

Okay did I just watch an unbelievably good Frankenstein movie? Did I imagine that? Is the creature hot? What?

I think what is happening here is that Jackson is doing the 48hr pausing so the First Circuit (hopefully) declines to place a stay pending appeal (which would be a longer stay) and then the Court will be in the tougher position of delaying SNAP for a longer stay period.

Armed, masked men marching down a neighborhood street. Are you kidding? this is a grotesque terror campaign against the people of Chicago and the surrounding suburbs like Waukegan.

And, there we go: The formal judgment of acquittal. "Sandwich guy" case is done.

A distraught man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot.

Did Donald Trump raid the 6 billion dollar contingency fund for SNAP? Because suing for the right to starve people is beyond the pale

AWWWWW, BRETT ARE YOU BRAVE? ARE YOU A BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER WHO LOVES BEER? SO BRAVE LITTLE GUY.

Have Selling Sunset on in the background. I look up at the house in episode 3 where they walk out to a balcony. I am fairly certain I know that exact balcony enclosure and canyon view because I am 99% sure it's a shoot house. 😂

Actually, nah, let him have her

Wow, what a tough guy, in the line of danger.

The Cornell Cowards, everybody.

Sorry not sorry when I say Golden deserves this win.

Who needs a taskforce when you can just bomb suspects in open waters? Or streets?

HELLO? WE NEED TO STARVE PEOPLE! IT IS AN EMERGENCY! PWEAZE LET US STARVE BABIES!

At the broadview ICE processing facility that is running an unlicensed detention center (as an in court this week) with the peaceful protesters in front of the illinois state police and local police.

A group of moms from the west near west suburbs, oak park and neighborhoods nearby, just moved into the street and sat, protesting the terrorizing of our neighborhoods. They were immediately handed by ISP and local PD, zip tied, and hauled off.

just thinking about billionaires panicking because all their money couldn't stop mamdani and that warms my heart

These operations would be unlawful even if those murdered had all been criminals. But it's important to show just how much deception is involved from start to finish in this gruesome charade.

That is ass backwards 😂

A real patriot would act like a bodega cat and knock every bottle off the shelves

(Forbes) - The Trump Organization’s second-term push to monetize Donald Trump’s presidency has reached the aisles of military exchanges, as Coast Guard-run stores .. have stocked Trump-branded wine and cider. 🤡 @zacheverson.com www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...

Get this man back to Albania stat

Republicans and shitty dems alike are terrified of Mamdani because if he accomplishes a single one of his policies, they know americans will see how they've been doing NOTHING for the people for decades.

THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?

I participated in building Biden’s Official White House website, and given that it was an official government resource, the restrictions on political messaging were considered deeply important and severe. This is a joke. It of course breaks the law, but deeper, it breaks the very spirit of the law

Read the full story at: chicagoreader.com/news/border-...

The choice to target drivers, who are required by rideshare apps to have legal work authorization in the U.S., is nothing more than racial profiling. The raids have largely been abrupt and aggressive, leaving drivers scared, confused, and in tears following the disappearances.

In the last month at O’Hare International Airport, federal agents have repeatedly abducted rideshare drivers with legal work permits from their cars and disappeared them to immigration jails or fast-track deportation flights.

NM’s ranchers are the backbone of our rural economy. Instead of helping them, the Trump Admin is trying to flood the market with cheap foreign beef from Argentina. That’s why @fernandez.house.gov, @repgabevasquez.bsky.social, and I are standing with our ranchers to demand that this plan be stopped.

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

A non-negotiable for Democrats in the 2028 primaries is that they must promise to expand and reform the court. The Supreme Court has lost all legitimacy to rule and it needs to be completely overhauled. Nothing less would be an abject failure and acquiescence to Republican ratfucking of the court.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis' preliminary injunction is in. Read it in full here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/37/f5/b85033...

*sandwich hits federal agent in the chest* Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”

McCONNELL said Trump's Truth Social post was essentially an admission of his "intent to defy the court order when he said 'SNAP payments will be given only when the government opens.' As a result "people will go hungry, food pantries will be burdened and … suffering will occur."

HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.

Oh also - lawyers aren’t allowed to tell jurors this so i do: “Jury nullification” is a fancy phrase that just means, “This jury decided not to convict and there’s nothing anyone can do about that.” If we think a law is unjust or unjustly enforced, we can just not convict. We don’t need a reason.

I'm glad Prop 50 passed. I don't fuck with Gavin Newsom. Find someone else.

Calling these goons pathetic losers to their face is an act of patriotism.

Jury nullification in action.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Skeletor never let him have this much fun before.