Still live but you can rewind and start from the beginning

Fuck billionaires and especially fuck this playdoh face who bought an island in Hawaii

To illustrate just how absurd Musk's 🚀 SPACE-X stock value! There are 7.5 billion SPCX shares outstanding. Meaning for every 1 penny the stock goes ⬆️ or ⬇️ results in $75 million of paper wealth instantly created or removed. Since the IPO the "value" of all shares has lost $487.5B on paper. 💸

lol, I say lmao

At least it's not the couch calling the sofa sexy.

The safest lettuce is the devil’s lettuce

Down with lizard people

Am I sad he’s dead? No.

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

Mormons think their apostles have the bat phone to Jesus and no one else does. They believe God protects them from evil. God couldn’t even give an apostle the heads up his brother is a pedophile? Hey Mormons, you’re being lied to. Your religion is bullshit.

when you hear Lindsay Graham died suddenly

Woke up to: Can I tell you something that will make you happy? It’s not who you’re thinking of, but a prominent Republican died. Perfect delivery. No notes. Rest in hell Lindsay.

RIP Norway

it’s very funny to believe that you’re headed to eternal paradise, most people are headed to eternal suffering, but while we’re very briefly on this mortal plane we need to be more racist

Jesus

Haven’t seen that kind of hustle from Machado in awhile

It’s my 20 year high school reunion next week so I was digging through a box of stuff from another life and found a cassette tape (remember those?) that I made as a 20 year old Mormon missionary in Buenos Aires describing nonchalantly the most terrifying moment of my life and cause of PTSD

Go home Forbes, you’re drunk

How I imagine hard shell 🌮 were invented: Some white guy eating a street taco says ‘We could do this back home with like a stale tortilla chip that wraps halfway around the meat and breaks as soon as you bite into it. To max. profits, instead of carnitas we’ll soak ground beef in cayenne water”

"Transparency maximalism is no friend to democratic accountability, then. Sometimes, it even becomes a threat. And tellingly, its loudest champions are the ones least willing to be held to account."

US can still win the FIFA Peace Prize Cup though.

Microsoft is laying off 4,800 workers today. Its CEO made $96.5M in 2025, a 22% increase from the previous year. Microsoft made $101B in net income last year — and raked in up to $12.5B in tax breaks from Trump's Big Ugly Bill. This is what a rigged system looks like.

Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but this guy sounds like a criminal

This @juddlegum.bsky.social / @atrupar.com piece on how CNN & CNBC commentators regularly cite Kalshi odds, as if they're truly predictive of markets, is very much worth your time. And seeing people like Enten and Sorkin playing along is really disturbing. popular.info/p/how-kalshi... 1/

Who agrees this needs to go viral? Justice, accountability, and democratic rights should never depend on who is in government. Watch. Share. Let the conversation reach everyone. #FreeDC #Justice

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Lol

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

*Camera zooms in to reveal coked out Don Jr and K-holed Elon lighting fireworks with flamethrowers while a drooling Eric only laughs after Don Jr laughs*

I’m wearing a shirt with this on it and it’s been fun to watch people try and figure out what it means and come to completely different conclusions

It’s a bit Epstein class to shut down one of the biggest cities in America on the eve of a holiday just to get married in front of 1,000 celebrity guests…gives Bezos energy

Free Tibet

Other than the resurgence of fascism my least favorite thing about America is country music and country music culture