I am still having trouble with what I read in those files. This one especially.

If I had the chance, I’d call Trump a fat fascist fuck right to his orange scrotum face

For too long, ICE has operated without consequences. But today’s arrest of an ICE agent who is accused of lying and shooting someone in Minneapolis is an important step toward justice. ICE will be held accountable — even if the Trump administration refuses to do so.

When they go low we should drop kick their balls

Thank God I could embarrass my fifth grader one last time by blasting the Alice Cooper song on her last day of school during drop off

The biggest wasp I’ve ever seen in my life flew inches from my face as I laid in my bed doom scrolling tonight, and I was able to catch it when it flew close to the ceiling by trapping it with a cup . I used a manila folder as a lid and transported it back outside. The thing was like 1.5” long

Bessent going for that Homelander look lol

www.thewrap.com/media-platfo... #UFOsky

How very Nazi of him.

Good, we don’t want him anyway

quite the rackets

@theonion.com #satire

It’s a shame that it’s not getting more attention just who Don Jr’s new wife is. In the late 1990s, her father served as Epstein’s private banker and notoriously wrote a glowing character reference letter for him.

Days like today make me wish I’d picked a different profession

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

JFK completes mostly successful Dallas parade.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

No time for wedding because Iran. Plenty of time to play with model ballroom despite Iran.

When my oldest was a baby I used to sing him Smashing Pumpkins songs at night. He is a big fan now, and doesn’t know yet that I got him tickets to see them on tour. He’s going to have the best birthday of his life.

Live view of UFOX

Dude is molting

Remember this if we get midterms

What if Iran wasn't a distraction from the Epstein files at all, but an excuse for Trump to send a 'sorry, 🤷‍♂️' RSVP for the wedding?

"Whose wedding? Junior? I've got a tee time around then, so I'll catch the next one." - Donald Jenius Trump, probably

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

psssst! not everything needs to be a marketing strategy okay bye

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Ugh. Baseball. ⚾️

Trump envoy hands out MAGA hats to Greenland kids and gets middle fingers in return The offer of free MAGA hats was noteworthy in that Greenlandic entrepreneurs have already had success selling red baseball caps reading "Make America Go Away" www.rawstory.com/trump-greenl...

THIS IS HUGE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Colorado children's hospital to resume gender affirming care for trans youth. www.coloradopolitics.com/2026/05/18/c...

In Kansas, a judge looked at the medical evidence on gender-affirming care and found the evidence simply does not support the state ban on these treatments. Don't believe the propaganda. Youth trans care is not a particularly tricky or nuanced medical question. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

Media need to keep track of both how Peter Thiel / Palantir people are inserted into our government AND how Palantir hires family members of government officials. We already knew the son of SC Justice Kennedy worked with Palantir. Now Palantir has hired the wife of FCC Chair Brendan Carr. 1/

I made a cartoon based off of a drawing I made for my kids. I can really milk a dad joke. Best served with sound on 🔊 #UFOsky

Here’s an extremely short cartoon film Goodnight #Sasquatch that I spent way too much time on for it to be this shitty, yet here we are. #SquatchOut!

That sweaty molting bastard

Here’s an extremely short cartoon film Goodnight #Sasquatch that I spent way too much time on for it to be this shitty, yet here we are. #SquatchOut!

I made a cartoon based off of a drawing I made for my kids. I can really milk a dad joke. Best served with sound on 🔊 #UFOsky

Trump brought the NVIDIA CEO on his trip to China to lobby Xi Jinping to buy advanced AI chips, even though it would create a U.S. national security threat. It turns out Trump also bought millions in NVIDIA's stock. The President's corruption is a national security disaster.

Mmm shit yeah that is fresh

COLLINS: But if someone was paying $2.98 a gallon before the war, and now they're paying $4.53, saying 'that's life' might not make them feel better JIM JORDAN: Those are your words, not mine COLLINS: You said that just now. I quoted you.

I think about this a lot. velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...

Courtney grills McMahon on increasing education costs for nurses COURTNEY: We have a nursing shortage, and you're worsening it. What do you say to nurses who asked for your consideration? McMAHON: Nurses are an incredibly respected profession COURTNEY: Your rule certainly doesn't show that

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...