Currently watching Tiptoes. Will Kate Beckinsale have Matthew McConaughey's dwarf child?

WOW!!!!!!!

Birthday president from my mom 🥰

Don't complain about MSM, put your attention in places that deserve it 👇

I want to make a lot more shit this year.

And she deserved it. Do yourself a favor and read this series immediately.

Must watch for every American youtu.be/jLwHQIiL6gU

I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.

Here are a few happy screenshots to help you kick the new year off with tidings of great joy 💊

My 2026 Predictions: #Trump will leave office. The #GOP will get crushed in the midterms. Trump will die. Millions will celebrate.

AOC: “Zohran will be the first Muslim mayor of our great city… our first immigrant mayor in over a century… the youngest mayor of NYC in generations. Most importantly: Zohran will be a mayor for all of us.”

AOC: My name is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. and it is my deep honor and privilege to welcome you to the inauguration of our new mayor of New York City. Zohran Kwame Mamdani

The great thing about being a dog owner is even if you do manage to stay up until midnight for NYE, you’re still gonna be up at 6 to take the girls out anyway.

Cuomo can still win if Mike Pence does the right thing

there are some really unwell people on the internet & you should block any account that makes your hackles go up even a little bit, trust your instincts, build your community as you wish.

I've seen a few people posting stuff along the lines of "2026 is the year I'm going to read more!" My friend, don't pressure yourself. Even as an author, I say this: Read better, not more. Read what you love, stop reading something that isn't working for you. Don't aim for more, aim for pleasure.

Tomorrow

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

For the first time in my life I looked at my list of resolutions and it's a list of how to bring more ✨joy✨ into my life instead of how to fix things about myself that I think are broken.

Zohran Mamdani was officially sworn in as mayor of New York City early on Thursday, just after the New Year’s Eve ball dropped in Times Square. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/n...

Currently watching

I have no idea what’s going on here but it’s perfect

Watching my GF watch Lord of the Rings for the first time ❤️

Happy New Year's Eve, especially to those of you who have also been put through the ringer this year. As the sun sets, my house is getting ready for our ritual. It focuses on releasing the bad to Hekate's depths & helping this year's blessings grow and multiply. What are your NYE rituals? #witchsky

Jack Smith: “Our case was built on, frankly, Republicans who put their allegiance to the country before the party.” Trump also had a “pattern” of rejecting information that didn’t fit his false narrative.

I think if a scientist says something is impossible, they should have to turn in their degree.

Tomorrow

2025 wrapped

Remember 👇

Now we're talkin www.newstatesman.com/business/com...

Might be in the minority here, but I think AI should take everyone's job.

Oh, it’s just good ol’ Richard Banduric!

Any of these look familiar? #ufosky www.fieldpropulsiontechnologies.co/science-and-...

Currently watching.

What movie goes well with edibles and Legos?

South Park called it, and it’s hilarious. One of the creators purchased the Trump Kennedy Center URL address before the name was even changed because they know Trump’s narcissism is in the driver’s seat.

tip for new Bluesky users you can quickly raise the friendship on a Pokémon by repeatedly using battle items like X attack or X speed in a random battle in the very same route you captured that Pokémon and winning the battle

Kid: I can't wait to see The Odyssey! Mom: We have The Odyssey at home. The Odyssey at home:

Keeping my eye on the prize: youtu.be/mwDdX0wsv_Q?...

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Use your Christmas money to buy Expedition 33.

10 weapons used by insurgents in guerilla warfare that were pioneered by Kevin McCallister (Source: tinyurl.com/nhas9zu8)

Anyone who didn’t deactivate in 2024 deserves their content stolen by Grok

You guys remember this from earlier this year? Sigh. We were so young