Wow what a Jew hater

Steve Jobs predicted cities would be designed around this device, which was "as big a deal as the PC." Jeff Bezos called it "one of the most famous and anticipated product introductions of all time." don't let our tech lords fool you into believing they can predict the future.

No! No!!

The Trump admin wants to designate helium as critical so they can, among other things, impose export restrictions and manipulate the markets.

We were asked to evaluate helium supply to determine if it should be a "critical mineral". We found no threat to domestic supply, and the leading growth sector of semicon fab is implementing He recycling. This morning the DOE told us to write a new memo only noting reasons He should be critical. 1/2

FUCK

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Rep Paulina Luna is getting immunity to UAP whistle blowers so they can tell the Trump administration where next Gen technology is kept. This is not disclosure. They are going to steal taxpayer IP and technologies.

The Dept of Energy just rolled out Copilot with full access to MS360 products. It can see all my emails, my notes, my documents and constantly asks to send emails for me unprompted. I'm sure this won't turn into a national security crisis.

The Digital Circus is great but its fan base is worse than the Southern Baptists

Okay, I just caught my cat peeing in our toilet

Now that Communists have taken over America, I guess Republicans should just kill themselves

Republicans are pathetic

"If you're looking for an authentic refried bean recipe you've come to the right webpage! But first, let's review the history of refried beans. It all began between 100,000 and 200,000 years ago when Homo sapiens first migrated out of Africa..."

"Mr. Mamdani, don't you know it hurts rich Zionists' feeling when you call out Israel for genocide?"

South Carolina's Republican governor candidate looks like a pedophile

Or a cat!

If the aliens could come and obliterate the governments of Russia, Israel, and the US that'd be great

Don't trust anyone that can't tell you the last time they kissed a dog

Was at the guitar shop and a guy asked if I was playing Victor Wooten and complemented me 🥹

Trump will lose a fair election, which is why he will rig the midterms. Liberals will "vote really hard" and occasionally attend a 2 hour protest in a designated safe zone. Some people will wear inflatable frog costumes. White people will moan about brunch.

Imagine you have a superpower to make everyone within earshot climax when you sneeze

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Went to McDonald's for the first time in months and ordered a BigMac with extra sauce. Instead I got the Trump Special. Fuck McDonald's.

Neature

Thiel moved to Argentina after Orbán lost. Not a coincidence.

To all the dads out there – Happy Father’s Day! Nothing we do is more fulfilling!

Watched my child thoroughly enjoy cold pizza, then have a complete melt down when I chopped it up. So, as a dad does, I shoved the cubes into his gaping maw and, with tears and snot, he slowly came to realize slightly warm cubed pizza is also delicious. Success? Mom needn't know.

My kid is very content eating raw ramen noodles and I just ... *sigh* What have I done.

Happy Father's Day frens

Decided to listen to the full album with Rock Steady by the Whispers and now I'm pregnant

Nobody is making profits. It is going to burst and it is going to take all those data centers with it. Keep your skills. Practice your crafts. Hold on to your books. Stay sharp.

What's up with upper middle class people drinking Michelob Ultra

Well I spilled beer onto my desktop last night. Luckily my government laptop sitting on my tower acted like an umbrella and most of the beer when into the electrical strip and tripped the breaker immediately. Computer smells like booze now.

We should blow up Israel

THEY SPITTIN' FACTS

Fuck Palestinians ✌️

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die from incomprehensible tickles."

"Any day now, my product could become sentient and kill you and your family. Anyway, I need $20 billion to keep going, plz 🥹"

Big Tech is currently engaging in suicide by a thousand cuts

"extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Unless we're talking about AI. "

I don't want to be a trillionair, I want to be able to pay into every gofund me for beloved pets, for every teacher who needs supplies, to every scout troop who wants to go to the big jamboree. I want to pay for summer camp, for art programs, for science fairs. I want to let kids be kids.

I literally cannot say anything I want to say about this because I will get banned

Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.

Of course it is

The DOE made me remove NPR references in my report that just details some events in 2006. They are so fucking fragile.

Techbros, 2025: Soon we will have AGI. We will have PhD-level agents in two weeks. Today: What are the benefits of injected bleach into my eyes? ChatGPT: There are many benefits to injecting bleach into your eyes. Let me break that down for you... *while burning 20 gallons of gasoline*

I honestly have more confidence than ever that Thiel and his clammy friends will never get their hands on anything UFO-related that can benefit them