Romeo and his Juliet.

On this day in 1830, President Jackson signed the Indian Removal Act, forcing Indigenous people who had lived in the southeastern U.S. for centuries to migrate west in brutal and dangerous conditions.

BRB, need to go ask the family priest about if it's fine for me to be baptized at 36 so I can finally get this shit off of all my electronic devices. He's pretty chill, so he might say yes just to boost those confirmation numbers.

I vanished the Demon Lord, but it turns out he was a figurehead who was largely senile and the true threat was the generations of corrupt demon sycophants who were given positions based solely on how good they were at pretending everything was fine.

The only thing I associate with these brands is bad nights at bars with sticky floors and prices that make my wallet cry.

It is a missed opportunity that Chili's doesn't sell the Honey Chipotle sauce. That shit is addicting and I want it on so many things

Poor person hack When it's cold outside, but not cold enough to turn on the heat (iykyk), make soup. The act of boiling the soup will add moisture and warmth to the air, raising temps by a few degrees. The act of eating hot soup will raise your body temp by a few degrees.

My friend is at Ft Drum for their AT and they're telling me that it's cold and miserable. I asked why they're not near the fire and they told me they haven't made one yet. That's nuts to me, this man has *always* had a fire at AT. Always. He has to be like, right next to range control or something.

Ok guys, lore drop time, As a tween and teen, I was *obsessed* with the Highlander series, both the movies and the TV series. Way back in 2009, it was announced that a reboot was in the works for the movie. Que my dread because Ryan Reynolds was cast as Connor.

Dear fashion retailers, A lace up back does not make it a corset. A corset is a structured garment that provides support. A lace up back is literally just that.

There is no food delicious enough to justify supporting that company. "But their customer service is great!" And? "But they pay more than McD" So? "But they support Christian values!" It's not Christian to support the suffering of others.

@criticalrole.bsky.social my Pocket Beacon is having a rough Friday.

DELIVERED WHEN IT COUNTED 💪 Abby Roque scored a jailbreak goal to free Marie-Philip Poulin in Game 4 of the Walter Cup Finals!

The minds behind it all. Kori Cheverie, Carla MacLeod, and Kris Sparre have been named the finalists of the 2026 PWHL Coach of the Year Award. This award is presented to the head coach whose contributions most impacted their team’s on-ice success throughout the regular season.

Alot of jokes are going around about riding horses instead of buying gas and I just want y'all to know that my car doesn't bolt because they saw a weird stick on the side of the road. Horses are awesome, but the training needed to stop them from being scaredy cats is *involved*

Welcome to the club 🫡 Hayley Scamurra joins nine other PWHL players in the Triple Gold Club - players who have won an Olympic gold medal, World Championship gold medal, and The Walter Cup.

This is a work of art.

🚨STARBUCKS WORKERS JUST WON THEIR 700TH UNION ELECTION!! A huge congratulations to baristas around the country who are taking on corporate greed and fighting for a better workplace. We make change when we take action! ✊🔥

This is specifically for the girls: Did you ever look at a guy, who is doing absolutely nothing bad, but every single thing about his appearance and gestures screams red flags? Like, just triggering all of the alarm bells?

Big thanks to the Mike's and the anonymous doner the last week, because of internet restrictions on some work site I haven't been able to see the donation page til now. And many thanks again to everyone who's donated to this great charity. #SoloAcrossIreland #IrishDogsForTheDisabled #SplashMaps

Family is out of town for a while and I'm basically gonna eat only soup for the entire time they're gone.

Are we being taxed for NOT doing an insurrection?

Built different on the blue line. Sophie Jaques, Megan Keller and Haley Winn have been named the finalists for the 2026 PWHl Defender of the Year Award. This award is presented to the defender who showcases the most outstanding ability at the position throughout the regular season.

Too many of my friends who have the same taste in music as I do live too far away. My bestie can't do the concert because it's during her family vacation and like, no one else is close enough.

Dear Millennial latch key kids, Our culinary lord and savior Alton Brown has a Last Meals episode up on YouTube. It was delightful.

I just bought 2 tickets to Theory of a Deadman and Sevendust in August because didn't check the ticket count 😂 Now I'm gonna need to find someone to go with me.

There are a few wild apple forests in the Tian Shan mountains which is where all apples originated from. Which is kind of awesome. www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/savin...

It’s Election Day in Philadelphia! Excuse the chipmunk voice.

Hey, parents and care takers. Please take a break. The world will not end, nothing horrible will happen that you could have prevented. It is so important for you to be able to decompress and just be an individual every now and then and there's no shame in asking for help so you can do just that.

Omg guys! Bluesky was down and I had to *text* someone that I went to see The Devil Wears Prada 2 instead of shouting it to the void like a normal person

Yummy 😋

I just remembered that there's no Crtical role tonight and therefore nothing to listen to on my drives this upcoming week 🥲 Yes, I know about their other content, but that's my driving show.

If you're not watching Montreal Victoire vs Ottowa Charge for the PWHL Finals game one right now, you're missing out on some excellent hockey

I wonder if it's raining 🤔

We asked @propublica.org's board to agree to a fair contract. Chair Paul Sagan replied that they support management, whose last offer includes weak job security, minimal guardrails on AI & wages that don’t keep up w/ rising costs. We know you stand with us. Tell Mr. Sagan: shorturl.at/MkUbQ

i had the time of my life having the meal of my death. chef josh and co. artfully produce one of the internet's best interview shows in "last meals" and attacked my episode with panache. i was and am beyond honored. watch us eat, laugh, wax poetic, and SOLVE AN ESCAPE ROOM?!!

Recap the regular season 👀 Get up to speed ahead of puck drop on the Finals at 7PM ET!

The DOJ—led by Trump's former personal defense attorney—is reportedly negotiating a $10 billion payout for Trump from the IRS.

If anyone really likes action fantasy, power leveling, and time loops, boy do I have a recommendation for you. The Knight Only Lives Today is a fantastic webtoon that has honestly kept me on my toes the entire series. This isn't your typical OPC either, this man has to *work* for each improvement.

This is niche, but I always find it so funny when Kpop girl groups stylist don't even try to blend the extensions they put on the idols. They're like "yeah, this is purely for the hair flips, no one is gonna care" (There is a sad lack of idol dance gifs or I'd show you)

Fleetmin had one more trick up her sleeves:

At a Wallflowers concert in a small venue. The opener would have killed it in the festival circuit circa 2012-2017. He needs to play something more uptempo before I fall asleep. It's all smooth indie folk rock hipster music. Like you would hear this in a tiny micro brewery in VT.

My favorite part of F1 racing isn't the actual races. It's the engineering battles and the organizations struggle to keep up.

Want to get a gift card for the 13yo for Spotify premium. Makes sense, they're a child, they don't have a checking account to pay for it. Spotify is trying to phase out gift cards to encourage regular subscriptions. How stupid is that?! 90% of gift cards for subscription services are for kids.

NEW: Mike Collins, a congressman from Georgia, wants to take away commercial driver’s licenses from noncitizens. Over the past 25 years, truckers for his businesses have been involved in crashes that killed five people and injured more than 50 people.

And we all know how that ended.

Happy Mother's Day