Anyone seeing this as anything other than name recognition probably doesn’t remember the President Gephardt polls from 2002.

Getting out of the shower:

Bluesky 2023. Bluesky 2026.

I can believe dragons exist but it’s kinda hard to swallow a whole bunch of exhausted, starving soldiers are gonna continue to follow nobody Cristin Cole into a suicide mission and not shank him in his sleep and go home like months ago.

Model material.

The difference in air quality between Thursday and Sunday.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can get a free soda at any MLB game if you sign up to be a designated driver for your group through the mlb app.

Phillies fans will really eat a whole large pizza at a baseball game.

Holy shit.

Last Mets game of the season in Philly. Let’s do that baseball!

Found the few milliseconds of myself on camera during the Mets lone home run yesterday.

Not bad seats for $11.

The Odyssey is pretty much sold out for every screening through Monday. I think it’s the first film since Dune I’ve wanted to see on a big screen.

It looks like Canada got the explosive diarrhea too.

At the game last night I happened to see this guy pull out a VetTix, like, scroll banner thing and he and his friend took a photo. You upload the photo and get like 20 coins to bid on events with. If you use this referral code to sign up we’ll both get 15. www.vettix.org/ref/7224660

Skyline completely blocked out by smoke:

The haze is getting kinda ridiculous here.

The Phillies organist kinda slaps.

Let’s do that baseball!

They moved the Mets-Phillies game up an hour because of the air quality.

Skyscrapers within skyscrapers is my favorite type of photo.

The sun looks like a meteor.

lol Jake Tapper interviews Trump with less rigor than Ahmad Rashad used to interview Michael Jordan.

So no vaccines but mandatory testosterone because everyone knows viruses are easily intimidated by muscles.

So overall that was a bad week for politicians named Graham.

I wanted to go to the home run derby but tickets in the outfield start at like $1500, lol.

Obsession, dog edition.

Apparently Graham died of an aortic rupture, which the internet says is an incredibly painful way to die. So, you know, try to live a healthier life than him I guess. Unless you’re a Republican, in which case keep doing what you’re doing.

My first cheesesteak in Philly. Going straight to Angelo’s.

I don’t know if yall have ever used the VetTix app, but you should. It’s an app you can bid on tickets set aside for veterans for concerts or sports. I just got selected for the August 29th Mets game. Great seats, too. Eighth row behind home plate.

Did a cool little walk to do a video on the shopping center Dr J and the New York Nets used to play in for three years before they moved to the Nassau Coliseum in 1972.

Gonna be a weird day for any curious insect-loving person who googles ladybugs.

Hope your day is going about as well as Gizmo’s.

Never gotten a message like this before.

Together forever…somewhere.

Only in the US senate can someone die at 71 and the feeling is “my god he was so young.”

Tired puppy.

Just watched Obsession and it’s definitely as good as everyone says it is.

Yes I wore this shirt through Penn Station:

Gizmo decided he wanted to sit next to this random dude.

The good train boy.

Just a heads up if you post anything to instagram. It’s automatically set up that anything you post can be used by AI to use in other people’s videos. So, like, they can use your face to make their content. To turn it off go to settings…sharing and reuse…and then scroll down until Reels & check:

Service members absolutely get stupid tattoos. We had a dorky guy in my platoon come back from midtour leave with a generic tattoo on his chest that said “death dealer” and I think we plan to stop clowning him sometime in the 2050s. Still wasn’t a nazi tat.

The puppy got his haircut.

Between the Semiquincentennial, the World Cup and the All Star Game this is a good month to live in Philly.

Obama had all the natural talent in the world for politics and even he started out local because running for office is hard and the US senate is kinda important and, most importantly, he wasn’t a sketchy grifter.

The Mets turned Keith Hernandez into Denethor.

I wouldn’t mess with the Islamic Republic of Japan.

So passes Platner, Steward of Oyster.

Morning yall.