NBA Regular season. Playoffs.

Oh so we’re soon to reach the “the assault wasn’t reported in real time or captured on video so it isn’t credible” stage. You know, between the Reddit shitposts, Nazi tat & potential SA stuff it was like Platner was created in a lab to neutralize any ethical advantages Dems could have on anything.

I don’t think an advanced alien species would have one eye. Like, how are they gonna do interstellar travel with no depth perception?

Petition to rename it the Trumpworm.

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When I find something I like, I make sure to stock up. Best zero sugar soda out there right now. And I’ve tried pretty much all of them. A&W and Dr Pepper are basically a level above everyone else, including Coke and Pepsi.

Dude’s got that right hand covered like he’s performing a magic trick.

It’s almost as if trying to win elections is different than trying to get an A+ on an academic paper on the history of America.

10% of your mutuals are in this video:

It’s more than just mental health. I managed to get a random non-emergency dental appointment for a cracked tooth two months ago in April. They just took x-rays. My follow up to fix the crack? December.

Why do all protein powders come in jugs that are either three weeks’ worth or two years’ worth? What am I supposed to do with 26 servings? Just make 30 servings!

The Dorian gap between young and old is who remembers this guy.

Widow’s Bay really hasn’t had a bad episode at all. Eight for eight so far. If last week’s episode was an homage to Jaws, this week’s was an homage to Halloween.

Congrats to everyone turning 24 this week who are about to figure out their parents conceived them on 9/11.

These guys want their own Trump so bad.

They couldn’t handle Pete Buttigieg so they turned to Adolph Redditor.

Hotel workers union protest in front of the Warwick.

I bet when he finally croaks he won’t be cremated or buried. He’ll be interred in some gold-plated mausoleum on some private land where the public won’t be able to access it.

Gizmo with grandpa and grandma this weekend:

Saw this CUNY poster on the train heading home and it’s good to see the baby from American Sniper still getting work.

Out on the town in Croatia having the time of my life with a bunch of Marine buddies, they’re all just out of frame, getting Totenkopf tattoos too.

Okay this looks cool as fuck. youtu.be/3oB9AxspVow?...

What’s 50% of bullshit?

Walked into a Vitamin Shop and asked about protein powder bc I’m gonna start putting on muscle now and I didn’t get any bc I have no idea which one to get so I just got a protein bar instead. This was excellent. Man, I haven’t had a protein bar in years. They’ve come a long way.

Am I the only one who’s never used Siri for anything?

I hear cardinals disagree.

The Keystone line on Amtrak is so much better than Northeast Regional.

On one hand I want to scream “how can you support someone who constantly disappoints you, punches you in the dick over and over and never delivers on what they promise” and on the other hand I’m a Mets and Jets fan.

All of this just to be broadcast exclusively on America’s fifth most popular streaming service.

*spoiler* It stands for “day.” D-Day means Day Day. Seriously. And they called these people the greatest generation.

Don’t google “what does the D in D-Day stand for” if you don’t want to be completely disappointed.

The bottom line about Graham Platner is he’s mentally weak, emotionally unstable and ethically dubious.

The richest person in the world is Elon, the second is the dude selling rakes to the Platner campaign.

Just fast forward to him being the nominee in 28 please.

Greg Bovino’s life curse is no matter how many fellow ghouls he hangs out with he’ll be so insecure he has to stand on his toes in photographs.

I’m on the second episode but this series feels like Knives Out meets From.

Bro at this point 15 people could come out of the woodwork and say he molested them at sleep away camp and nobody would bat an eye because nobody knows this dude at all.

Great job scheduling your finals at the same time.

Becoming a Spurs fan for the next two weeks only.

I think there’s a happy medium between senators too ancient to understand social media and senators so terminally online they have a kik account.

Yeesh. Not even a random reddit thread.

I would absolutely bet good money Platner would fail a random drug test.

Graham Platner takes bits and pieces of other scandals that doomed others like a political decorator crab.

Dude isn’t a red flag. He’s a red garment factory. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

Walking Gizmo in 20mph winds:

New York bound.

Was walking the dog and passed a psychic’s office that had a sign up front saying it was recently robbed. You’d think they’d see a robbery coming.

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Your south Philly parking job of the day: