This is important.

Got an abnormal mammogram and was feeling concerned bc the specific anomaly leads to a cancer diagnosis 60% of the time. Then I read more about that type of cancer and it has a 100% survival rate and usually doesn’t even need radiation so now I’m like ¯\(ツ)/¯

I love Hunter 😆

Us vs. them.

Lizzy & the Triggermen, are purveyors of "Resistance Swing," we certainly didn't invent the genre. In 1941, Irving Berlin wrote this banger called, "When That Man Is Dead and Gone" about Hitler. A recording of this an song is available on our last album, "Live at Joe's Pub."

Hunter, my dude, I know you’re in recovery but just know that you are at the top of my list for a dream blunt rotation.

Nancy 6/4/26

NEW: Becerra will advance to the general election in November.

bringing a knife to a gun fight so i can cut apple slices for everyone before it starts

hunter biden being a charming crackhead who tipped well with his father's money should not be enough to gain some of these reactions, many of you are vulnerable and unprepared to meet a charming crackhead in person

Well well

lol this was amazing.

Yes! #UkraineAid Passes House now onto Senate 👏👏👏

Younger voters tend not to turn out for primaries, unfortunately.

CALIFORNIA! You still have an hour to get to the polls. If you are in line at 8:00 stay in line!

Haha

The Nazis sure do love repeating history.

🚨 ALERT: Reports of strikes, explosions, and/or air defense activity now in: • Qeshm Island, Iran • Kuwait • Bahrain • Erbil, Iraq Iranian missiles and drones are reportedly targeting multiple locations across the region as the conflict continues to escalate.

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat

You guys, Josh Duggar got kicked out of minimum-security prison and now has to go to real prison bc he cut out pages of a Bible and was using it to hide a cell phone (he’s not supposed to have unsupervised internet access due to his crimes).

Haaaaaa

A++ Eschaton

This war is going so badly Trump is leaking this to put distance btw himself and Netanyahu.

Suck a diiiiiiiiiiiiick* *My message to reality in general today

We are winning. Don't ever forget that. Resistance at every level, in every possible way, WORKS. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

HAPPY PRIDE, everyone 🌈

Frank Herbert tried to warn us about the vast political stupidity and vulnerability of hinging the economies of whole-ass empires on a single finite resource controlled by a people with a deep history of adherence to an authoritarian god, but nobody ever listens to sci-fi authors…

I can’t think of anything else that will FINALLY get the west to drop fossil fuel and transition to renewable energy, so… good. Petroleum prices are megafucked until 2032 anyway, so we might as well go whole hog.

💯 Conservatism inherently has nothing of interest to say. Its entire point and purpose is to resist change. It’s a mindset that’s fundamentally incapable of making new things or making interesting points.

HAAAAAAAA

NEW: More than a dozen Senate Republicans, including Lindsey Graham, are urging Trump to scrap the $1.8B slush fund in exchange for funding ICE. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Today: 1. A judge temporarily blocked the $1.8B slush fund 2. A judge ordered Trump’s name off the Kennedy Center 3. A judge asked the govt to answer charges of a fraud on the court in Trump’s lawsuit against the IRS 4. A judge asked DoJ to explain why he should dismiss the Oath Keepers’ charges

BREAKING: The rookie federal prosecutor who brought the case against James Comey — accusing him of threatening Trump's life by posting a photo of seashells on Instagram — has stepped off the case.

Happening now at Delaney Hall. Protesters are outside the facility demanding the release of Martin Soto, the leader that started a hunger and labor strike to protest inhumane conditions. iCE has rolled in a tank and is pointing their weapons on peaceful protesters that are forming a human chain.

I cannot imagine a more on-the-nose metaphor than tech companies filling their offices with free drugs that supposedly enhance your productivity but are more addictive than heroin. fortune.com/2026/03/04/p...

#MementoMoriMonday #MemorialDay Soldat und Tod, Hans Larwin, 1917 The Austrian Museum of Military History, Vienna

i would love to see the pope transsubstantiate a hamburger

This is incredible.

This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing

Vast marine conservation reserve, bigger than P.E.I., to protect B.C. central coast #BritishColumbia halifax.citynews.ca/2026/05/22/v...

How weird!

He had to be in DC when those shots were fired today. Guys I’m kidding mostly.

God bless

What in the hepatitis C is this nonsense

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...