Mike Pensive
@enchilando.bsky.social
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Failed humorist. Sometimes
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There are only two rules. Don't smoke. And smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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Yogaholics when they're about to bomb Venezuela
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Whenever a MAGA mentions trans athletes, remember to call them woke for caring about women's sports.
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Pluribwe
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Rogan doesn't understand what parody is, thinks Newsom "copies" Trump. 💀
6 days ago
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Anthony Joshua's next opponent, hopefully:
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Accurate.
10 days ago
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Two of your favorites:
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(22 minutes)
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11 days ago
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All I want for Christmas is for TSLA to crash.
13 days ago
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Thin lips are the new full lips.
17 days ago
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I really dislike Sydney Sweeney, but if she were drowning I'd throw some ropes at her.
about 1 month ago
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What's your favorite band, Bluesky?
about 1 month ago
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Real.
about 1 month ago
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Don't call yourself a journalist if you're not sending RFK Jr pictures of your butthole.
about 2 months ago
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Devastated.
about 2 months ago
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They should call the White House ballroom "Joyce Carol Hall"
about 2 months ago
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We did it, Bluesky!
about 2 months ago
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We live in the shittiest timeline.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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The Beatles during their fentanyl era
2 months ago
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My powdered heavy cream hitting me in the feels
3 months ago
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ANTIFA frog costumes for sale
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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I stepped on my smart scale and almost immediately received a text message trying to recruit me for the Texas National Guard.
3 months ago
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Hegseth just lost his erection.
3 months ago
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6.5k karma on Reddit in 3 hours, 43 likes on Bluesky in 5 days.
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3 months ago
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Who is "Taylor Swift"?
3 months ago
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When your government is run by child molesters, to defeat them you must become a child molester.
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3 months ago
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Oops.
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3 months ago
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S.E. Dávila
3 months ago
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Taylor Swift releasing an album
3 months ago
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Happy birthday
@uapfreely.bsky.social
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Poor Kash
4 months ago
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How will Mossad link Islam to "transgender ideology"? Ask and you shall receive,
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4 months ago
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Some of the thoughtful folks on Twitter express their condolences for the recently deceased White supremacist gum -sorry- *gun advocate Charlie Kirk:
4 months ago
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Will you look at that...
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4 months ago
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A girl came over and sat on my face, but now she won't leave. She's claiming squatter's rights.
4 months ago
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5 months ago
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If I'm understanding this movie correctly, this Lex Luthor guy really doesn't like this Superman guy.
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S.E. Dávila
5 months ago
This is what we called it back in the day.
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Peaked.
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I have a statistician friend who's into kink. Nothing too out there, just the standard deviation.
5 months ago
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There are only two rules. Don't smoke. And smoke 'em if you got 'em.
5 months ago
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How about an A.I. president?
5 months ago
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Before social media, you had to seek the guru. Now, he comes in your hand.
5 months ago
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Indiana Jones and the Glass Ceiling
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6 months ago
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