“Democratic Senators… Morning Hour … read from Epstein Files … describe what Trump did as he raped & beat underage girls … they were forced to perform oral sex on him, how he hit them, parade them out for "auction"— naked". It's crazy not to utilize this free resource!” @cherijacobus.bsky.social 💯🎯

Least self-aware mfer on the planet.

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Gee, I wonder why @rollingstone.com didn't post this bullshit here...

When I do promotional events for my book, John Candy: A Life In Comedy, people often ask me to identify, out of the hundreds of interviews I did for the book, who were the most significant. Without hesitation, I tell them, Catherine O’Hara.

We need to find another rich pedo to fund this reboot.

If he's that distressed about his tax returns leaking a decade ago, how can he function as president?

Here’s Epstein after being told he has “permission to kill” an unidentified man: “whoops” Epstein after being told Mary Kennedy was found dead in her backyard: “whoops” Follow along this short thread… 1/

Absolutely.

List of drag queens in the Epstein files:

I'm in the Epstein files.

You're supposed to get a slice and a hot dog. The hot dog comes with soda. $3.49 plus tax.

IMPEACH JEFFREY EPSTEIN

I don't know if there's a term of art for this, but I feel like I'm having some sort of "information paralysis". Too much news coming at me at the same time and not quite able to digest it all or focus on any of it.

Catherine O'Hara was one of the last geniuses of a generation of comedians that truly made comedy worth watching for a massive audience. It feels like we're still feeling the loss of that generation.

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Disgusting.

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Share a preacher, priest, or nun. (Keep it going!)

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*furry

Watching: Zoophilia 2

MORE!!!

They could probably hide the Epstein files in Melania’s new documentary.

the ANTIFA conference call is a nice touch who says the right can't be funny

Just buy a whole new car.

Kinda weird that Bruce is still calling it Minneapolis instead of Stancilgrad.

Surely this has been said before, but Palantir, in its final form, will be sold as predictive policing AKA a pre-crime algorithm, but in reality it will be used to select patsies and martyrs for ops.

Frankenstein is under two and a half hours long. For comparison, Lawrence of Arabia, Seven Samurai, and Godfather II are around three and a half hours. 🙄

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I was listening to a Philip Glass CD once, and it started skipping. I noticed half an hour later.

Bad boyars Bad boyars Whatcha gonna do?

Disney's Melania

Hypocrite.

I've seen people on Bluesky listing their pets' pronouns, and there's a nonzero chance that they're misgendering them.

What Sloppy Steve Bannon sees before he cums

The children these days will tell you that they yearn for a “smarter” indie animated show, but in my experience what they actually yearn for is not an indie animated show or even a cartoon at all but instead Star Trek Deep Space 9.

@jesseduquette.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥

This is a compliment to him. He likes being a depraved, sociopathic liar.