Chappell Roan just cut me off on the highway

Why do they call it "reverse cowgirl" instead of just calling it "girlcow"?. It's much more efficient that way.

She's as sharp as a down pillow. Here's an article about her background, including how she grew up on welfare (even though she now votes to end social services for people like her): www.tampabay.com/news/pinella...

Isaac Newton discovers Pink Floyd's Dark Sude of the Moon (1660s)

They'll go after the grays after they're done going after the browns.

More like Down Jones

Trump is funnier than Bill Maher

43/soccer, but close enough

Vaxxed?

I've been off weed for months :(

When tenacity meets pettiness

Happy St. Paddy's Day ☘️

At least optically, Ro Khanna and Chris Murphy are the de facto minority leaders in the House and Senate, respectively.

The downtrodden see religion as hope. The affluent see religion as a cudgel.

My Oscars picks (not predictions): Best Picture: One Battle After Another Actor: Wagner Moura (Jesse Plemons snubbed) Best International Film: The Secret Agent Actress: Rose Byrne Supporting Actor: Sean Penn Supporting Actress: Amy Madigan Director: Paul Thomas Anderson (1/2)

Lazy Caturday

If you're ever in a scuffle with a fed, just eye poke them.

Jason Sudeikis should manage Spurs.

My favorite song is so quiet that I haven't even heard it.

Bill Hicks would absolutely despise Joe Rogan.

Thinking of joining the military so that Pete Hegseth will buy me this guitar.

This is Alabama Leprechaun erasure youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ?...

Raytheon when Trump calls the Tomahawk missile "very generic"

My current earworm: youtu.be/lbq4G1TjKYg?...

Bad boyars, bad boyars, whatcha gonna do

Or one of the Kool-Aid man's many victims

😂

Best line in this movie

About Tucker's merch:

2025:

"Is it true, sir, that you have what is described as an egg-shaped penis?"

I'm not having kids until we get DS9 in 4K.

Four Democrats joined Republicans to block the Khanna–Massie Iran War Powers Resolution — AIPAC contributions the four Jared Golden: $3,449,465 Henry Cuellar: $3,239,485 Greg Landsman: $1,733,305 Juan Vargas: $949,493

Seth MacFarlane Reveals ‘The Orville’ Season 4 Is Written, Now Waiting On His Schedule https://bit.ly/orvs4written

No, we should all be disproportionately beholden to the whims of Wyomingites.

Replace "join the GOP" with "die of a stroke".