A bit late, but congrats to Darializa :)

All of your follows here are actually this lady. She's worried about you

Updating my Tinder profile

Non-flatpickers wondering how he broke his leg 🙄

I ate a few mini-bananas earlier and now I'm seeing bananas everywhere.

The "Graham Platner is bad" and "Hasan Piker is bad" posts from people went away when their handlers realized it wasn't working. Now back to trying to undermine DSA. Watch the same people post articles on that.

We do a little trolling. As a treat.

This account no longer exists.

Sad!

Swifties are so deluded that they think that Bluesky users who dislike their white supremacist cult leader are male chauvinists.

Swifties are just MAGAs with a different spoiled brat white supremacist cult leader.

Swifties: Why hasn't Taylor told the Trump regime to stop using her songs for their propaganda even though so many others have? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musicia...

It's because he's a rapist and a whiny selfish crybaby.

while spacex stock is in decline, i am going to buy the dip. bean dip for my schadenfreude nachos.

Palantir is on a mission to Gaza-fy the entire planet.

My father was killed by joke spray due to an unforeseen allergy. Yet another privileged, tone deaf post

"Etruscan baddie appreciation"

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

Me playing the game called life

Konami tried to warn us

Scientific American is 180 years old. The most eminent science magazine for the general public. And today, sold off as scrap to stop the staff from unionizing. Many top editors I've worked with for a decade on several articles have been fired. What a disgrace @sciam.bsky.social

Rep. Dan Goldman has been unseated by Mamdani-backed Brad Lander. Get fucked, centrists.

Disclosure Day is one of the most offensive films Spielberg has ever made. It argues that if those in the majority saw aliens suffering, they would come to their aid. We know this is untrue because we see the relentless cruelty with which those very people treat marginalized folks right now.

BREAKING: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani has banned ICE fascists from entering NYC property. This is what leadership looks like. This is what the people voted for. Shame on the corporate Dems (NJ Gov & VA Gov) who won with this mandate, but became cowards & complicit when time came to protect people.

SpaceX has $150 to go to get to its true intrinsic value of $0.00

"Corduroy Plants was directed by his wife, Daryl Hannah"

Epstein Files:

"In my homeland the eyes eat first".

Hurrah. Plucky England hold the mighty Ghana tae a draw

I came to Bluesky specifically so I could post about Elon Musk as I was banned from Twitter for making fun of Elon Musk and his hair transplant specifically

Every other reply

I know it makes me a loser care haver but i'm still annoyed our tax dollars went towards Tim McVieghing a girl's elementary school because the president rapes children.

The UK should just be like f*ck it and make Larry the Cat the Prime Minister

Imagine you have a superpower to make everyone within earshot climax when you sneeze

Let them drink Coke

Happy Father's Day

When he finally tries the green eggs and ham 🥲

Nightmare fuel